"Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath!" James said. Sadie's crying could be heard in the background.
"LET ME GIVE THE DISCLAIMER!" Jo screamed, ""THE AUTHOR OWNS NOTHING!
"But before we welcome our first guest, let's welcome the idiots who didn't make it past the previous aftermath." Jo said pointing to the Peanut Gallery. Here is how they were sitting.
Muriel Jude Wilt Cheese Fred Irwin
Eugene Mung Cree Eva Justin K'nuckles
"Lets welcome our first guest for today!" Jessica said, "He's the creator of Bloo, talks a lot, likes to speak Spanish, lays eggs and is great at basketball. It's Cheese!"
"Yes!" Cheese said.
"Yes!" Fred said.
"Yes!" Cheese said.
"Yes!" Fred said.
"SHUT UP!" Eva screamed at the two of them.
"Well, let's welcome Bloo." James said as the computer showed up the Green Room.
Bloo along with Cyborg were angrily sitting down with their arms crossed. Sadie was clinging onto the sofa crying. Chowder was moaning in pain. And Eustace was watching the TV.
"Listen you blue little snot bag!" Jo screamed as she ran into the room. "YOU WILL GET OUT THERE AND BE INTERVIEWED!"
"Okay, okay, ghesh." Bloo said as he quickly walked out of the Green Room
"Okay, thanks for getting me out of there," Bloo said as he walked in and sat down.
"No problem Green!" Jessica said.
"Who?" Bloo asked.
"That's you, Purple!" Jessica said.
"Forget it." Bloo said.
"Let's just start the questions." James said, "How did it feel when you were voted off?"
"They really need to get a better sense of humor. I mean, it was only a little prank!" Bloo said.
"Well drawing on everybody's face isn't really a little." Jessica said.
"Okay, next question from some chick named Berry. It says, 'FALL IN LOVE WITH ME YOU BLUE BASTARD! AND MY NAME IS BERRY!'" James read.
"That's kinda is mean." Jessica said.
"It in capitals, see" James said showing her sister.
"Wow. Continue with the questions."
"Okay listen Cherry; I don't even know who you are." Bloo said.
"MY NAME IS BERRY!" A voice from offstage is heard.
"Also, what is up with you and rules?" Jessica asked.
"Rules and me don't really get along." Bloo said.
"Okay since I am tired of Little Miss Crying Fatass, it's time for her to get interviewed!" Jo said heard from the green room.
Both Sadie and Jo's screaming could be heard then Sadie ran out towards the other two co-hosts. "Your sister scares me!" Sadie said crying.
"Sorry but she scares everybody" Wilt added.
"I agree yo!" Irwin said.
"I heard that!" Jo said as she punched the nerd.
"DON'T HURT ME!" K'nuckles said as he jumped ontop of Cree.
"Get off of me" Cree said as she flipped K'nuckles.
"I miss Katie!" Sadie said crying.
"How many times do I need you to shut up!" Bloo yelled at the crying girl.
"You're mean!" Sadie said running away.
"I'll go get her!" Muriel said following the girl.
"Might as well kill some time." James said.
"Okay, I got it." Jessica said as she picked up a large sniper and aimed it at the clock.
"Just introduce our next guest!" Jo yelled as she snatched the sniper.
"Okay, he's a pixie thingy, has a big mustache, is gray, lives with his mother and is in love with Chowder, its Soup!" Jessica said as she tried to get the sniper back.
"I'll do the intro," James said, "He loves to eat, and was horribly hurt by Izzy, Ed and Billy, its Chowder."
"Where is Soup?" Jessica asked.
"Hang on, Muriel, where is Sadie?" James asked as he picked , "She's coming back in a couple of minutes? By the way, can you push Chowder into here. He's the guy in the wheelchair and full body cast."
Muriel pushes Chowder out. "How's it going, Chowder?" James asked.
"I can't ow, feel my legs!" Chowder screamed.
"Well here are some super personal questions. How did you meet Mung?" James said.
"I've known ow, Mung for as ow, long as I can ow, remember!" Chowder said.
"What are your comments on Panini begin the last character on your show?" Jessica asked.
"I have my own ow, show!" Chowder yelled.
"I can't believe Endive's apprentice beat my apprentice." Mung growled.
"I'm okay, but make sure the blue meanie doesn't say anything to me!" Sadie said walking in.
"BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!" Mung and K'nuckles said at the same thing.
"Well, we have some clips for some of you guys." James said.
"We'll show these clips after the break!" Jo said, "REVIEW! OR I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND GIVE YOU A CAN OF SORRY!"
"I'll break the camera until the break." Jessica said as she pulled the sniper and shot the camera.
Listen to Jo! She is serious!
