"Episode 16! Thank all of you for helping this story to go this far!" Nia smiled. "First, we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says Yup. It's me again. You can all curse this day. No. Please don't. Glinda: Will you sing Popular with me? Elphaba: will you sing Defying Gravity with me? Wizard/Oscar/man I'm not sure how to address: Do the chicken dance. Oh, and have Morrible do it too. Now; Nia, create a whirling black hole of nothingness and lower Morrible in inside of a glass box. Boq: what would you do if Glinda just stood right now and expressed her undying love for you? What would you do Nessa? (Sorry, Glin.)"
"Yes, let's sing Popular!" Glinda smiled.
"YES!" a girl in the audience screamed. Elphaba'sGirl jumped onto the stage and hugged the Good Witch of the North.
"Popular, you're gonna be popular!" Glinda started.
"I'll teach you the proper ploys, when you talk to boys. Little ways to flirt and flounce!" Elphaba'sGirl sang.
"Oh! I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair!"
"Everything that really counts to be popular. I'll help you be popular!"
"You'll hang with the right cohorts! You'll be good at sports. Know the slang you've got to know. So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!" Glinda sang, holding onto the last note for longer than necessary.
"Sorry, I hate to interrupt, but need to move on," Nia interjected.
"Tell 'em how I am defying gravity. I'm flying high, defying gravity. And soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody, in all of Oz, no Wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Bring me doooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnn. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Elphaba and Elphaba'sGirl sang together, earning them a standing ovation from the audience.
"The chicken dance?" Oscar asked.
"Yes!" Nia and Elphaba'sGirl said in unison.
Oscar stood up and started to flap his arms up and down like a chicken. Morrible stood up and did the same. Nia and Elphaba'sGirl didn't even try to hide their laughter.
"We're stopping now!" Morrible snapped as she and Oscar sat back down.
"Fine. But remember, you asked for this," Nia smiled as a glass box formed around Morrible. Nia began to twirl her pointer finger in a circle motion and the black hole of nothingness appeared. Morrible began to slowly descend into Oz knows where.
"Is this safe?" Morrible asked.
"Of course not. If it was, we wouldn't be doing it!"
"Let me out!" Morrible begged.
Nia looked at Elphaba'sGirl, asking for permission. Elphaba'sGirl sighed, but gave in. Morrible was lifted out of the hole and ran back to her seat.
Boq blushed. Glinda gagged and Nessa's face turned a bright shade of red.
"Well, I would love to hear that!" Boq smiled.
"Wouldn't we all?" Nessa said sarcastically.
"I'd never thought I'd live to see the day when this happens!" Nia exclaimed.
"Well, you won't, because it's never going to happen!" Glinda huffed.
"Fine!" Elphaba'sGirl said as she went back to the audience.
"Thank you!" Nia called after her. "Now we have Brianna (Guest). Welcome to the show! Brianna says, Hi! I just started reading your story and (squeal!) I love it so much! It's so perfect! Okay so questions. Elphaba and Fiyero: guesses on your daughter's first word? Glinda: would you ever consider changing your name back to Galinda? And... Confession time, I may or may not have a giant crush on Boq... *blushes and glances at ground letting red hair fall into face*"
"It better not be 'horrors'," Elphaba joked, placing her one-year-old daughter on her lap.
"Horrors?" Fiyero asked.
"It was Elphaba's first word in the book. Long story," Nia said, shaking her head.
"Well, I think that it's going to be Dada," Fiyero smiled.
"Or Mama," Elphaba interjected.
"Or Auntie Glinda," Glinda smiled.
"That might be a little too hard for a toddler to say," Nia smirked.
"What do you think it will be?" Glinda said in a challenging tone.
"Well, I already know what her first word will be! I'm the one writing this interview! I get to make up what all of you say and do! We've been over this!"
"What will it be?" Elphaba said as Rainy played with her mother's long hair.
"You'll see!"
"Well, Galinda sounds too childish. I'm older now, and Glinda seems to fit me better," Glinda said, silently missing her old name.
"Finally! A girl for Boq! How sweet!" Nia mused.
"Well… I…" Boq stammered.
"Come on, Bick! She's perfect for you!" Glinda smiled.
"It's Boq! B-O-Q! Boq!" Boq yelled.
"Come on Boq! We finally found you a girl! Take advantage of that!" Nia said.
"Fine!" Boq gave in.
"Now we have hopeforthefandoms, who says, Nia... in my chorus we're singing Al Shlo Sha... O_o. Also, I come with questions :D. Glinda, when did you find out Elphie was alive (like just before this interview or something)? Nessa, do you still like Boq or are you moving on? And I'm sorry I'm late, but congrats to Elphie and Fiyero! And I dare Morrible to sing Thank Goodness (or at least try to hit the super high note) *evil grin*. Well, that's all for now!"
"Actually, Nia send everyone a letter that told us to meet her here at the studio! I was genially surprised to see that Elphie and Fiyero were alive," Glinda smiled, engulfing her best friend in a hug.
"I've moved on!" Nessa said, glaring at Boq.
"You go girl! Kick him to the curb!" Nia cheered.
"I can't sing that high!" Morrible complained.
"Try it anyway!" Nia encouraged.
Morrible opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Soon, dogs began to bark outside the studio and some of the glass windows shattered. Elphaba wrapped a protective hand around her daughter and ducked. Fiyero wrapped his arms around Elphaba and also ducked.
"STOP!" Nia shouted, interrupting Morrible. She clapped her hands twice and the windows were repaired. "We get it! You can't sing! Moving on! Next, we have TheWickedrae, who says, Hey guys, I'm back! Glinda and Nessa, online dating isn't safe! Don't do it! Ummm... WHY IS EVERYONE BEING MEAN TO MORRIBLE? DON'T PEOPLE DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE OZ! *Walks over to Morrible gives a hug* I forgive her, why can't anybody else? *Cries a little* Anyway how's my favorite couple doing? Anything I could help with? Glinda, since you gave me a killer make over, I want to invite you to a slumber party this weekend how about it? Nessa, maybe I could help with this dating service. I'm not saying I'm the love goddess like a certain someone *Gestures towards Glinda* but I do know a thing or two! Boq, did you talk with Nessa? Are you two friends? If not, then you two go backstage and talk! Fiyero, where's my Galinda act for the ENTIRE episode! You can still answer questions as normal in you point of view but do Galinda as well at the end! Wizard, hmmm... Well I don't know maybe OH Tell us one of the most romantic things you done for Melena! Melena, I know your the kind and caring type of mom! Tell us one of the funniest things that's happened! Chistery (I think I spelt that right) do you want to have another banana? I've got one right here *Hands him banana scratches head* Doctor Dillamond, do you know when I could enroll? Or if I could? Nia! I almost forgot tell what story you might do next! Dorothy… what do you think of me and Glinda's Elphie now? Are you to friends? Fiyero… tell me what's the highest score you've gotten for... A rugby match! I'll play! Elphaba how's Rainy doing more importantly… how much sleep have you gotten? Barely any I bet! If it helps *Gives her a baby monitor explains how it works and what it does* so maybe now you can get SOME sleep! Rainy, you're soo cute! Here *hands her a stuffed dog* it used to help me sleep at night maybe now it will help you! You guys should see The Lion King! It was my first musical and a blast! Byez my best homemade brownie to you all! With whipped cream! And chocolate chips!"
"Well, we never had a chance to actually do it," Nessa confessed.
"I've never dated anyone online before," Glinda continued. "And I would love to come to your slumber party!"
"Thank you!" Morrible smiled, grateful that someone likes her.
"And we are friend," Nessa smiled. Boq nodded in agreement.
"That's wonderful to hear!" Nia giggled.
"I don't wanna act like Galinda for an entire episode!" Fiyero complained.
"Please?" Glinda smirked.
"NO!"
Glinda huffed and looked to Nia for back up support. Nia just shrugged her shoulders and looked away from the blonde.
Oscar smiled. "Well, the most romantic thing that I did for Melena was when we were in her room and –"
"Wait!" Nia interrupted him. "Before you continue, let me remind you that this interview is rated K+, and I really don't feel like changing the rating because you want to go into details!"
"I was going to say that I gave her a bouquet of poppy flowers. Then we made out in a long, long, long, long, long…."
"We get it!" Melena exclaimed. "We kissed for a long time! You can stop ranting now! And we didn't have a very happy household, much less a funny one."
"I would love another banana!" Chistery smiled as the banana appeared in his furry, little paws.
"Enrollment starts next week," Dr. Dillamond said proudly.
"Well, I think that you are both nice," Dorothy shyly smiled. Elphaba blushed and looked down, secretly happy that the farm girl was she was warming up to the farm girl.
"Well, I've never played rugby before. But I'm eager to learn!"
"We can schedule a private lesson in between episodes," Nia said.
"She's fine!" Elphaba smiled, tickling her daughter. "And I'm still not getting a lot of sleep."
"Here's the baby monitor!" Nia said, handing Elphaba two small electronic devises.
"How does it work?" she asked.
"You put on in the baby's room and you keep one with yourself. Whenever Rainy cries, you will be able to hear her."
"That sounds fascinating!" Fiyero exclaimed.
"And that's just the beginning," Nia laughed.
Nia gave Rainy the stuffed dog. Rainy squealed and grabbed it from Nia. She hugged it close to her chest and fell asleep.
"Where were those stuffed dogs when I wanted Elphaba to go to sleep?" Melena asked.
Elphaba put Rainy back in her crib while Nia started the next set of reviews. "Now, welcome back MyVisionIsDying. Hi! Vision says, Hey! Sorry I haven't asked a question or dare in ages. Been a little busy but anyways a question for Morrible and no, it is not age related... Ha! So Morrible, you used to be Headmistress of Shiz, was that a thing what you wanted a to do or did you want to do something else?"
"Well… I never really thought about it. When I first started, I hated it. But, as time went on, I began to enjoy my job as the head," Morrible answered.
"Touching! Now we have FiyerabaRules, who says OMO! MY CHORUS IS SINGING AL SHLO SHA THIS YEAR! And hopeforthefandoms is in chorus with me! Right, Trudy? Anyways, this was another Ozmopolitan episode! Now, Glinda, what idiot with the tiaras? I mean, you can like them and have a few, maybe like 5, BUT YOU HAVE LIKE A MILLION! K, how is everyone on this lovely day? Nia, can we do a duet? I don't care what song, but I want to sing something, even though I sound like a dying moose! K, that's all, so, Goodbye fellow Ozians! THIS IS SO OZMOPOLITAN!"
"Really! I didn't know that you two were in the same chorus! That's amazing! Just remember to breathe from your diaphragm. Also, my chorus teacher told us this; if you open your eyes wide, it makes it easier to hit higher notes. I've never tried it personally, since I'm an alto and I don't have to sing extremely high notes, but I hear that it really works! Try it!" Nia smiled, glad that she could give singing advise.
"Well, when you're Glinda the Good, you can never have too many tiaras!" Glinda said, adjusting the tiara sitting in her blonde curls.
"We're all doing just fine," Fiyero said, admiring his sleeping daughter.
"Sure we can do a duet!" Nia smiled.
FiyerabaRules jumped up from her seat in the audience and ran onstage. "What song should we sing?"
"Well, we've done Popular, The Wizard and I, Defying Gravity, What is this Feeling, and For Good. We can do One Short Day!"
"Awesome! One short day in the Emerald City!" FiyerabaRules sang.
"One short day in the Emerald City!" Nia belted.
"There are buildings tall as Quoxwood trees!"
"Dress salons!"
"Libraries!"
"Palaces!"
"Museums!"
"A hundred strong. There are wonders like I've never seen."
"It's all grand! And it's all green! And I think we've found the place where we belong! I wanna be in this hoi polloi," they sang in unison.
"So I'll be back for good someday," Nia sang.
"To make my life and make my way," FiyerabaRules.
"But for today, we'll wander and enjoy. One short day in the Emerald City. One short day to have a lifetime of fun. One short day and we're warning the city. Now that we're in here, you'll know we've been here before we are done!" they finished together.
"That was amazing, girls!" Glinda smiled, stepping forward to give both girls a hug.
"Thanks, Glinda!" FiyerabaRules said, running back to her seat in the audience.
"Thanks! Now, we welcome Bailey (Guest). Welcome to the show! Bailey says, I have questions for Glinda; Are you a natural blonde? If Fiyero had never arrived at Shiz, do you think you would've ever eventually fallen for Boq? Oh, and for the record, Eva Peron is the main character in the musical Evita. She also really existed, and had a fantastic sense of style, though not as fantastic as yours."
"I am a natural blonde!" Glinda smiled, tossing her curls over her shoulder. "And… I… don't know if I would have fallen in love with Boq. And thank you!"
"Aww! Young love!" Nia said, smirking at the look Glinda gave her. "Now we have ExoticPeachBlossom. Hello again! Exotic says, Lol! This was hilarious! I love ya, Nia! And Oh My Oz! Elphaba! You are like my ultimate idol! I love you! I've got a dare for Frex! Mwahahahahahahaha! I dare Frex to get up and sing, "I'm Every Woman!""
"What is it with people and all the singing?" Frex sighed as he stood up.
"People love to sing! It's just a thing!" Nia explained, laughing to herself about the rhyme she just made.
"Whatever you want,
Whatever you need,
Anything you want done, baby,
I'll do it naturally
'Cause I'm every woman
It's all in me.
It's all in me, yeah!
I'm every woman,
It's all in me.
Anything you want done, baby,
I'll do it naturally.
I'm every woman,
It's all in me.
I can read your thoughts right now,
Every one from A to Z.
I can cast a spell,
Of secrets you can tell,
Mix a special brew,
Put fire inside of you.
Anytime you feel danger or fear,
Then instantly
I will appear 'cause...
I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds.
I can make a rhyme
Of confusion in your mind.
And when it comes back to some good old-fashioned love,
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, got it, baby, 'cause...
I ain't braggin' 'cause I am the one
You just ask me, oo, it shall be done.
And don't bother to compare,
I've got it.
I'm every woman..." Frex sang as he looked down at the words.
"You have the voice of a goddess," Nia said. Frex smiled. "Considering the fact that you're male, that wasn't supposed to be a complement!" she explained, pinching her nose. "Last, but not least, we welcome woodland59 (Guest). Welcome to the show. Woodland59 says, Okay, so normally I just stick to Phineas and Ferb fanfiction, but I just started reading this and I absolutely love it! Go Wicked! Best musical ever! Okay, so I've got a couple of questions here...
1. I would like for all the Phineas and Ferb characters to appear and stay for at least the episode.
2. Elphaba, who do you love more: Fiyero or Rainy?
3. What are all of your thoughts on Harry Potter?
4. Glinda, I dare you to run around singing ' I'm so pretty!'
5. And lastly, I dare you all (Nia only if you want to) to watch all the episodes of Pokémon by the next episode! Oh, and also Elphaba should get a Nintendo and play the games."
"Phineas and Ferb?" Fiyero questioned.
"Well, since this is a Wicked interview, I'm afraid that they can't come. Sorry," Nia said, biting her lip and shrugging her shoulders.
"Well… I… Elphaba started. "That's not fair. I shouldn't have to choose between by husband and my one-year-old daughter.
"You're right, Elphaba. We'll let it slide," Nia said in a comforting tone.
"It's an okay book and movie," Dorothy smiled.
"I think so too," Dr. Dillamond said.
"Me three," Fiyero added.
Glinda stood up and began to run around the stage "I'M SO PREETY!" she yelled, over and over and over again.
"Can she please stop now?" Elphaba sighed after about five straight minutes of hearing that.
"Glinda, stop!" Nia said, grabbing the blonde's attention. Glinda cleared her throat and sat back down in her seat.
"We can watch all of the episodes of Pokémon in between interview episodes," Nia smiled.
"That's going to take a while!" Elphaba said, looking at the episode guide on her IPhone.
"How did you get that?" Nia asked, patting her pockets.
Elphaba looked up and smiled at Nia.
Nia sighed. "I knew it. Fiyero, I am so sorry for getting your wife addicted to technology!"
"It's fine! This stuff is really cool!" Fiyero said, watching Netflix videos on his IPad.
"How did you... never mind," Nia muttered. "And I can't give Elphaba a Nintendo. Sorry! She would never stop."
"What?" Elphaba asked, looking up from the IPhone.
"My point exactly!" Nia exclaimed, gesturing towards Elphaba. "Well, that's it for this episode, everyone. Hope you enjoyed it! Please keep reading and reviewing!"
Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl, Brianna (Guest), hopeforthefandoms, TheWickedrae, MyVisionIsDying, FiyerabaRules, Bailey (Guest), ExoticPeachBlossom, and woodland59 (Guest)