"Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath!" James said.
"First, before we begin, let's welcome the idiots who were eliminated before the last aftermath!" Jo said, "It's the peanut gallery!"
K'nuckles, Mung and Ezekiel sat on the top half. Eugene, Muriel, Eva and Justin sat on the bottom.
"Today we have Cree, Wilt, Jude, Irwin, Fred Fredburger and Cheese!" James said.
"Our first guest is the leader of the Kids Next Door, hates boys, love rainbow monkeys, calls everybody solider, is bald and wears an orange sweatshirt and pilot goggles, its Abby!" Jessica said.
Cree stormed onto the stage in her Teen Ninja outfit. "DON'T EVER CALL MY BY MY FUCKIN LITTLE SISTER CRABIGAIL EVER AGAIN!" She screamed.
"Okay, first question, is do you know that Maurice and Chad are both undercover spies for the Kids Next Door?" Jessica asked.
"WHAT!" Cree asked super mad.
Jo, and James jumped behind the hosts couch while the Penut Gallery ducked. Luckily, Truffles, Skarr, Hoss, Sczhizel Ice King, Endive, and Father came out and grabbed Cree. "That is all that are here?" Jo asked.
"Chris needed as many interns as possible to chase two boats." Hoss said.
"Let's check out this whole boat chase." James said.
On the screen four boats appeared. One boat, from the previous chapter held Zim, GIR, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Mimi, Timmy, Cosmo, Poof, Wanda, Mark Chang, Vicky, Tootie, Trixie, Veronica, AJ, Chester, Elmer, Sanjay, Francis, Foop, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Danny, Jazz, Sam, Tucker, Dash, Paulina, Ember, Youngblood, PointDexter, Dani, Jimmy Neutron, Cindy, Sheen, Carl ,Libby, Nick, Todd, Maurica, Myron, Sharie, Dana, Jenny, Reggie, Otto, Twister, Squid, Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Bessie, Happy, Ben Higgenbottom, XJ9 'Jenny', Brad, Tuck, Sheldon, Eliza, Darwin, Debbie, Donnie, CatDog, Aang, Katara, Zuko, Toph, Sokka, Azula, Mai, Tai Lee, Jet, Arnold, Helga, Phoebe, Gerald, Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Kimi, Angelica, and Suzie on it.
"Pathetic human! Zim stall stere this boat!" Zim said pushing the captain overboard.
On another nearby boat with Mickey Mouse ears on it, Jake Long, Spud, Haley, Trixie, Rose, Kim, Ron, Lilo, Stitch, Reuben, Mertle, Yuki, Teresa, Elena, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Jeremy, Vanessa, Stacy, Baljeet, Buford, Isabella, and Irving.
"Look you weirdo! I want to go faster!" Mertle said pushing their captain overboard.
On another boat, held Gumball, Darwin Waterson, Anais, Penny, Lizzie, Tommy, Ace, Sonya, Lee, Mushi, Chad, Maurice, Heinttra, Nazz, Kevin, Jonny2x4, Plank, Rolf, Sarah, Jimmy, Velma Green, Jeff, Junior, Mindy, Pud'n, Sperg, Gizmo, Kid Flash, Jinx, Bumblebee, Terra, Johnny Bravo and Rigby.
"I, the Brainfreezer am tired of your slow boat driving!" The Brainfreezer said before freezing the driver.
The last boat held June, Ray Ray, Monroe, Jodi, Ophelia, Marcus, Roger, Star, Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Jack Spicer, Kevin Levin, Frankie, Kevin, Samson, Edward, Skip, Chip, Brainfreezer, Mr. Mittens, Bumper, Mojo Jojo, Princess, Butch, Brick, and Boomer.
"Go faster!" Mojo Jojo yelled as he tured the driver into a dog.
Because all the drivers couldn't drive the boats, the four boats crashed into a boat holding Bart, Lisa, Millhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Meg, Chris Griffon, Brian, Stewie, Kyle, Stan, and Eric Cartman. Kenny was floating by the boat and let's say the five boats collided at point Kenny, at least before exploding. "Oh my gosh!" Kyle screamed, "They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!" Stan yelled as Chris' helicopter landed ontop of the pile of boats.
"Congrats!" He said to characters in the water and on what's left of the boats, "You all just won a chance to be an interns for me and possible contestants in later season."
"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT BOAT!" Truffles, Endive, and Ice King screamed.
"Yeah, Cree are you okay?" James asked.
"I'm going to kill those two!" Cree screamed.
"Let's go to the next contestant." Jo said.
"He's can't eat sugar, can only say coco, likes paddleball, imagining things and cereal, here's Eduardo!" Jessica said.
"I'm sorry but my name is Wilt." Wilt said.
"I know that, do you think I'm stupid?" Jessica asked.
"Don't answer that!" James said.
"So Wilt, was there anybody you did not like on the island." Jo asked trying to keep her cool for one whole aftermath.
"Well, Cheese and Fred can be annoying but I can't blame them for it. Susan, Sissy, Cree, Eva, Fanny, Buttercup, Courtney, Marie and Mandy are kinda mean. I'm sorry but I said it." Wilt said.
"Give us so dirt about somebody on your team." Jo said.
"I'm sorry but that would be wrong." Wilt said.
"Look you overgrown sissy, give me something juicy or I will *bleep*n rip your *bleep* off and you will need to pee in a straw!" Jo screamed.
"I'm sorry but that doesn't make much sense." Wilt said.
"JUST TELL US SOMETHIG WE CAN WORK WITH!" Jo said. She then picked up Wilt and threw him at Cree who was still pissed off knocking the two out.
"Can Jude please come in?" James asked.
Jude then came out. "What up dude?" Jude asked.
"Nothing but you might want to tell us something juicy or you will end up in the pile of ex-contestants." James said pointing to the unconscious bodies of Wilt, Cree, Muriel, Eva, and Mung.
"Dude, that does not look comfortable." Jude said.
"STOP USING THE WORD DUDE!" Jo said before she picked up a Star, Nikki, Jonsey, Jen, Caitlin and Wyatt voodoo dolls.
"Okay." James said, "If you had to date somebody on the island, who would it be?"
"I don't know, cause if I stayed longer, I might have extended my circle of friends. But I can't date anybody I don't know. Plus I can't date Jonsey, Nikki, Jen, Wyatt or Caitlin cause they fell like family." Jude answered, "By the way, do I know Chris from somewhere? I feel like I know his voice. "
"Excuse, me but I'm going to slam my head into a wall backstage." Jo said walking backstage.
"While Jo is slamming her head into a wall, we'll have some commercial breaks. Cause after, there will be Irwin, Fred and Cheese." James said.
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