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"Last time on Total Drama Cartoon Network!" Chris said, "The remaining 90 went on a key hunt. Some were successful like everybody but Sissy, Jillian, DJ, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Lindsay, Eduardo, Irwin, Fred, Cheese and Goo. Irwin, along with idiots Fred and Cheese were sent home. With both members of Underfist gone, who will increase their game and who will freeze to death? Find out now on Total… Drama… Cartoon Network!"

(insert theme song here)

The contestants woke up to the loud horn of Chef. "Alright maggots! Get to the mess hall as soon as possible. Fine then I'm gonna blast those cabins your in!"

Each of the contestants ran out of the cabin spilling on nearby ice and falling into the Messhall.

"Alright maggots. Chris has sent out all the interns out to get you in a snowball fight. We will split you guys into two groups. First team to hit Chris wins the challenge. Losing team has to send somebody home. The first team consists of Dukey, Mary, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Eduardo, Jen, Double D, Ed, Starfire, Robin, Courage, Blossom, Bubbles, Nigel, Abby, Hoagie, Rachel, DJ, Lindsay, Tyler, Trent, Cody, Mac, Wyatt, Jillian, Gil, Julie, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, Finn, Jake, Ben, Gwen T, Flapjack, Deedee, Lazlo, Raj, Nina, and Kuki. You guys will be known as the Sweet Santas! Now the rest of you, Mandy, Grim, Marceline, Johnny, Raven, Marie, Lee, Izzy, Duncan, Heather, Courtney, Alejandro, Susan, Sissy, Coco, Jonsey, Nikki, Buttercup, Wally, Patton, Fanny, Eustace, Harold, Eddy, May, Gwen, LaShawna, Noah, Sierra, Panini, Chowder, Mandark, LSP, PB, Bloo, Goo, Billy, Adam, Mordecai, Clam, Patsy, Gretchen, Caitlin and Dexter, will be known as Salty Scrooges. When you hit an intern you get a point. Points will only be used if nobody gets to Chris. Plus people with the least amount of points need to be at the elimination ceremony. If a snowball by an intern hits you you get to come back to the Mess Hall for hot chocolate.

Confessionals

"Why aren't I on the Sweet Santas!" Courtney screamed. "I deserve it more than any of those idiots!"

"Just from the record, some of the Salty Scrooges were just put there because that team needed more people." Blainley said.

"Since I'm the only team leader, I say that I'm in charge." Mandy said.

"Fools think that I'm just gonna let her go easy." Aku/ Eustace said.

With the Sweet Santas, Double D, Blossom, Jake, and Robin were explaning a plan to the others. "All we need is something to distrack everybody."

"How about Ben goes as Humunasaur?" Julie suggested.

"Okay but there are going to be seven groups of six." Double D explained.

The groups for the Sweet Santas were Blossom, Nigel, Robin, Double D, Gwen T, Courage and Mary. Blossom's group included herself, Bubbles, Flapjack, Wyatt, DJ, and Deedee. Nigel's group included himself, Hoagie, Kuki, Abby, Rachel and Gil. Robin's group included himself, Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Mac and Eduardo. Double D's group included himself, Ed, Lindsay, Tyler, Trent and Cody. Gwen T's group included herself, Julie, Caitlin, Finn, Jake and Jen. Courage's group included Owen, Katie, Sadie, Bridgette and Geoff. Mary's group included herself, Dukey, Jillian, Beth, Raj, Lazlo and Nina.

Meanwhile with the Salty Scrooges, Mandy was taking charge. "Alright we will split up into four groups. I don't care who is with who but just split up."

Here are the groups for Salty Scrooges. TEAM A is Mandy, Grim, Billy, Marceline, Fanny, Patton, Wally, Buttercup, Susan, Coco and Izzy. TEAM B is Eustace, Marie, Lee, May, Adam, Mordecai, Courtney, Sissy, Jonsey, Nikki, Panini and Chowder. TEAM C is Dexter, Duncan, Gwen, LaShawna, Harold, Sierra, Noah, Raven, Johnny, and Eddy. TEAM D is Mandark, Patsy, Clam, Gretchen, Heather, Alejandro, LSP, PB, Goo, and Bloo.

Later near the base, Jake Long, Haley, Rose, Spongebob, Jeff the spider, Jake Spidermonkey, Slips, Lupe, Stitch, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Donnie were waiting for some of the contestants to come around. Sadly for Gwen T's group, they walked into the trap. Thanks to Gwen's quick thinking, she pulled up a barrier to protect the six. "Can you guys help out a little bit?"

Jake stretched his arms into slingshots while Finn keep reloading. One of the snowballs hit Jake Long sending the American Dragon onto Kenny. Kenny could be heard mumbling the words, "Aww fuck."

"Oh my god!" Kyle said, "They killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!" Stan screamed before getting hit in the face by Izzy.

Then Izzy pulled out a bomb and wrapped it in snow before throwing it at the middle of the snowball fight. The bomb exploded and the snow hit every single person there (except for Izzy who got out of reach).

Confessionals

"Bull's-eye!" Izzy said.

"Where the hell did Izzy go?" Mandy asked.

"I just killed somebody!" Jake said before screaming, "Don't look at me! I'm a murder!"

"How did we survive that?" Haley asked.

"THE SNOW! IT BURNS!" Zim screamed as he fell into the toilet. "AUGGGGHHHHHHH!"

"Some might be wondering how I am not affected by the snow. I read Zim's reports of Earth and set up a invisible suit in which does not affect me like Zim." Tak explained.

Meanwhile at the fort, Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Aang, Katara, Toph, Sokka, Zuko, Dib, Tak, Mimi, GIR and Zim stood guard on the west side of the fort.

Then Nigel's team showed up and the two groups began to throw snowballs at each other.

"RUN AWAY LITTLE DUDES!" Gil screamed as he ran into a tree. He then was hit by a snowball.

"Kids Next Door! BATTLE STATIONS!" Nigel and Rachel screamed as Kuki, Hoagie, Abby, Nigel, and Rachel started to throw snowballs while dodging snowballs.

"THROW YOU STUPID HUMANS! HIT THEM! WE MUST NOT LET THEM CROSS! LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER!" Zim screamed before being hit by snowballs from Tak, Dib, Katara, Aang, Sokka, Toph, Suko, Omi, Kimiko, Clay and Raimundo. Since the group was too busy pelting their 'leader' with snowballs, they were too busy to notice the five KND Operatives hitting them. "ITS BURNS!" Zim screamed.

Confessionals

"They dare try to get rid of me!" Zim screamed.

With Mandark, Patsy, Clam, Gretchen, Heather, Alejandro, LSP, PB, Goo, and Bloo, Bloo was complaining, "Why don't we get coats. Its frezzing out here!"

"Will you lumpin shut up! Do you want someody to hear us!" LSP screamed.

"Kinda late for that!" Kim said as she and Ron appeared.

"KIM POSSIBLE! And who's he?" Heather asked.

"I'm KP's sidekick. Ron Stopabble? Ring any bells?" Ron asked.

"Whatever! I just wanna lumpin win!" LSP screamed. Team Possible then began to throw snowballs which hit Patsy, Bloo, Goo, PB, Heather, Gretchen, Clam, Mandark, and Alejandro.

Confessional

"What the lump was that?" LSP screamed.

"Doesn't anybody know who I am?" Ron said.

"Booyah!" Rufus said.

Meanwhile somewhere else, Double D's group slowly approached the base with caution. Suddenly, Helga, Arnold, Gerald, Pheobe, Sarah, Jimmy, Nazz, Kevin, Rolf, Jonny2x4 and Plank appeared. They hit Tyler and Lindsay, Suddenly Ed picked up a snowman and threw it at the attacking side.

Confessionals

"Oh Arnold I just can't stand how stupid you are sometimes. But yet I love you Arnold!" Helga said before she heard breathing in the background. She looks at Samson who is staring at her. She then punchs Samson in the face.

"ED YOU IDIOT!" Sarah screamed.

"Dorks!" Kevin shouted.

Inside of the snow/ mechinacal fort, Chris is watching the whole thing. "Looks like Ed and Izzy will be hard to beat. Will anybody else get hit by snowballs."

Suddenly on the screen Johnny, Raven, Noah, Sierra, LaShawna and Harold get frozen by the Brainfrezzer. Then Dexter hit Brainfrezzer with a snowball thanks to his robot arm.

TEAMS

Italics means out of challenge. Teams are separated by number of points.

SWEET SANTAS-

Ed- 11

Nigel, Hoagie, Abby, Rachel- 3

Kuki, Jake- 2

Dukey, Mary, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Eduardo, Double D, Ed, Starfire, Robin, Courage, Blossom, Bubbles, DJ, Trent, Cody, Mac, Wyatt, Jillian, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, Ben, Flapjack, Lazlo, Raj, Nina, Deedee, Lindsay, Tyler, Caitlin, Finn, Gwen T, Gil, Julie, and Jen- 0

SALTY SCROOGES- Izzy- 11

Dexter- 1

Mandy, Grim, Marceline, Marie, Lee, Duncan, Courtney, Susan, Sissy, Coco, Jonsey, Nikki, Buttercup, Wally, Patton, Fanny, Eustace, Eddy, May, Gwen, Panini, Chowder, Billy, Adam, Mordecai, Johnny, Harold,LaShawna, Sierra,Noah, Raven, Clam, Patsy, Gretchen, Mandark, Heather, LSP, PB, Bloo, Goo, and Alejandro- 0

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