Nia sat at her desk, glaring at Elphaba, who was currently looking at something on her IPod.
"I don't know why I even bother," Nia grumbled.
"What?" Elphaba asked, looking up.
"Never mind," Nia sighed, taking out her reviews. "Let's get this episode started. First, we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says, Yay! Happy tenth guys! Congrats. Just one question, Elphaba, what's your favorite thing about your daughter? Yero, same thing."
"Mama," Rainy gurgled, reaching up to her mother. Elphaba smiled as she took her daughter out of the crib.
"She's perfect," Elphaba whispered, kissing Rainy's head.
Fiyero walked up to his wife and placed a hand on her shoulder. "She's beautiful."
"Oh, wait! You still need to tell everyone what her first word was!" Nessa realized.
"It was Dada," Fiyero said proudly.
"No, it wasn't!" Nia argued.
"It was Auntie Glinda," Glinda smiled.
"No," Nia said, shaking her head.
"It was Mama," Elphaba said, smirking at everyone on stage.
"Correct," Nia smiled.
Fiyero stuck his tongue out at Elphaba. "Mama is just easier to say!"
"Yeah, sure it is," Nia muttered. "Our next review comes from woodland59 (Guest). LOG IN! Woodland59 says Too lazy to login...yeah, just got an account. Anywho, I guess Pokémon's not for everyone. *Walks up on stage and squeals loudly and breaks everyone's eardrums* OHMIGOSH, WICKED IS SO AMAZING AND I'M ACTUALLY ON STAGE WITH THE CHARACTERS! OMG! Here's my questions: Elphaba: Will you sing the song Fireflies by Owl City with me? Elphaba and Glinda: I dare you two for a whole episode at least to switch outfits with each other. Boq: Take Nessa out on a date and see if you like her. Fiyero and Elphaba: Take Rainy to the park! Nia: You should give EVERYONE a free iPhone!"
"Elphaba is not getting anymore technology!" Nia shouted.
"It's what the reviewer wants. And you have to give the people what they want," Oscar said, wanting an IPhone.
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"No, I… Elphaba! STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX!"
Sometime during the argument, Elphaba had managed to sneak to the box of IPhones. She sheepishly walked back to her seat and sat down.
"Sure, we can sing!" Elphaba agreed, hoping that if she cooperated with Nia, she could get her IPhone.
"Thanks! Oh, and Elphaba, just because you cooperate, doesn't mean you're going to get another thing that's going to distract you from doing this interview," Nia said as two microphones appeared.
Elphaba sighed as she walked up to the microphones. Woodland59 was waiting there, jumping up and down as the music started.
"You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A foxtrot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball is just hanging by a thread I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep Because my dreams are bursting at the seams."
The audience cheered as Elphaba slumped in her seat. Woodland59 snapped her fingers and a chair appeared next to Nia so she could sit on stage for the rest of her questions.
"I can't wear black!" Glinda protested.
"There is no way I'm wearing pink!" Elphaba retorted.
Nia smirked as she snapped her fingers, causing a poof of purple smoke to surround the two witches. When it cleared, Glinda was now wearing Elphaba's Act 2 dress and Elphaba was wearing Glinda's bubble dress.
"NO!" Glinda screamed, dropping to her knees and raising her arms.
"This is not okay!" Elphaba said, looking down at her new dress.
"Come on, you two," woodland59 said, trying to laugh. "It's not that bad."
"Not that bad?" the two witches asked in unison, slowly turning their heads to look at Nia's guest. "Not that bad?"
"It's only for this one episode. Unless," Nia said, tilting her head to the side, considering her options.
"No!" Glinda shrieked.
"Fine!" Nia huffed.
"A d-d-date?" Boq stuttered.
"Yes, Boq, a date. You know, when a boy and a girl go out and do something special because they're –"
"I know what a date is!" Boq argued. "Fine, Nessa and I will go out of a date!"
"Boq," woodland59 said. "That's not how it's done! You need to ask her out! DUH!"
Boq gulped and slowly turned to Nessa. "Nessa, would you…?"
"Wait!" Nia interrupted him. She quickly shoved a bouquet of flowers in Boq's hands.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Boq asked.
"You give 'em to the girl," Nia explained, wondering why the Munchkin was being so stupid.
Boq gave the flowers and tried again. "Nessa, would you like to go out on a date with me?"
"Oh, Boq! I would love to!" Nessa said without hesitation.
"That went well," woodland59 smiled.
"We're taking Rainy to the park this weekend," Fiyero said.
"Park!" Rainy repeated.
"Such a big vocabulary for a two year-old," Nia smiled.
"Wait! What about the free IPhones?" woodland59 asked.
Nia glared at her guest before retrieving the box of IPhones. She slowly handed them out until she came to Elphaba. She looked back at woodland59, silently asking her if she really had to do this. Woodland59 nodded and Nia handed Elphaba the IPhone. Elphaba took it and immediately went on Tumblr.
"Great!" Nia hissed.
"Thanks!" woodland59 smiled as she ran back to her seat in the audience.
"Now, we have WickedBrony," Nia read, walking back to her desk. "WickedBrony says, Too funny! I'm snickering as I write this review! I loved the fact that Frexina had to sing the song! Hmmmm . . . Questions or Dares . . . Ah ha! Here's the sorting hat from Harry Potter. Put it on everyone's heads!"
Nia quickly placed the sorting hat on everyone's heads and recorded their houses.
Elphaba – Gryffindor
Glinda – Gryffindor
Fiyero – Ravenclaw
Nessa – Hufflepuff
Boq – Hufflepuff
Madame Morrible – Slytherin
Melena – Ravenclaw
Dr. Dillamond – Ravenclaw
Oscar – Ravenclaw
Frex – Slytherin
Chistery – Gryffindor
Dorothy – Hufflepuff
"What about you?" Dorothy asked.
Nia grabbed the sorting hat and placed it on her head.
"Ah, yes," the sorting hat said, a small smile appearing on its lips.
"Well?" Nia asked.
"Loyal, kind, good leadership abilities, determined…"
"Just please get on with it!"
"Gryffindor!"
"Yes!" Nia exclaimed, obviously happy. "Well, now we have hopeforthefandoms, who says, Hey guys! I'm back! I have a couple things to say: 1) Wicked's anniversary is on my birthday! 2) Questions: (A) Did you guys dress up for Halloween? (FiyerabaRules and I dressed up as Elphie and Glinda XD) (B) For everyone: If you could play any character in a different musical, who would you play?"
"Happy belated birthday!" Nia smiled as 'Happy Birthday' balloons fell from the ceiling.
"Well, we didn't really dress up, considering lots of people were dressing up as us," Elphaba said. "And I would want to play Maureen from Rent."
"Matilda in Matilda," Dorothy smiled.
"Cinderella in Cinderella," Glinda said, wondering what it would be like to have glass slippers.
"Well… probably Edwin Drood from the Mystery of Edwin Drood," Fiyero answered.
"Miss Hannigan from Annie," Madame Morrible answered, causing Nia, Elphaba, Dorothy and Glinda to snicker.
"Maria from the Sound of Music," Nessa said.
"Ralphie from A Christmas Story," Boq answered.
"Charlie's grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," Oscar said.
"Ariel from The Little Mermaid," Melena answered.
"I don't really know," Dr. Dillamond answered, looking very deep in thought.
"Me neither," Frex said.
"Thanks for your answers," Nia smiled. "Now, our last review comes from TheWickedrae, who says, LOL ELPHIE RUUUNNNNN! Hahhahahah! Wizard, you look good in green not as good as my (and Glinda's) Elphie, but good. Nia, I've posted two and you were sooooo close but so far! Nine already! Umm... Morrible not turning against you or anything but you would lighting shock someone with magic but not actually hit someone? Have you ever hit someone? Nessa I need some ideas that you would look for in a man for one of my fanfics any ideas? (No hints on what the fanfic is about!) I'm glad the Ozians finally found out about Elphie's life! Yes, Fiyero rainy is a BIG hit! Say, if you were blue what do you think would've happened? Elphaba same Q Glinda! How many times have you broken a record? Or given Elphie a makeover? Dorothy, how funny was it to see Nia chase Elphaba off stage?! This is a dare for everyone! (I don't know if this is very good but I'll give you guys a COUPLE episodes to figure it out not EIGHTEEN a couple) make up your own scene with at least one of these:
Glinda gives everyone a makeover (except for Elphie giving her a break)
Catfight between all of the girls (they were joking around) then the boys get into a fight as well
A VERY touching moment between Elphie, Glinda and everyone
NIA! IF ANIMALS EAT HUMAN FOOD THEY GET SICK! ESPECIALLY SUGARY FOODS! *Takes cookies off Chistery and Dillamond* anyway that's all I got now see ya in the next chapter."
"Uh…well… I…" Morrible stuttered. "What?"
"Shock someone with lightning, but don't actually hit them," Nia explained.
"How am I supposed to do that?"
Nia snapped her fingers and Morrible jumped out of her chair, rubbing her sore rear end.
"What was that for?"
"That's how you do it!" Nia smirked.
Morrible huffed and returned to her seat.
"Well, they need to be smart, handsome, kind, loyal, funny, and we need to be perfect together," Nessa said.
"I think she's just describing Boq," Fiyero whispered to Glinda. Boq turned around and scowled at the Prince.
"Well… maybe Rainy might have been a bluish-greenish," Fiyero said, ignoring the death glare his wife was giving him.
"No! Don't you dare! We already have enough color in this family. We don't need a blue or another green or a bluish-green!" Elphaba snapped.
"I think that answers Elphaba's question," Melena smiled.
"Well, I once broke the record in my first grade class for eating the most pixie sticks. The record was 500 in 5 minutes."
"How many did you eat?" Elphaba asked, suddenly wondering if she even wanted to know the answer.
Glinda looked down. "Well, it was more than 500… or 600… or 1,000…"
"I get it!" Elphaba interrupted her.
"And the only time I gave Elphie a makeover was the night of the Ozdust. After that, she refused to let me give her another makeover."
"I was hilarious!" Dorothy laughed. "Especially the look on Nia's face when Elphaba –"
"Okay! That's good enough," Nia blushed. "And remind me in the review to do the scene."
Chistery and Dr. Dillamond looked very upset when their treats were taken away from them.
"Don't worry," Nia reassured her favorite Animals. "We'll find something for the two of you."
They looked up and gave Nia a grateful smile.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today. Please keep reading a reviewing. Oh, and one more thing! Please, please, PLEASE don't send Elphaba any more technology. She has more technology than I do. And I'm a teenage girl! That's saying something! Thank you and see you at the next one!" Nia smiled, waving goodbye to her audience.
Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl, woodland59 (Guest), WickedBrony, hopeforthefandoms, and TheWickedrae
Song Used:
Fireflies by Owl City