"Hi!" Nia said in a tired voice.

"What's wrong?" Elphaba asked.

"This is going to be another short episode," Nia said sadly.

The audience groaned. "I'm sorry," Nia said as she read through her reviews. "First we have MyVisionIsDying, who says, Ha! Morrible is 75! *Falls over laughing. Picks self up and dusts off Starfleet uniform costume, places hands behind back* So, Morrible, what's it like being a senior citizen? Do you like the privileges? By the way Morrible, I won't stop going on about this for few chapters so beware. *Evil laugh*"

"Benefits?" Morrible asked confused.

"Yes. Senior citizen benefits," Nia explained.

"We don't have those in Oz," Morrible explained.

"We can get some!" the Wizard chimed in. Morrible flashed him a glare that meant If you don't shut up right now, you will regret it!

"Great!" Morrible groaned.

"Next, we have Elphaba'sGirl, Ooh. I was reviewer 100! Does this make me special? I'll just say it does.

Glinda; Sooo... I saw a pink cupcake the other day and said to myself "I wonder if Glinda likes cupcakes?" Soo... Do you like cupcakes? And if you do, what is your favorite flavor? Do you like them better worse or the same as regular cake?

Fiyero and Boq; what did it feel like when you turned back from being straw/tin?

Elphaba; do you like Starbucks? Have you had a Frappuccino? (Nia, bring her a Frappuccino.)

Wizard; you know, I'm debating whether or not to make you evil in my new story... I'm leaning toward not evil, but I'd like your opinion (even though I think I already know what it is) also, if you had the chance, would you go back in time and rescue Elphie from a horrendible childhood? If you would, would you also marry Melena?

Melena; do you love Frex or Wizard (Are we calling him Oscar in this?)

Dorothy; Soo... I'm not sure if you know this, but I am artistically challenged. I cannot draw well. But anyway, yesterday, I was just like "let's draw something" so I drew Elphaba, but that didn't turn out so well, and then I drew Glinda, which also didn't turn out well (sorry guys it's hard to draw you) and then I was like "I'll try to draw Dorothy. So I did. And it turned out to be the second best thing I've ever drawn, so yeah. IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES JUST TO GET YOUR HAIR RIGHT. I'm obsessive. When I start something (cough cough a new fanfic) I work on it for hours. And hours. But I really liked the way it turned out. End obsessive rambling.

Morrible; Where do you shop? I want to know so I can stay away from there.

Alright; tata (ttfn, Dorothy! Do you remember what that means?)" Nia read.

"I love cupcakes! Especially pink ones!" Galinda said. Nia smiled and clapped her hands. A very, very, large pink cupcake with pink sprinkles appeared in Glinda's lap. Glinda squealed as she stuffed her face with the cupcake.

"Am I going to regret doing that later?" Nia asked.

Elphaba laughed and nodded. "Yup!"

"Chocolate!" Glinda said, remembering that there was still more to the question. "And I think that cupcakes are cuter than regular cakes."

"Cuter?" Fiyero questioned.

"Yes, Fiyero. Cuter!" Glinda said, finishing off the cupcake.

"It felt amazing," Boq said, recalling the event that took place a few episodes ago.

"I felt good to return to being human," Fiyero added.

"Um… well, I haven't had any coffee in a while," Elphaba admitted.

"Frappuccino!" Nia shouted offstage. A young girl in a Starbucks apron appeared onstage, carrying a Grande Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino in her heads. She carefully handed it to Elphaba before pulling out her IPhone. She quickly took a selfie with her and Elphaba before running offstage, squealing in a high-pitched voice.

Elphaba took a quick sip. She then proceeded to drink the whole cup in less than five seconds.

Nia's mouth dropped open.

"Um… Nia. Is this okay for the baby?" Fiyero asked, gently rubbing his wife's nine month swollen stomach.

"Fiyero, she just drank a grande caffeine drink in less than five seconds. That was so impressive!" Nia exclaimed as the audience cheered for Elphaba. "But, then again, it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do at a time like this," she added as an afterthought.

"I'm leaning towards 'not evil'," the Wizard said. "And of course I would go back in time and rescue Elphaba and raise her. You have no idea of the amazing perks you get for being the Wizard's daughter."

"And yes, if it makes it more fun, the Wizards will hence forth be known as Oscar," Nia announced.

"You're talking arranged marriage versus forced pregnancy?" Melena asked. "No comment!"

"Okay, then," Nia said, knowing better than to press the subject.

"I'm sure I look wonderful," Dorothy said with a smile.

"I have all of my clothes made for me," Morrible answered. "I don't really like shopping."

Nia sighed in relief.

"Um…" Dorothy said, trying to remember the teenage slang. "I…I… To tough for now?"

The audience roared with laughter. Nia face palmed. "Well, you got the last two words right," Nia sighed.

"Ta-ta for now!" Dorothy corrected herself.

"Yes!" Nia said as balloons fell from the ceiling.

Dorothy looked extremely proud of herself.

"Now, we have AdorableGlinda (Guest) – Glinda, don't you even start! – who says, Hehe. 75 years old. Horrible Morrible. I want you to chain her to the ceiling now please. Thanks. Well... Hello. Elphie did you really like the pointed black hat or was it just... You being strong? Glinda, how do you feel about the hat? How do you feel about your tiara?

Wizard; What is your favorite cake?

Hi Nia. Again. Hi. Okay, so I have an account on here but am reviewing as a guest to drive you insane, if you can guess who I am, you get virtual hugs and bubbles. (The flying kind)"

"I don't want to be chained to the – AHH!" Morrible shouted as she was thrown into the air and was dangling by chains. "This is absurd!" she protested.

"Well, I had a feeling that it was a prank, but I really did like the hat. That's why I wore it," Elphaba said, smiling at Glinda. Glinda smiled back at her best friend.

"Personally, I hated the hat. And at first, it was a prank. But, then I saw how beautiful Elphaba looked in it. And I love my tiaras!"

"Tiaras? As in… plural?" Nia asked.

"Of course. You can't have just one tiara, you know," Glinda explained.

"Right," Nia said slowly.

"Well, I like all types of cake, but my favorite would have to be chocolate, like Miss Glinda," the Wizard… err, Oscar…explained.

"Oh wow!" Nia said, shaking her head. "I'm really bad at guessing. You are going to have to tell me later, please! Well, that it for –"

"AHHHH!" a scream interrupted her. Everyone turned to Elphaba. She was on her knees, clutching her stomach. A small puddle of water surrounded her.

"Elphie, are you okay?" Glinda asked, placing a hand on Elphaba's back.

"She's having the baby!" Fiyero screamed, running around in a circle.

"Fiyero, relax!" Nia admonished.

"She's having a baby! We don't even have a doctor!"

"I can do it!" Nia said, trying to mask her fear.

"You're a teenage girl!" all of the Wicked characters said in unison.

"Hey, this is my interview! Do you think that I would have done this if I didn't know what I was doing?" Nia asked.

Everyone opened their mouths to say something, but Nia held up her hand to silence them. "Never mind! Don't answer that!" she said, running over to Elphaba and helping her up. "Fiyero, Nessa, Melena and Glinda, come with me!" Nia said. "The rest of you, stay here and DON'T MOVE!"

*OFFSTAGE*

"Elphaba, push!" Fiyero encouraged.

"I am!" Elphaba shouted.

"Get your foot off of my forehead!" Nia shouted.

"AHHH!" Elphaba screamed.

"Fae, you're hurting my hand," Fiyero exclaimed.

"Fiyero…" Melena started.

"SHUT UP FIYERO!" a voice that could only belong to Elphaba shouted.

A smacking sound and a high-pitched Fiyero scream could be heard thoughout the studio.

"Come on, Elphaba! You can do it, one more push and –" Nia encouraged.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"OW! My ear!" Nia yelled.

"PUT THE SHUT TO THE UP!" Elphaba screamed.

"Since when have you been watching Madea?"

Elphaba growled.

"Never mind," Fiyero muttered.

"Elphaba, just one more push and –" Melena started.

"Elphie, you did it!" Glinda exclaimed.

"Glinda, give me the towels," Nia shouted.

Nia soon emerged, holding a bundle of blankets in her arms.

"How is Elphaba?" Oscar asked.

Nia gave him a sassy look. "She just gave birth! She's tired, but other than that, she's fine."

"Is it a boy or girl?! Is it a boy or girl!? I gotta know! I gotta know! I gotta know!" Boq exclaimed, jumping up and down in his chair.

"SHHHH!" Nia said, silencing him. "Elphaba's sleeping. And… I think I'll wait until the next episode to tell you the gender of the baby."

"WHAT?!" the audience shouted.

"HAHAHA! You will just have to read and review, emphasis of review, to find out," Nia smirked. "If I get enough reviews, I will announce the gender. Thank you all and have a Oztastic day!" The lights quickly dimmed.

Special thanks to MyVisionIsDying, Elphaba'sGirl, and AdorableGlinda (Guest). Please review if you would like to know the gender of the new Tigelaar baby!