"Hello everyone and welcome to episode 16 of Nia's W & A with Wicked characters! Oh my Oz, today, October 30, 2013, is Wicked's 10th Anniversary! I'm so excited!" Nia announced as the audience cheered. "I know. Wicked has been a very successful play for the past 10 years! I've ordered my playbill and I'm ready to go! Now, to start off… Elphaba, what's that you're holding?"
Elphaba looked up at the teenage girl. "Nothing," she whispered.
"Show me!" Nia shouted, running over to Elphaba.
Elphaba quickly folded up the paper and put it in her pocket. "It's a present from one of the reviewers. You're not supposed to see it!"
"Oh, I'm not," Nia said in mock horror. "Fine! First off, we have woodland59 (Guest). Welcome back! Woodland59 said Awesome chapter as usual. Meh, I suspected as much for the PnF characters, just thought I'd give it a shot. By the next episode, what's all of your favorite Pokemon? Mine is Meloetta, the Melody Pokemon! Is it okay if you guys sing all sixteen Pokemon theme songs? I'd gladly come up and help you!
Elphaba: What do you think you're life would've been like if you weren't green?
Glinda: What's your least favorite color?
Morrible: I hate you! Go die in a hole! I wish you could...but I'll just settle for making you sing and dance Gangnam Style in that big, ugly, ridiculous dress of yours! HA!
Wizard: ...I got nothin'.
Fiyero: Nothin' again lol.
Nessa: I wish they'd included your song in the soundtrack!
Boq: HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO LIKE NESSA, YOU *BLEEP* THE FOLLOWING LANGUAGE IS CENSORED. Oh, and you ever do that again, I'll see to it that you-"
"Okay," Nia said, giggling. "You're answers please!"
"I wasn't really a big fan of the Pok- what ever it is," Glinda said, shaking her head.
"Sory, none of us really were," Elphaba said, trying to get Rainy tostop playing with her hair. "And I guess my life would have been… well, normal."
"My least favorite color. Well, I would have to say… black. It doesn't go with anything in my wardrobe," Glinda answered, scrunching up her nose.
"Which is all pink," Elphaba giggled.
"Right!" Glinda said, proving her point.
Morrible grumpled, but got up and started dancing. Nia laughed as Morrible tried to dance in her heavy dress. She sat back down with a huff a few minutes later.
"Me too!" Nessa agreed. "That's a nice song!"
"I… what?" Boq asked. "We've been over this! Nessa and I are friends!"
"Right, Bick!" Nia smiled, giving him a thumbs up.
"Boq!" he corrected.
"Right! Now, we have Moreanswers24, Hello all, I decided to sign in today and not be lazy. Anyway, Elphaba it's ok you enjoy your technology..I do too. RAINY IS SO FREAKING PRECIOUS, I JUST WANT TO BUY HER EVERYTHING, SHE WANTS AND TAKE HER TO DISNEYLAND AND ALL THE SAFE AMUSEMENT PARKS. THEN WE CAN GO GET MANICURES AND-. Oh oz, I'm turning into...Glinda. No offense Glinda, your one of my favorite people. Oh Frex, even when I think I can't ridicule and torture you anymore (obviously a lie, I have tons of material I choose not to use on you) you go and prove me wrong. Maybe I shouldn't call you Frex, maybe I should call you Frexa or Frexina. That way your voice would match your name. Or maybe you just haven't hit puberty yet, maybe that's why you act like a spoiled little kid, "Waaaah, why does everybody like singing?" "Why do only a few people actually like me?" Am I rambling? I think I might be rambling. Well, have to hit the road... Bye Fiyero, bye Glinda, bye Elphaba, bye Melena, bye Wizard, bye Boq, bye Nessarose, bye Dorothy, bye Morrible, BYE FREXINA. BYE NIA :)"
"Bye!" all of the Wicked characters said in unison.
"Frexina sounds very manly," Glinda giggled, earning her a scowl from Frex.
"I agree," Elphaba smirked.
"Aw, how touching," Nia cooed. "Now, we welcome Elphaba'sGirl. Hi! She says, OMO. YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESY. I JUST SANG WITH MY TWO BEST FICTIONAL FRIENDS (yeah I have fictional friends. Don't judge)! *faints* (Fiyero, catch me!) Dorothy, if you could go back to Oz, on the condition that you trade Toto/Dodo in for a cat, would you? Elphaba/Fiyero; would you object if I kissed Rainy on the head? Just like... Right now... Yeah. Glinda; I don't believe you're a bubble head. What is the best book you've read? Tata Nia and co."
"Don't worry. I have fictional friends, too," Nia smiled.
"I would never trade Toto for anything in the world," Dorothy said, clutching her small dog closer to her.
"Rainy is a big hit, isn't she?" Fiyero smiled as Elphaba'sGirl ran onto the stage and kissed Rainy, causing the baby to make a very Galinda-like squeal.
"I don't really get a lot of time for reading. Being Glinda the Good is very streesful. But, I did wish I have more time to read. Before Shiz, I didn't do a lot of reading, so I need to catch up," Glinda said, blushing slightly.
"I'll see what I can do," Nia said, tapping the eraser of her pencil on the desk. "Next we have FiyerabaRules, ANOTHER AMAZIFYING EPISODE! And YAY! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES MORRIBLE (just to clarify that I like everyone now, k)! "I am so happy I could, MELT!" (Sorry Elphie, I just had to quote you, you are so Ozmopolitan! And yes, I too also use Ozian words) Ok, Elphie (and everyone else) can I have a hug? Cuz I got one from Glinda and I want one from everyone else! PLLLEEEAAASSSEEE! And, how is everyone yet again, AND HAVE YOU WATCHED POKEMON YET?! Sorry, I love POKEMON! (The games, and maybe the tv show, I'm still trying to like it) And how is little Rainy doing? SHE IS SO CUTE! And I'll stop now, so, Goodbye fellow Ozians, and have an amazifying day! OH YA, and THAT WAS AWESOME NIA! YOU WERE AMAZING! We should do it again sometime!"
FiyerabaRules ran onto the stage to receive her hugs from the rest of the Wicked characters, squealing as each one of them wrapped their arms around her.
"We watched them. I still don't understand it," Fiyero said.
"I'll explain everything later," Nia said.
"Thanks for stopping by!" Nia waved as FiyerabaRules ran back to her seat. "Now, we have WickedBrony, who says What do you get when you listen to "Just Dance" on the radio while reading this? A dare! I dare all the Wicked male characters (except Fiyero, because I want to cut him some slack.) to put their names in a hat to be drawn for the very lucky chance to sing the lead in "Just Dance" while all the female characters and Nia sing backup. Hopefully, you know what that means.
Hi, Rainy! Who's a cute baby? You're a cute baby! Here, have a sock monkey!
A question for everyone (again). I'm just the expert on these, aren't I? If you could have one wish granted, what would it be and why?
Also, dare for Elphie! There was another Q and A where I sent a dare that has yet to be completed. Nia can back me up. You know, Vision's Q and A? Anyway, I'm going to post it on here just to see what happens. I have here three spells in unmarked evelopes. One will give back the voice of every caged Animal in Oz. One will allow you to see three hundred years in the future. And one will unleash an unspeakable evil upon you. In my first dare, that meant Madame Morrible, but since she's already here . . . Meh, if you pick that one, take any and all creative liberties.
And I have a crazy idea for a fanfiction that involves this very thing. Just getting that out there so this question doesn't seem completely random! Alright, here it goes . . . Dr. Dillamond, if Dorothy here had found you along the Yellow Brick Road and had, oh, let's say saved your life, while you were speechless, and you figured out that her and Elphaba didn't exactly get along for various reasons, what would you do and why?
And Dorothy, if you had saved his life while he was speechless and he seemed to be trying to tell you that the Wicked Witch wasn't wicked, would you have believed him? Why or why not? By the way, I seem to be amoung the very slim minority of Wicked fans who actually like you, so this fanfiction I'm writing is my way of saying "She's not annoying! She's just a little girl who only got one side of the story!"
So, yeah, I'm done with all my weirdness. Bye!"
Everyone laughed as Nia pulled out a piece of paper and a hat and wrote all of the names of the male Wicked characters.
"Do we have too?" Boq asked.
"Yes, you do," Nia said as she put all of the names in the hat and shook it. "And our lucky male lead singer is… Frex!"
Everyone burst into laugher as Frex paled. "Come on!" Nia laughed, pulling Frex to the center of the stage.
"Up on your feet, ladies," Nia said, pointing to Elphaba, Glinda, Dorothy, Melena, Nessa and Morrible.
"No more singing! No more dancing! Please!" Morrible sighed as she stood up.
"No promises! This is going to be fun!" Nia said, shoving the lyrics into Frex's hand.
"Sing it, Frexina!" Nia said, clapping her hand as the microphones appeared in front of the ladies.
"I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just
When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw
And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round
And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down
And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Woo! Let's go!
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic
Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Spend the lasto
(I got it)
In your pocko
(I got it)
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance!" Frex sang.
The audience cheered. Frex ran back to his seat, sweating and blushing.
The sock monkey appeared in Rainy's lap. She squealed as she put its head in her mouth.
"Sweetie, no!" Elphaba said, gently pulling it out of Rainy's mouth.
"Aw, she's so cute!" Nia cooed. "Alright, one wish! Wait, write them down!" Nia said, handing out pieces of paper.
Everyone wrote their wishes down on the pieces of paper.
"Why are we writing them?" Elphaba asked as she gave Nia her paper.
"You can't tell anyone what you wished for. If you do, it won't come drue!" Nia smiled, placing all of the wishes in an envelope on her desk.
Three more envelopes appeared on Nia's desk. Elphaba, you get to chose one."
"I chose… this one!" Elphaba said, pointing to the one in the middle. Nia grabbed it and opened it. Green swirls swirled out of the envelope and formed a hazy image.
"It was the see 100 years into the future one," Nia announced, watching the image.
"GOOD NEWS!" the crowd sang. Elphaba's heart fell. All of Oz was still celebrating her death.
"I don't want to see anymore!" Elphaba cried.
"Elphaba, keep watching," Nia encouraged.
There, in the center of the Emerald City, were two statues. One of the statues was on Glinda. The other statue was of Elphaba.
"Is that me?" Elphaba asked in disbelief.
Nia nodded.
"Fellow Ozians!" a young woman said, stepping up into the stage. "Today, we celebrate the life of the two most important figure heads of Oz, Glinda the Good and Elphaba Melena Thropp Tigelaar."
The crowd cheered as the image desolved into mist. Elphaba was still in shock.
"Were they… celebrating my life?" Elphaba asked.
Nia smiled. "That's what it looked like."
"Of course I would have told Miss Dorothy that Miss Elphaba truly wasn't wicked," Dr. Dillamond said.
"Well… looking back, I honestly wouldn't have known what to believe. I mean, a whole city and a pink witch telling you that someone is wicked virus one Goat telling you that she's not. Who would you have believed? But now, of course I would have believed Dr. Dillamond," Dorothy answered, giving Elphaba a small smile. "And thank you! I can't wait to read your story."
"Thank you! Now, we have TheWickedrae. Welcome back! The Wickedrae says Elphie, I've got good news! I'm going to start posting on 30 Oct in honor of so Wicked! I can't wait! Glinda, hmmmm… okay what's your opinion on me, being a actress/broadway/artist? Morrible, I read this fanfic were you slapped Idina & Wilijemen! (Yes Nia I read that!) would you actually do that? Nia, how many stories do you think I jotted down so far? Chistery if you were planing a house, what would it look like Dorothy,I'm stuck I don't know what I should do for a B'day party this year! Any suggestions? Any way I'm at my sis's birthday party I couldn't help reading this fanfic, I need to go home made cookies for you all! Bye!"
"That's today!" Nia exclaimed. "I can't wait!"
"I think you're amazifying!" Glinda beamed.
"Thanks for reading my story! I plan on making it longer than Leap of Faith, if I get enough ideas," Nia smiled, looking at Morrible, who was playing with her fingers.
"Who are Idina and Willemijn?" Morrible asked, looking up at Nia in confusion.
"Elphaba actresses," Nia said, fangirling.
"Oh… well, I'm not one for physical violence."
"Could have fooled me," Elphaba hissed under her breath.
"I think you wrote down… maybe about ten ideas," Nia guessed, shrugging her shoulders.
"It would be big. Very, very big!" Chistery smiled.
"Um… I'm going to be Little Red Riding Hood," Dorothy smiled.
The cookies appeared on Nia's desk. Everyone quickly attacked the plate.
"One at a time! One at a time!" Nia said, ducking under her desk to avoid the herd of fictional characters. "Now, lastly, we have DefyingGravity42. Welcome to the show! Elphaba, can you go back in time to when you were born, so your mother could stop the Wizard from giving her the Green Elixir? Can you make the Wizard green? *PS I did that song last year in my chorus class."
"Well, I haven't exactly mastered time travel yet. And yes, I can make the Wizard green for an episode, in honor of the 10th anniversary!" Elphaba smiled, standing up and walking to the Wizard. She began to chant the greenifying spell. A few seconds later, the Wizard was the perfect shade of Emerald green.
"Great!" he muttered.
"You don't look so well," Glinda giggled.
"Ha ha ha, very funny," the Wizard replied dryly.
"Well, that's all for now. Tune in next time for next episode of Nia's Q and A with Wicked Characters," Nia laughed.
"Is the episode over now?" Elphaba asked.
"Well, yes, but –" Nia started. Elphaba sprinted towards the back exit. "Elphaba, where are you going?" Nia called after her. "Elphaba Melena Thropp Tigelaar, get back here!"
Everyone laughed at seeing Nia chase after Elphaba as a green banner that read 'Happy 10th Anniversary, Wicked!' unfolded above the stage.
Special thanks to woodland59 (Guest), Moreanswers24, Elphaba'sGirl, FiyerabaRules, WickedBrony, TheWickedrae, and DefyingGravity42
Song used: Just Dance