New Disclaimer: I only own James, Jo and Jessica. Everybody else is owned by Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney, Fox, Comedy Central and their associates.
"Welcome back to, wait where are we?" Jessica asked.
"Total Drama Cartoon Network Aftermath" James said.
"No, I think we're in Disneyworld. But where is Mickey Mouse?" Jessica asked walking backstage
"Jo kinda has a concussion and with Jessica looking around for Mickey Mouse, I'm the only host." James said
"He loves nachos, eating his boogers, has no nose, calls everyone loser and is a gaint spider, its Grim!" Jessica said from offstage.
"Forget what she says. He's in love with blond hair girls with no noses, has a Grandfather named Dracula and he is one of the members of Underfist, here is Irwin!" James said.
"Thanks yo. It's great to be here!" Irwin said as he sat down next to Jude.
"You can be honest, my sisters have left the building." James said.
"Okay, I would rather be on the game with Mandy but it's still okay here." Irwin said.
"So first question is, what do you see in Mandy?" James asked.
"See is so smart and independent. Those are
the two major reasons why I love Mandy."
"Kay, now how does it feel to be a member of Underfist?" James asked.
"It's okay I guess. General Skarr is kinda creepy. Hoss at first kept trying to kill everybody. Plus I originally didn't want to be in it!" Irwin said.
"Okay since we are going to get little to no drama from Count Dorkula here." Jo said walking out, "We might as well have some idiot time with Fred and Cheese. It's a new segment we added where we lock some random person in the Peanut Gallery with Fred and Cheese for a day. And we have clips from when Eva gets locked in.
Eva gets thrown in. "Hi lady!" Cheese screemed.
"My name is Fred Fredburger. I can spell my name real good. Do you want to hear me spell my name?"
"No"
"F… R… E… D... F… R… E… D… B… U… R… G… E… R! Fred Fredburger! YES!" Fred said.
"I'm a horsey! Now you're a horsey!" Cheese said as he jumped onto Eva.
"Do you like nachos?" Fred asked.
"FOR THE TWENTH FUCKIN TIME I DO NOT LIKE FUCKIN NACHOS!" Eva screamed.
"Do you like nachos know?" Fred asked.
"IMMA LADY!" Cheese said with lipstick on. He then kissed Eva, "NOW WE'RE BORTHER LADIES!"
"EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO POOPOO!" Fred yelled into Eva's ears.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Eva screamed before punching a whole in the wall and climbing out.
"Sorry, Eva but it was random!" James said before he jumped behind K'nuckles. "That's it for this aftermath!"
Author's Note: Sorry for the short chapter but without Jo or Jessica in it, there is no drama. Plus Cheese and Fred Fredburger are too stupid to have drama.