"Frexible!" Fiyero exclaimed.
"What?" Elphaba asked, looking up from her IPhone.
"Frexible! That's what it can be called when people ship Frex with Morrible."
"Who would do such a thing?" Morrible asked.
"That's just downright cruel," Frex sighed.
"It sounds like a name for a cereal," Nia commented.
"Pass the Frexibles!" Boq laughed.
"Before we begin, I have a question for Elphaba," Nia said, trying to hide her smile.
"Yes?" Elphaba asked, looking up.
"What does the fox say?" Nia asked, trying to keep a straight face. The entire studio erupted into a fit of laughter, while the Wicked characters gave Nia confused and twisted looks.
"What?" Elphaba asked.
"I'm sorry. I had to do that," Nia laughed, almost falling out of her chair.
"What does the Fox say?" Elphaba asked.
"No, Elphaba. Not Fox. Foxes can talk. What does the fox say?"
"I don't understand your question," Elphaba said, raising an eyebrow.
"Never mind," Nia said, shaking her head.
"What does the Fox say?" Fiyero asked.
"Shh! We need to start!" Nia said, looking down at her reviews. "First, we have FiyerabaRules, who says, AMAZIFYING EPISODE! (Yes, I use Ozian a lot!) So, questions: Elphaba and Glinda, do you guys know why Rainy is saying "Pink" now? I mean, it's a nice change from "Horrors", but still, "Pink", really? Fiyero and Boq, did you guys have a fun water gun fight, and were you even paying any attention to Nia, Elphaba, Glinda, and TheWickedRae? Nessa, Do you like Glinda's make up, and Glinda, how did it feel not having make up on? Frex and Morrible, how was the date? I can't imagine it went well. And just to be clear, I like everyone now, because everyone has a good heart! (That includes Frex! And I take back any mean thing I said to you Frex!) and, also, does anyone need anything? Cuz I will be happy to do it! And, that's it. Bye everyone, and Rainy! OZ, she is so cute!"
"She repeats everything," Elphaba said, looking down at Rainy.
"It's actually kinda cute sometimes," Glinda smiled.
"Pink!" Rainy giggled.
"They weren't paying attention," Nia said, shaking her head.
"But we did have fun," Fiyero smiled.
"Oh, we forgot the make-up," Nia realized, clapping her hands twice. Glinda's make-up was removed and was now on Nessa's face.
"My make-up," Glinda cried.
"You'll get used to it," Morrible sighed.
"Now I look like… like…" Glinda cried.
"Yes?" Elphaba asked, raising an eyebrow.
"A regular person!"
Everyone sighed.
"Moving right along," Nia said, gesturing to Frex and Morrible to answer their question.
"It was okay," Morrible said.
"Does that mean you're 'Frexible' now?" Fiyero laughed.
"No!" Frex said hotly.
"I think we're good. Fiyero, does Rainy need a diaper change?" Nia asked.
"Nope. We're all good," Fiyero smiled.
"Good!" Nia smiled. "Next we have woodland59, who says, Lol...awww, Rainy! Sooooo adowable! *Goes up on stage and hits Boq* Glinda, give him the 'She's My Daughter' treatment to see he likes it. Nia, you know what I'm talking about. Then Nessa do the same thing. Okay, so now Glinda needs to teach karate lessons in her color choice. Elphaba, enjoying your flat screen TV? *Smiles innocently at Nia* Okay now, Melena divorce Frexina. Elphaba, I don't care what you say; you and I are singing a song together! *Grabs arm* I'll be nice and let you choose it! Fiyero, next time Rainy has an accident, you have to change her diaper! Glinda, you have to wear black every single episode! MUAHAHA! Elphaba, give Glinda a black makeover!"
"Yes, I do," Nia smirked.
"What it is?" Boq asked.
"You'll see," Nia said, not losing the smirk on her face.
A bouquet of flowers appeared in Boq's lap.
"What am I supposed to do with these?" Boq asked.
"Give them to Glinda," Nia said.
"Why?" Nessa asked, trying to hide her surprise.
"You'll see," Nia laughed, an evil smirk appearing on her face.
Boq gave the flowers to Glinda. "Now what?"
"Ask her out on a date," Nia answered.
"M-Miss Glinda, will you go out on a date with me?" Boq asked timidly.
Glinda took the flowers, and for a moment, everyone thought she would say 'yes'.
"I think she's gonna say yes," Fiyero said hopefully.
Glinda looked up at Boq and hit him on the head with the bouquet.
"Boy, were you wrong!" Nia laughed.
"What was that for?" Boq asked.
"I'm not in love with you! We're just friends! If you keep asking me out, you will be bumped down to acquaintance! Do you want that?" Glinda ranted.
"N-No," Boq whispered, running back to his seat.
"Good," Glinda said, giving Boq a satisfied nod and sitting down.
"Next!" Nia called.
"Wait!" Nessa said, taking the flowers from Glinda and giving Boq a whack on the head. "Now we can continue."
"PINK!" Glinda shouted. Everyone, including Nia, was given a pink karate outfit with matching pink belts.
"Really Glinda?" Elphaba sighed.
"Really," Glinda smirked.
"We can do the lessons in between episodes," Nia announced.
"I am," Elphaba smiled. She looked over at Nia, who was clearly trying not to blast the entire studio to the moon.
"Okay," Melena said, perking up. Frex paled.
"That will take a while, you know," Nia said.
"Fine!" Melena huffed.
Woodland59 jumped onto the stage and grabbed Elphaba by the arm.
"No, no more singing!" Elphaba complained.
"Just one song. Please?" woodland59 asked, giving Elphaba the puppy-dog eyes.
"Fine. One song only!"
"What should we sing?"
"Um… how about 'Let it Go' from Frozen?" Elphaba suggested.
Woodland59's face lit up. "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the queen . The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside . Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
"Don't let them in, don't let them see . Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know . Well now they know," Elphaba sang.
"Let it go, let it go. Can't hold it back anymore," they sang together. "Let it go, let it go. Turn away and slam the door! I don't care what they're going to say! Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway."
The audience cheered as Elphaba and woodland59 took their seats again.
"No!" Glinda cried. "Not black! Anything but black!"
Elphaba wore a mysterious grin on her face as Nia handed her the black make up.
"No!" Glinda screamed running offstage, closely followed by Elphaba.
2 hours later
"Glinda, hold still!" Elphaba screamed from offstage, where she was trying to help Glinda with her make up.
4 hours later
"Glinda, put this dress on!"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Pl-"
"NO!"
10 hours later
Elphaba walked back onstage.
"Finally!" Nia huffed.
"That only took all of 10 hours," Fiyero complained.
"Shut up, Yero! Unless you want to try to make Glinda wear anything besides pink!" Elphaba hissed, sinking into her chair.
"Glinda, come out so we can see how you look," Nia called.
Glinda dragged her feet as she walked back onstage. She was wearing a simple black dress and black boots. Her facial make up consisted of black lipstick and black eye shadow.
"This is not funny," Glinda growled as everyone began to snicker.
"Maybe next time you'll think twice before you try to Galindafy me," Elphaba laughed.
"I don't wanna wear it for the rest of the episodes!" Glinda complained.
"Fine, you only have to wear it for the rest of this episode," Nia said, eager to move on. "Our next review comes from Guest, who I am guessing is Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero, based on what the review says. Guest says, HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE! IT'S ME AGAIN! I'm gonna cry of happiness :'D it's so beautiful to have a photo with my idol Elphie, Rainy and Fiyero *she winks to Fiyero when Elphie is not looking* the best family EVER! and sorry for my so bad mind I forgot to tell Elphie if she can sign and spell my broom? *Makes her best puppy eyes*
Nia: Can you make Toto/Dodo an Animal or Glinda or Elphie? What does Tata for now means (sorry *she says kind of ashamed* I'm new in this words)? Do you want to be my best friend? (This also goes to everyone except Morrible and Frex) *she whispers on Nia's ear* did Elphie listen what I said about Fiyero and my big (not so big speech I made for her)? I'm afraid to tell her can you make it for me?
Wizard/Oscar: can I dance with you the song of "Wonderful"?
Morrible: I know that everyone hates you (including me) but I'm trying to like you more that's why I have to ask you why we're you so bad to Elphie? *She says in a whisper "jealous" and looks at Morrible with a confused/anger look*
Nessa: Can I borrow your jewel shoes for like 15 seconds? Please? *Smiles at her* and talking about her *turns her gaze to Boq* why you don't like Nessa, she's beautiful! I know it's because you fall so deeply in love with Glin since you see her but seriously... you have to get over that she doesn't love you and I don't say that because I hate you (thing that's not true) or something similar it's because it's for your own good (and your feelings) *she says with a comforting tone*
Frex: seriously... I can't warm up to you cause you were really bad to Elphie since she was born, telling bad things about her and her skin and treated her like garbage *she starts to raise the tone of her voice* if I were Elphie's dad (if I were a guy obviously, duuh!) I'll love her more because of her green skin cause that's what makes her special and beautiful and... *She stops realizing that she was almost screaming and she breathes deeply* why? *She breathes again trying to calm down*
Glinda: thanks for accepting to help me with my wardrobe and I think that If your gonna help me with that we have to go *Makes like she's playing some imaginary drums* SHOPPING! Will you go with me?
Fiyero: how does it feel being so handsome? *She gives Elphie a worried/scared sideway look* I'm sorry Elphie! *She protects her self with her hands in front of her and whispers something about Fiyero that only Nia could understand* How does it feel being boneless? And Boq, the same (obviously you being the tin man)
Dorothy: I have to tell you that I warmed up to you when you apologize of trying to kill my Elphie (my only favorite wicked "not so wicked" witch of the west) so I only have a question: can you sing with me your song of "somewhere over the rainbow"?
I think that's all for now, bye everyone!"
Elphaba sighed as she held out her hand, waiting for Nia to hand her the broom. Nia smiled as she gave Elphaba a broom and a green sharpie. Elphaba quickly signed her name and gave the broom and sharpie back to Nia.
"You can pick it up after the episode," Nia said, holding the broom for safekeeping. "Tata for now is another way of saying goodbye."
"Sure!" Oscar exclaimed, getting up to dance. The guest ran up on the stage, eager to dance with the Wizard of Oz.
"You can't dance!" Elphaba protested.
"How do you know? Every time we are about to dance during 'Wonderful', you always cut me off."
"Good point," Fiyero said.
Elphaba scowled at him as the music started. After a lot of dancing and stepping on feet, Nia interrupted.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but we really need to get the rest of this interview done," Nia said, reading over the reviews.
"What?" Morrible asked.
"Nothing," Nia said, casually filing her nails.
"But I need my shoes," Nessa protested.
"It's only for…" Nia reread the review. "15 seconds."
"O-Okay," Nessa said as she took off her shoes."
"Ooh, these are really pretty!"
"Thanks," Nessa said, taking back her shoes and returning them to her feet.
"Again," Boq sighed. "Nessa and I are friends. Very good friends. I'm just not in love with her! We've been over this!"
"I'm sorry, Boq. We won't bother you about it anymore," Nia said.
"Thank you," Boq smiled.
Frex shifted uncomfortably in his seat, avoiding the question. Elphaba looked the other way, trying to avoid having the memories of her awful childhood crashing down on her.
"That answers that," Nia said, trying, and failing, to lighten the mood.
"I would love to go shopping with you," Glinda smiled.
"It feels Ozsome to be very hansom," Fiyero said, an idiotic grin appearing on his face. Elphaba and Glinda rolled their eyes. "And I don't really have a comment on what it felt like to be boneless. It just felt like something was missing."
"Me too," Boq agreed.
"Fiyero, that was a comment," Elphaba smirked.
"Fiyero, you're not brainless anymore. Nia turned you human before the interview began," Glinda reminded him. Nia nodded in agreement.
"Sure!" Dorothy smiled, glad that she was going to sing. "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high. There's a land that I've heard of once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue. And the dreams that you dare to dream, really do come true. Someday I'll wish upon a star. And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me. Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh why, can't I?"
The audience cheered as Dorothy finished her song.
"That was wonderful, Dorothy," Nia smiled. "Now we welcome TheWickedrae, who says, Hahahahaha! Nessa hit Boq with the shoe! Hahahahahaaa! *Face palms* Fiyero you just reminded Rainy *sighs* well at least she didn't learn any bad words yet! Here we go again... I'm not even gonna shout this time why is everyone not forgiving Morrible yet? I often hold grudges I've forgiven her some of my friends call me the grudges queen for cryin out loud! Fiyero you have beat me in a Jet Ski race! I bet you can't beat me! Glinda if you were a designer what would the shop's name be? Elphaba, what clothes do you have for Rainy in the back room? Dorothy, I think I'd prefer the silver shoes as well I still like the red ones though... how's your Aunt Em? Wizard how many times have you been aggravated by Frex? Me, quite a few times... Melena, have you ever slapped Frex? Nia, since when did Elphaba get a Facebook? Elphaba, do you play Temple Run? Frex you didn't get hyper with the sprite? Hmmm, try mountain dew then. Rainy, how are you so darn cute?! Okay Boq, I don't hate you otherwise I'd do the worst to you in the stories I'm planning to write and a whole lot worse it's just I like Nessa like a sister and you just doing that to her kinda made me rage and rant. So at least be nice to her and befriend her again okay? I dare hmmm... Def not Rainy for this one... Fiyero and Boq play black ops the zombie levels for at least an HOUR or longer the timing depends on Nia for this one. So I'm not really focused because typing a new chapter to NWNY so... Rainy should watch a Disney movie and Glinda can... take Nessa shopping since Elphaba and I don't want to go shopping and prefer our electronics *winks at Elphaba* and I'm ranting again..."
"We forgave her," Elphaba explained.
"Some of the other reviewers haven't, but we have," Fiyero smiled. "And… a Jet Ski race?"
"Yes, Yero. I actually want to see this!" Elphaba smiled.
"We can do that during the break. Just remind me to play it," Nia said, getting her video camera ready to capture the moments when Fiyero will get his butt kicked by a girl.
"Hmm, I don't know," Glinda said, placing her pointer finger over her lips as she thought. "Probably something like 'Glinda's Boutique'."
"Very original," Elphaba laughed.
"Shut up, Elphie!" Glinda playfully admonished, lightly hitting her friend's arm with her purse.
"She has some dresses and nightgowns," Elphaba said, picking up her daughter and sitting her down on her lap.
"What color are they?" Nessa asked.
"Do you really have to ask?" Elphaba said, giving Glinda a sideways look.
"What?" Glinda asked.
"The dresses are pink," Nia smiled.
"ALL of the dresses are pink," Elphaba sighed.
"What's wrong with pink?" Glinda asked.
"It's too… perky."
Glinda scowled, but decided not to respond.
"Auntie Em is fine," Dorothy smiled. "So is Uncle Henry."
"Aggravated?" Oscar asked.
"Yes, aggravated," Nia said. "As in annoyed, upset, angry, bothered –"
"I know what aggravated means," Oscar sighed. "I mean, I don't agree with what he did to Elphaba."
"Enough said," Melena interrupted. "And I've never slapped Frex. Well, not physically."
"What?" Frex asked, deeply confused.
"You've mentally slapped him?" Nia said, not even bothering to conceal her laughter.
Melena nodded.
"And Elphaba has had a Facebook ever since she got her first IPhone," Nia said, looking over at the green witch, who surprisingly didn't have the IPhone in her hands.
"What's Temple Run?" Elphaba asked.
"Nothing," Nia said, not wanting to give Elphaba a reason to be distracted from the interview.
"He's not going to get hyper no matter how much sugary drinks you give him," Melena said.
"Don't worry. We'll think of something else," Nia said.
Rainy giggled as her mother held her close.
"Because she has the cutest couple for parents," Glinda smiled.
"We're friends!" Boq shouted.
"Okay, okay, okay," Nia said, trying to calm the Munchkin down.
"What is that?" Fiyero asked.
"I think it's a game. I've never heard of it," Nia said. "Sorry."
"Which Disney movie?" Elphaba asked.
"Um… how about Tangled. I love that movie!" Nia smiled.
"Sure," Elphaba agreed. Rainy clapped her little hands together, obviously very excited.
Nessa smiled at the idea of going shopping with Glinda.
"I can't wait," Glinda said, giving Nessa a big smile, which Nessa returned.
"Okay, our next guest is hopeforthefandoms, who says, Hullo again! I have another question, very similar to one of my previous ones! To everyone applicable: If you had to play a character in another musical (or movie or TV show, I'm not picky) that is currently played by an actor who has played you, who would it be? I thought of this when Elphie said she'd play Maureen from Rent, because Idina Menzel and Eden Espinosa have played Maureen and Elphaba before. If you're still confused, here are some other examples:
If Elphie wanted to play Elsa from the new movie Frozen, because Idina has player both of them.
If Glinda wanted to play Liz from the TV show Sean Saves the World because both are/have been played by Megan Hilty.
Hope that clears stuff up :)"
"Um… well, Elsa and I are alike in many ways," Elphaba said.
"How do you know that?" Fiyero asked.
Elphaba opened Tumblr on her IPhone and showed Fiyero the posts.
"Oh…" was all that Fiyero could say.
"'Oh' is right," Nia muttered.
"I would like to play the character Kristen Chenoweth plays in 12 Men of Christmas," Glinda smiled.
"Do you know her name?" Nia asked.
Glinda shook her head, causing Nia to sigh and face palm.
"I don't really know," Fiyero said.
"We'll let it slide, but just this once!" Nia said. "Anyone else?"
The other characters shook their heads and Nia moved on. "Our next review comes from MyVisionIsDying. Welcome back to the show! She says, *Jumps up on stage* Sorry I haven't reviewed/asked a question/dared lately, school's been too much but I am back from the dead! Well I'm not really dead but still *shrugs* Anyway this is sort of a question/dare for... Frex! *Gasp* So Frexy (yes his nickname from me!) can I slap your baldhead and play it as if it were a bongo? Please? Also, a dare for Fiyero. I want you, Tiggular, to wear Glinda's pink dress from 'Popular' with make-up et al. Yes, you heard me right. I don't have to repeat myself, now do I? *Smirking evilly but spine chillingly calm* Alrighty, I'm done for today. *Hops off stage*"
Vision jumped onto the stage and ran right up to Frex and started to drum on his head.
"This is fun!" she smiled.
Frex growled.
"You don't scare me, mister!" Vision said proudly. With one final tap, she turned her attention to Fiyero.
Elphaba, Glinda and Fiyero laughed at the dare. Fiyero paled.
"Um…" Fiyero said.
"No 'buts' mister!" Nia said as she snapped her fingers, causing Fiyero to be poofed into G(a)linda's pink 'Popular' dress. "Glinda, he's all yours," Nia smiled, making a graceful gesture towards Fiyero.
Glinda smirked as she went to work, doing Fiyero's make-up. "I'm all done," she announced proudly when she was finished. She stepped back to allow everyone to admire her hard work. Fiyero was wearing pink blush, eye shadow, lipstick and a blonde curly wig.
"Can I please take this off now?" Fiyero asked.
"Actually," Nia said, scanning through the rest of her reviews. "There's another dare later on that requires you wearing your new outfit."
Elphaba quickly took a picture on her phone. "Fae, I swear to Oz, if you post that anywhere…"
"Yero, relax. I would never do something like that to you," Elphaba said, making the picture her lock screen and background.
"HAHAHA!" Nia laughed, wiping the tears from her eyes. "Our next guest is WickedBrony, who says, . . . And she says "horrors" before my review is put on the story, doesn't she?
Oh, well. Hi, everyone! I have a truth or dare! Those who say truth must state the most embarrassing thing they ever did. Those who say dare must do the most embarrassing thing they can think of! MUAHAHA! Either way, there's red faces all around!
Elphaba, is it comfortable riding a broom? Because flying around on a stick doesn't sound like it is. Comfortable, I mean.
Fiyero, how many girls did you date before Elphaba? Just curious.
Glinda, Nessa, how's your online dating been?
Boq, what was it like being made of tin?
Morrible, what have you got against Animals? Ditto Wizard. I mean, they are just like people, aren't they? I know I'd pay anything to see a real, live Animal.
Chistery, do you even like bananas, or is that a vicious stereotype?
Dr. Dillamond? If it isn't too painful . . . key word: too . . . exactly what did they do to get you to stop speaking? Just curious! I'm so sorry for asking!
And to everyone, cupcakes! And before you ask, these are 100% Animal friendly! I got them at Sugarcube Corner in Ponyville, Equestria, and that's a land populated by nothing but Animals!
What? I'm WickedBRONY. An MLP reference had to pop up sometime!"
"TRUTH!" all of the Wicked characters said at the same time.
"You can't all chose truth!" Nia said.
"Alright, then. Nia, you do a dare," Elphaba suggested.
Nia crackled. "Yeah… no!"
"Why not?"
"This isn't 'Interview with Nia'. This is 'Nia's Interview with the Wicked characters'. Therefore, I cannot do dares."
"You can if you want to," Glinda said in a persuasive voice.
"I don't want to," Nia answered dryly. "Here's the order; Elphaba, Fiyero, Glinda, Nessa, Boq, Melena, Frex, Oscar, Madame Morrible, Dorothy, Dr. Dillamond and Chistery."
"Why am I going last?" Chistery asked.
"Would you like to go first?" Nia questioned.
"No. Never mind."
"Okay. You're up first, Elphaba."
"Well, the most embarrassing this I've ever done was release my magic by accident when I was in kindergarten. All of those kids were staring at me like I was a freak."
Frex opened his mouth, but when he saw Nia pulling out her lightning bolt, he closed it again.
"Fiyero?" Nia said, looking at the Vinkun prince.
"I'm already wearing a Glinda get-up. That's embarrassing enough for me!" Fiyero said.
"You're right, Fiyero. In fact…" Nia said, getting an idea. She snapped her fingers and all of the men (and Animals) were all wearing Galinda dresses and blonde wigs.
"Wha –?" Frex gasped.
"NIA!" Boq complained.
"NO!" Oscar screamed, falling to his knees and looking up at the ceiling.
"This is embarrassing," Dr. Dillamond mumbled.
"That's the point," Nia smiled.
"I don't wanna wear this!" Chistery complained.
"Well, that takes care of the males. Now all we need is Glinda, Nessa, Melena, Madame Morrible and Dorothy. Wait!" Nia snapped her fingers again and Madame Morrible was wearing a pink Galinda dress and blonde wig.
"HEY!" Morrible shouted.
"Well, it wouldn't be as embarrassing if Nessa, Melena and Dorothy wear it. They could actually pull it off. You on the other hand… not so much," Nia explained, keeping her laughter under control so Madame Morrible could understand what she was saying. "Now we only have the other four Wicked females."
"And Nia!" Boq yelled.
"Not Nia!" Nia yelled back.
"Well, the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when I fell asleep on one of my dates. The boy was really cute. I fall asleep while we are eating at this very fancy restaurant. One minute, my eyelids are growing heavy and the next thing I know, my forehead is in my salad," Glinda said, growing red with each word.
"Wow, that must have been very embarrassing," Elphaba said with a hint of sarcasm.
"It was," Glinda sighed.
"I don't really have any embarrassing moments," Melena said.
"Me neither," Nessa said.
"Not even one?" Nia asked, clearly disappointed.
Mother and daughter shook their heads.
"Fine," Nia sighed. "Moving on."
"Well, it's not the most comfortable way of transportation, but it is quick," Elphaba explained.
"Too many to count," Fiyero said before he could stop himself. Elphaba gave him a look on the boarder line between hurt and murderous. "But none of them were as amazing as you are, Fae," Fiyero said, kissing Elphaba's cheek and hoping that would clear things up, because he knew Nia didn't want to have to sweep up his remains after Elphaba's magic outburst.
Elphaba smiled, a very good sign. "Thank you, Yero."
Fiyero sighed, having avoided the hook this time.
"Nia won't let us try online dating," Nessa said.
"It's dangerous," Nia explained. "I said that we will find you the perfect guy and we will."
"It felt… weird," Boq said, scrunching up his nose. "It wasn't bad… just weird."
Morrible looked away. "Nothing. His Ozness just told me that in order to bring people together, you need to give them a common enemy."
"That's right… blame everything on me," Oscar sighed, looking away.
Chistery nodded. "I do like bananas. I'm jus sick of always eating them on this show."
"Oh look. The reviewer has granted you Animal friendly cupcakes! How sweet! Thank you!"
Chistery dug into the cupcakes while Dr. Dillamond got a far away look in his eyes, remembering the awful torment he went through.
"Dr. Dillamond?" Elphaba asked, placing a hand on the old Goat's shoulder.
"I'm fine," Dr. Dillamond said, quickly snapping out of his trance.
Elphaba looked concerned, but didn't question her old college professor.
"What's Ponyville?" Chistery asked, his mouth full of cupcakes.
"It's from a show called 'My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic'. By the way, I watch that show! I love it!" Nia smiled. "Our next reviewer is ashstar54321. Welcome to the show! Ashstar54321 says, I say Boq should get turned back. Also, I want to know Fiyero even has the tiniest bit of feelings left for Glinda, how long until Nessa and Elphaba attempt to death battle the farm brat, and if Madame Morrible is actually related to a mammoth."
Everyone wrinkled their noses in confusion.
"Review on the first chapter," Nia explained.
"I do have some feelings for Glinda," Fiyero said. Glinda smiled slightly and Elphaba narrowed her eyes. "As a friend," Fiyero added, hoping that Elphaba wouldn't blast him to the moon… or worse, make him wear that pink dress forever.
"Well, if you really want to have a death battle –" Elphaba started.
"Elphie!" Glinda admonished.
"Kidding!"
"Oh."
"My Oz!"
"She's related to a carp," Fiyero said.
"Although, we can test the mammoth theory," Nia smiled.
"What?" Morrible asked.
"Our next reviewer is Elphaba'sGirl. She says, Hulllllloooooooooooooooo! My friends, I have returned from beyond. Happy Holiday season! What's everyone's favorite holiday? (Morrible and Frex, I'll bet its Halloween because everyone just assumes you're wearing costumes.) Wow, sorry I only have a few questions this time... Dorothy, in The Wizard of Oz, did you also find the Wizard's palace very unrealistic? Nia, how many times have you seen Wicked? Rainy, what's your favorite word? Luv ya guys! (Not creepy, pinky promise) Update soon!"
"Do birthdays count as holidays?" Glinda asked.
"Sure. Why not?" Nia smiled.
"I love Christmas time," Elphaba smiled. "And it will be Rainy's first Christmas this year!"
The crowed 'awed' as Elphaba kissed Rainy's forehead.
"AWW!" Nia said, grabbing a tissue and wiping her eyes. "I can't wait either. And to answer your question, I just saw Wicked for the second time on Broadway on my birthday with Lindsay Mendez and Derek Klena. They were both so amazing!"
"It did look a little bit… out there," Dorothy admitted. "The head was the scariest part."
"I'm sorry. It's so hard to make out people's faces when I'm back there," Oscar apologized."
"Pink!" Rainy smiled.
"Well, at least she didn't say –" Fiyero started.
"Yero!" Elphaba yelled, smacking her husband's arm. "Don't remind her!"
"Sorry," Fiyero said sheepishly.
"Yes, Fiyero. Please don't remind her. Rainy will be repeating that for a while of you do. Okay, our next review comes from ExoticPeachBlossom. Welcome back! She says, Hey Nia! I dare Glinda and Elphaba to give Fiyero a make over! Complete with blonde wig and pink lipstick and dress! Oh and Fiyero...you have to sing Popular!"
"Is that why you wouldn't let me take this stuff off?" Fiyero asked.
Nia nodded as she got the music ready.
"Okay," Fiyero sighed.
"Well, since you've already been Galindafied, Elphaba, is there anything else you would like to add to Fiyero's ensemble?" Nia asked.
Elphaba nodded. She grabbed her witch hat and placed it on Fiyero's head. "There!"
"Do I have to sing?" Fiyero whined.
"YES!" Everyone said in unison.
"Popular! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploys, when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce!" Fiyero sang in a high-pitched voice.
"Okay, that's enough. I can't have you breaking any windows!" Nia said, stopping Fiyero.
"Can I please take this off now?" Fiyero asked.
"Um…" Nia said, making sure the rest of the reviews didn't require Fiyero to wear the dress. "Yup, you can finally take it off." She snapped her fingers and Fiyero was back in his regular clothing.
"Thank you!" Fiyero said as his breathing returned to normal.
"Next, we have Peter1312. Welcome to the show! Peter says, Dear cast one NIA congrats you have warmed up more to Dorothy and everyone else has a bit too more and more since the beginning Dorothy I defend you *gets up out of chair in the audience and walks up to Dorothy* also Frex *punches Frex in the face* that's for a few installments ago *goes back to seat* I also give everyone a mac lets see how long before they are all addicted."
"NO!" Nia screamed as Macs appeared on everyone's laps. "Just great! Because the thing I needed most right now was for Elphaba to get more technology!" she said sarcastically.
"Ooh!" Elphaba said, admiring her new computer.
"Also, Peter has his own Q & A fanfic that I encourage all of you to read and review! It's really funny! Okay, our final review for this episode comes from Elphabalover101. Welcome! She says, Okay, since everyone in this room loves the Phantom of the Opera, but Nia won't let them talk about it since she hasn't seen the show yet, I dare you to bring the entire Phantom of the Opera cast in and have them do the whole show for everyone!"
"It's not that I don't let them! It's just that I haven't seen it yet!" Nia argued.
"So, we're not getting special guests?" Boq asked, a little disappointed.
"No, sorry. Well, that's it for this episode. 20 WORD PAGES! OH MY OZ! Well, see you at –"
"Excuse me, but can we leave now?" a voice asked.
Nia turned and saw that all of her OCs were still there. "Oh my Oz! I am so sorry, you guys! I forgot that you were here. Yes, you may all go back to your stories now." Nia clapped her hands and the OCs vanished back to their stories. "As I was saying, that's it for this episode! See you at the next one!" Nia smiled as the lights dimmed.
Sorry about how long this update took! Special thanks to FiyerabaRules, woodland59, Guest, TheWickedrae, hopeforthefandoms, MyVisionIsDying, WickedBrony, ashstar54321, Elphaba'sGirl, ExoticPeachBlossom, Peter1312, and Elphabalover101
Songs Used:
Let it go from Frozen
Somewhere over the rainbow from The Wizard of Oz
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