"Hello, everyone and welcome to the Episode 20 of Nia's Q & A with the Wicked characters!" Nia smiled, looking out over her cheering audience. "Let's get started! Our first review comes from woodland59, who says Okay, I'm back! S'here we go. Glinda, try to get a tiara and ball gown on Elphaba. Both pink. You may need assistance. Elphaba, you and Fiyero sing Barbie Girl together, you as Barbie, him as Ken. Nia, put on your pink lab coat from Wicked Therapy. Boq, ask Glinda out. And finally, Elphaba, I have a present for you. *Wheels in giant flat screen TV* You're welcome! Bye-gotta go before Nia kills me! See y'all! *Comes out later* Is the coast clear?"
Nia's eyes widened at the sighed of the giant flat screen TV. "I'm calm," she said in a soft voice. "I'm calm. I'm not gonna scream and I'm not gonna freak out."
"PINK!" Glinda exclaimed, pulling out a pink dress and tiara for Elphaba.
"Oh no, you don't!" Elphaba said, running offstage.
"Elphie, come back here!" Glinda said, chasing after her friend.
"Pink!" Rainy repeated proudly.
"Not my own daughter!" Elphaba cried, running back onstage and picking Rainy up.
"Well, look on the bright side," Fiyero smiled. "At least she's not saying 'horrors' anymore."
"Horrors?" Rainy asked.
"You spoke too soon," Nessa muttered.
"Pink!" Rainy said, pointing at the dress Glinda was holding.
"Elphaba, just wear the dress," Nia said. "Please?"
"No!"
"It would make Rainy happy."
Elphaba looked at her daughter, who was still looking at the dress.
"Alright," she gave in. She quickly handed Rainy to Fiyero as she followed Glinda offstage. A few minutes later, the two witches emerged. Elphaba was wearing a hat pink bubble dress and a matching tiara in her hair.
"Mommy pink!" Rainy giggled.
"Oh wait! One more thing!" Glinda said, waving her wand. Rainy's old clothes were replaced with a small dress that matched her mothers.
"Pink!" Rainy smiled.
"Aw! Mother and daughter are matching," Nia smiled. She snapped her fingers and changed into her pink lab coat.
"What is Wicked Therapy?" Elphaba asked.
"It's a story by woodland59, where she and I get together to try and help the Wicked characters… and Dorothy… solve your problems."
"We have problems?" Fiyero asked.
"Yes," Nia nodded her head. "There's you and your right pants, Glinda and pink, Oscar's lying issues, Nessa's spoiledness, Melena's commitment issues and Elphaba…. just life in general. You all should read and review it!"
"Oh," Elphaba said, looking down.
"Miss Glinda, will you go out with me?" Boq asked.
"No," Glinda said sharply.
Boq looked at Nia.
"Don't look at me!" Nia said. "The review said that you had to ask Glinda out. It didn't say that she had to say 'yes'."
Boq sighed.
"Can we skip the song, please?" Elphaba asked.
"Okay, Elphaba. You're wearing the dress, so we can let the song slide," Nia smiled. "Our next review comes from TheWickedrae, Rainy's soooooo cute! Chistery, are you sick of bananas? I would give you nuts but... I'm allergic so no. Boq, really? Really? *Sighs* when are you going to stop acting like such a duface and at least be nice to Nessa? Morrible, don't you hate how everyone is just immediately assuming 'oh she's on here so I can be mean to her' FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME GUYS SHE'S HAD A CHANGE OF HEART! Haven't you, Morrible! Dr. Dillamond I've actually been looking for cookies for animals cookies and I found a good recipe *hands him cookies* sorry Chistery still looking. YAY! for Dorothy she remembered the scene! Woohooo! Nia Elphaba was sneaking more electronics? *Falls off seat laughing* sorry *Gets back on seat* hmm... Elphaba I really laughed at first when you were singing popular and laughed harder when I imagined the choice of color the make over was ... BLACK! Seriously made me fall of my chair! Glinda that was some squeal! *Tries to squeal as loud* nope not gonna work... if you had to choose one color in the world (not pink) that you had to wear what would it be? Wizard, I'm glad you and Elphie made up! Nia do I type the LONGEST reviews? Fiyero how funny was it to see Frexina (yes I am calling him that too just because I'm really upset about him interrupting the scene) in tight white pants? And I'm blank again *suspense music* ... oh! I forgot to do the dares! Glinda since Elphie had to sing popular you have to sing I'm not that girl (not the reprise) wizard just because I feel a bit wicked today try doing the dance routine from dancing through life yes, I am daring you to do this. Frex hmmm... try... I dunno... ohhhhh! Drinking sprite (pretty lame I know but I'm expecting something like 'oh no he's getting too hyper'. Glinda... go a day without wearing makeup and Nessa try Glinda's make up on. Elphaba slap Frex before he touches the sprite not daring you to do anything else cause you had to do popular... Fiyero I dare you to... get into a massive nerf (dunno If I said that right) gunfight with Boq aaaannnnnddddd rainy sing ... twinkle, twinkle little star with me! Again that is a lot of typing...LOL bye!"
"Yes!" Chistery exclaimed. "I am very sick of the bananas!"
"I am nice to Nessa!" Boq shouted. "I'm just not in love with her!"
"I do hate it!" Morrible said.
"And you had a change of heart, right?" Nia asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course!"
Dr. Dillamond gratefully took the cookies and started to nibble on one of them.
"Actually, theses aren't that bad," Dr. Dillamond smiled, eating more of the cookies.
"She was!" Nia exclaimed, looking at the green witch. "And she created a Netflix account. Obviously, she has too much free time on her hands!"
Elphaba looked up from her IPad and gave Nia a confused look.
"What?" she asked.
"See what I mean?" Nia sighed.
"Thank you," Glinda smiled. "And probably a light blue, like my bubble dress."
"You do type some of the longest reviews. Thanks!" Nia laughed.
"It was hilarious!" Fiyero laughed.
Frex gave him a sideways look.
"I don't wanna sing!" Glinda complained.
"Why do people always want to make us sing?" Elphaba sighed.
"Please?" Nia asked.
"No," Glinda huffed.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEE?"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"FINE!" Nia huffed, crossing her arms and looking down at her notes.
Gulping, Oscar stood up. "Um… how does the dance go?"
"I'll show him!" a voice from the audience called.
Nia looked up and saw TheWickedrae running up to the stage.
"I am the dance caption after all!" she smiled.
"Wrong story," Nia muttered.
Sending her a death glare, TheWickedrae walked up to Nia and pulled her arms.
"Come on," she said. "We need to teach him the dance."
"He needs a partner," Nia said.
"Good idea. Frex, get over here now!"
"Why me?" Frex asked.
"Because I said so! Now, come here!"
Frex, daring not to anger the teenagers any further, stood up and walked up to the Wizard.
"First, you move your arms like this," TheWickedrae said, moving her arms in a circle.
"Good. Now raise your arms," Nia instructed.
"Now turn!" TheWickedrae said as she and Nia spun around in a circle.
"Great job, you two. You are born dancers!" Nia giggled as she moved on with the rest of the dares.
The soda in question appeared in Frex's hands. Frex took one gulp and licked his lips. "It tastes okay."
Everyone sat in silence, waiting for more.
"That's all I've got," Frex said after a while.
"Oh, wait! I was supposed to slap him before he drank the soda?" Elphaba asked, looking up.
"If you weren't on Netflix, you would have heard that," Nia frowned.
"I wasn't even on Netflix!" Elphaba argued.
"Next time," Fiyero whispered.
"A whole day?!" Glinda gasped.
"I get to wear Glinda's makeup?" Nessa asked, smiling a little.
"We'll do that for the next episode," Nia decided.
"NERF FIGHT!" Fiyero and Boq laughed as the water guns appeared in their hands. They began to squirt the water at each other.
"Alright, boys," Nia said after ten minutes. "That's enough."
Fiyero and Boq's clothes were soaking wet. So were Elphaba's, Glinda's, Nia's, and TheWickedrae's. Nia clapped her hands twice and their clothes dried.
Rainy hoped off her mother's lap and ran to TheWickedrae.
"Twinkle, twinkle, wittle stwar," Rainy smiled.
"How I wonder what you are," TheWickedrae smiled.
"Up above the world so high. Like a diamond in the sky," they sang together. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are."
"Aww," the audience sighed as Rainy ran back to her mother.
"Thanks, Nia!" TheWickedrae smiled, giving Nia a hug and running back to her seat in the audience.
"Anytime!" Nia called after her. "Now we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says, Alright, my wickedly awesome friends in the land known as 'Nia's Room of Torture- ahem, Interrogation'. Chistery, if someone stroked your head like a fuzzy pet raccoon, would you murder them? If so, would you simply bite their head off, or would you steal Fiyero's gun from the back room where Nia has it hidden? Fiyero I dare you to attempt to steal said gun. Frex, you shall now wear a copy of Glinda's bubble dress. *Takes out wand* BUBBLE DRESS. And may shame be streaked across your face like an ominous black cloud of insolence. Now, Elphaba, with all her smartphones and stuff, can take a picture of this and post it on Facebook, and Twitter. Fiyero were the tight white pants really all that comfortable? Or was that part of your brainless prince act? (No offense!). Glinda; what is your favorite way to do your hair? And what is the best color (after pink) to wear to a dance at the Ozdust? Elphaba, if you went back in time, but still had all the knowledge of your future self, and understood how to use your magic, but you were like five years old, do you think that more people- cough cough Frex cough- would end up dead? Or would you do everything pretty much the same? Glinda would you ever consider teaching a class (Dr. Glinda's Popular 101) and if so may I enroll in it? Everyone (including Morrible and Frex); do you think Morrible looks more like a carp or a sardine? I dare Morrible and Frex to go out on a date. Wizard; what is the best part of coming to Oz after living in the other world your whole life? (And just FYI, you're growing on me as a character, and that's saying something cuz I usually hold grudges for a long time). Nia; I want all your OCs to come answer questions!"
"Well, no. Actually, I like being scratched behind her ears," Chistery blushed (if that's even possible).
"And Fiyero will never find the gun," Nia said.
"Guns aren't dangerous," Elphaba pointed out. "It's what people chose to do with them that might be dangerous."
"Well, you're right Elphaba," Nia admitted. "But still…"
"FINE!" Fiyero huffed.
"I just don't want anyone to get hurt. I can't have the studio getting sued because of an accident."
Frex looked down and saw that he was wearing a copy of Glinda's bubble dress.
"How did you get the wand to work?" Glinda asked. "I could never get that stupid training wand to work when I gave Elphaba makeovers."
"Are you saying that I can actually use technology without Nia getting mad at me?" Elphaba asked, a wicked smile appearing on her face.
"I never said anything about me not getting mad," Nia said. "But, I kinda want to see this happen."
Elphaba smiled as she took the photo and posted it. "500 likes!"
"In three seconds?" Frex asked.
Elphaba nodded. "Mmhmm!"
"Well, I liked the pants," Fiyero blushed. "They weren't the most confortable, but they were comfortable enough to wear them as often as I did."
"Which was every day," Elphaba pointed out.
"I liked my hair down with my perfect, golden curls bouncing off my shoulder," Glinda smiled, tossing her hair over her shoulder.
"Oz, blondes," Elphaba and Fiyero muttered under their breaths.
"And I would say light blue again, like my bubble dress," Glinda said, totally ignoring her friends.
"Well, as a five year old, I'm pretty sure that I would still have magic outbursts," Elphaba said, looking down on her heads. "But I would never kill anyone."
"Intentionally," Nia added.
"That sounds like a great name for a course!" Glinda said. "And of course you can enroll. Everyone can!"
"YES!" a girl, definitely Elphaba'sGirl, shouted from the audience.
"Carp!" the girls, including Nia, said.
"Sardine!" Boq said.
"Trout!" Fiyero exclaimed.
"Fiyero, that wasn't one of the choices," Glinda said.
"Fine! A mixture of both!" Fiyero decided.
Dr. Dillamond and Chistery exchanged nervous looks, afraid to voice their opinions.
"It's okay, guys! Everyone has the freedom of speech in America," Nia said, encouraging the Animals to share their thoughts.
"I'm with Fiyero on this one," Chistery said.
"What ship would it be if Frex dated Morrible?" Nia asked, seriously pondering the thought.
"Um… maybe Frexorrible," Glinda said.
"Or Frorrible," Fiyero laughed.
"Gross!" Morrible hissed.
"Nasty!" Frex exclaimed.
"You have the entire break to go on a date. And I'm forcing both of you to do it!" Nia said.
"Well, Oz is a very magical place. I just don't have any magical powers. Since I came in a hot air balloon, which has never been seen in Oz before, they believed that I was their Wizard," Oscar answered.
"All of my OCs?" Nia asked, making a list.
"OC's?" Elphaba asked.
"Original characters," Nia explained.
"Can I see the list?" Glinda asked, looking over Nia's shoulder.
Annabella + Marie from Elphaba Thropp and Me + Back to Oz
Melanie from Raising a Mini Elphaba
Samantha from Leap of Faith + Friends of Oz
Wimsie from Save Me
Poppie from Tell Me You Love Me
Colin from The Wizard's Daughter
Raven from Childhood
Nia snapped her fingers and the OCs appeared.
"Hello, everyone," Nia greeted.
"Um… what are we doing here?" Marie asked.
"I'll explain everything during the commercial break. But the bottom line is that you are here to answer questions."
"Oh."
"Okay, moving on. Our next review is from preciousat, who says, I dare Glinda to dress up as a boy with tight Fiyero pants. I dare Elphaba to sing a Taylor Swift song. Mwahahaha. Ermmm"
"NO!" Glinda cried as a poof of pink smoke blocked her from view. When the smoke cleared, she was wearing a tan top and a pair of Fiyero's pants. "I hate you, Tigelaar!" she sneered.
"Why me?" Fiyero asked.
"You're the one who wears these pants! They're so tight! How did you wear these?"
"It's only for one episode. Don't worry, Glinda," Nia said.
"I'm not singing!" Elphaba said, stubbornly crossing her arms.
"Please?" Nia asked.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pl-"
"NO!"
Nia sighed and gave up. "Fine," she whispered. "Next, we have FiyerabaRules, who says Hello Fellow Ozians! I loved the last episode so much! And I came with questions and dares! Ok, Elphie, Melena, Fiyero, and/or Nia, do you know why Rainy is saying "Horrors" so much? If you don't that's fine, I was just wondering. Boq, WHAT DID YOU DO TO NESSA ON THAT DATE?! IF YOU HURT HER, BY OZ, I WILL...*takes a deep breath and calms down* Never mind that thought. Ok, Frex, how were those tight tan Fiyero pants? Boq, if you would be so kind, would you please jump around the room, singing "Popular"? Of you do, this aught to be good! XD Glinda, would you ever go back to your original name "Galinda", or just stay as "Glinda"? Also, what is your favorite store to shop at? Chistery and Dr. Dillamond, I feel really bad about the whole cookie/food mishap, so, if you need anything, just ask me (That goes for everyone: if anyone needs anything, including Frex, just ask me)! And, that's all I have for this lovely episode, so, TTYL-XOX"
"Because she takes after her mother," Melena smiled.
"Why did I say 'horrors' as a baby?" Elphaba asked her mother.
"It's in the book! And I'm not giving away any spoilers!" Nia said.
"Boq didn't hurt me on the date," Nessa said. "Physically at least."
"Boq what did you do to her?" Nia asked the Munchkin boy.
"I'll tell you what he did," Nessa said in a sassy tone. "He was looking at every other girl rather than me."
"Boq," Nia sighed.
"What?" the Munchkin asked.
"What are we going to do with you?" Glinda asked.
"You could go out with me," Boq suggested to Glinda.
Nessa took off one of her shoes and hit Boq in the back of the head.
"OW!" Boq exclaimed. "Nessa, what was that for?"
"For being an idiot!" Nessa hissed.
"What did I do?"
"Guys," Nia said, getting everyone's attention. "I hate to break up your birthday party, but you still have to answer more questions."
"They were awful!" Frex said.
"They are awful!" Glinda frowned.
"Since everyone hates me, I'm not singing!" Boq said.
"Please?" Nia begged.
"Nia, we're not doing this again," Elphaba said, giving Nia a sideways look.
"I'm staying as Glinda. That way, more people can pronounce my name correctly," Glinda answered, trying to avoid looking at Dr. Dillamond. "And there's this really cute little boutique in Oz. I forgot the name, but the dresses there are really pretty. I tried to get Elphaba to go shopping with me there, but she refused."
"You know how I feel about shopping," Elphaba said.
"Have you ever been shopping?" Glinda argued.
Elphaba was silence before whispering, "No."
"You should go!" Nia smiled. "Shopping is fun!"
Elphaba merely shook her head, forcing Nia to move on.
"We're good," Chistery said. "But no more bananas!"
"I liked the cookies," Dr. Dillamond smiled.
"Rainy needs a diaper change!" Fiyero said, scrunching up his nose and he handed Rainy to Elphaba.
"Oh, Yero," Elphaba chuckled as she went backstage to change Rainy's diaper.
"Okay, our last review comes from Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero. Welcome to the interview. Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero says, Now that I have read all the interview this far I have to say it is the most OZ-TAS-TIC interview! So I have to say many things
1. Maybe it's to late for this to say but who cares? Congratulations to Elphie and Fiyero for Rainy *she turns to see the baby* you're so beautiful little girl and talking about her *she looks at Elphie* can I hold the baby for a while?
2. I know that Elphie will kill me for this *she gets on the stage and stands in front of Fiyero and Elphaba* but I have to admit that I want a boyfriend like Fiyero he is almost the perfect guy and before you try to kill me *she looks at Elphaba and gets on her knees in front of her* I have to say to you in first that you're my idol for many various things but for one of them is because you were very strong fighting against the fact that you're... well green and I'll love to be green to feel how it feels! And I can continue saying the list of beautiful things you have *a tear of happiness falls down her cheek* I really love you Elphie obviously not in the loving way and cans you please give me a hug and if you want can I have a hug from Fiyero too? And if you say yes I'll love to have a photo from you 3 with me in my virtual iPhone :3
3. Glinda you're the most pinky girl I've ever know but that doesn't bothers me at all... well only the fact of using pink cause I don't like it that much I like it but a little bit I think I like more the bubble dress! That one I really think it's so beautiful :3 and I have to ask only 2 thinks: how did you know the fact that Melena cheated on Frex with the wizard/Oscar/man in the song of "No One Mourns the Wicked"? And the second one is: can you help me with my wardrobe cause I'll love that you help me to be fashion but also have many ozmopolitan colors!
4. Nessa I have to say that I get the same question so many people have already told you so my only question here is: what jewel shoes do you like most and what pair of shoes would you give to Dorothy?
5. Boq: I only have to say that after all I warmed up to you the same to Oscar/wizard/man you made that my heart melted with being so good and for the wizard for being so careful about the fact that my beautiful Elphie is his daughter
6. Melena: I have to say that I've always saw you like the good and caring mother in most of the fanfics and before also to me you were, so I only have a question: how your name is said correctly is how it sounds or it sounds like Melina?
7. Can I have a hug of everyone (including Nia and Elphie and Fiyero don't have to do it again :3 and excluding Morrible and Frex)?
8. For the rest I think I don't have a question :) And I bring some dessert I prepared :D but I only could make them of chocolate and vanilla they're: brownies."
"Sure!" Elphaba said, reappearing with Rainy. Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero ran onstage and gently took the two year old from Elphaba.
"She's so cute!" Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero said, hugging Rainy closer to her.
"Thanks!" Elphaba smiled as ETOF (I need to appreciate it. Sorry!) quickly handed Rainy to Nia before hugging her ultimate hereon. She quickly took a selfie with Elphie before releasing her and tackling Fiyero in a hug. Snapping a quick photo, she turned to the rest of the characters to answer her question.
"Well, after finding out that the Wizard is Elphaba's father, I sort of put the puzzle pieces together. And I would love to help you with your wardrobe."
"Glin, she said that she doesn't like pink that much," Elphaba said.
"There are more colors than just pink, Elphie!" Glinda said.
"If you say so."
"I liked the ruby slippers. Dorothy can have the silver ones," Nessa said.
"I'll accept that," Dorothy smiled.
Boq and Oscar smiled at being liked.
"It's actually pronounced Ma-lee-na," Melena said.
"Hugs for everyone!" Nia exclaimed as the group have a group hug, excluding Morrible and Frex.
"And I brought food!" ETOF exclaimed, pulling out a tray of brownies.
"Are they Animal friendly?" Nia asked, not wanting to exclude Dr. Dillamond and Chistery again.
"I think so," she said, giving the brownies to the Animals.
"Finally! Some real food!" Chistery smiled.
"Just please don't eat a lot," Nia warned.
"We won't," Dr. Dillamond responded.
"Okay, I think that's it for this episode! Thank you all for reading and reviewing!" Nia smiled.
"Pink!" Rainy giggled.
Elphaba groaned.
"Well, look on the bright side, Fae," Fiyero said, wrapping his arms around his wife. "At least she's not saying 'Horrors' anymore."
Special thanks to woodland59, TheWickedrae, Elphaba'sGirl, preciousat, FiyerabaRules, and Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero
Song used:
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star