Crash bandicoot episode II
-Crashing threw a won whores slay

Crash was itching, he Rash.

"Walloping Wumpa fruit, I am itching."

Crash had decided that even though puraluver69 was his sister, he would cyber with her anyways, because Crash was a little fucked in the head and lacked many proper morals. Coco was screaming in orgasm in the other room. Crash was chewing bubble gum. Crash stuck the bubble gum to the bottom of his computer desk. Crash had trolled'm self! Crash had a half life 2 poster. His steam game collection was massive and untouched. Like his dick.

Tiny tiger was bored. Tiny was tiger was waiting for his challenger. Tiny was tiger was pk'ing some noobs who wondered too far in the wildie.

"Wheres crash, I want fight."

Tiny was tiger was bored. I'm bored.

Coco bandicoot just had her first cyber assisted orgasm, and was in a big rush to go brag to her brother about it. When coco opened crashes bedroom door, she was surprised at what she saw. She saw it all right, the whole 9/10 yards. It was crashes My little pony collection, and he was stroking pewdie pony pie with his massive fucking cock. Crash still had his runescape screen open, and Coco was able to see the truth.

"WAHOO" Yelled Crash as he awkwardly came all over Aku-Aku.

Coco screamed in horror at what had just happened.

"Omigosh!"

Crash was freaking the fuck out, he just dosed so much heroin in his bandi-bloodstream.

"N-n-no sis come back! Its not what it aaaa fuck yeah it is but that's normal ok? But it felt good so stop whinning you I'll kill you little whore."

Crash ran outside. He was surrounded by a group of police man under the command of Aku-Aku who was still dripping wet.

"Halt stop put your hands up your under arrest for fucking your sistercoot over the webicoot."

"AAAAAAAA it was him!"

Crash pointed to a mysterious figure. It was the annoying orange.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Crash! Hey Crash hey!"

Crash ate the orange, and had explosive diarihha, this was the perfect thing to distract the coppers and make his escape.

"Grrrr! That sick bandicoot is annoying!"

Dr Neopets Cortex was working on his latest invention. If he could complete the membership code generator machine, he would never have to pay Jagex a singe penny to enjoy all the members features on rs. However, he was also disgusted by Crash cyber fuck/sexing his sister because it was CORTAX who was in love with Coco.

"I will see to it that someday we are related bandicoot! But for now, I have my own plan!"

Cortex went to an internet café in hopes to find and hire an assassin. Amongst all the people playing League Of Legends, he found one person playing Runescape. And it wasn't any old random person either. It was Cortexes old college roommate and former partner in crime, Dr N. Dre.

"Dre! My favorite Dr! I must ask a favor of you!"

Dr Dre tilted his shades to look cortex in the eyes.

"This better be important Neo, I got some castle wars to win."
"Oh but it is! It appears that Crash Bandicoot has been forcing his sister to cyber with him using his level 80 woodcutting! But you see, I stand no chance against fighting his account without a membership! And that's where you come in Dre! If you could manage to somehow defeat the Bandicoot while talking down to him, then he might re-consider his life's value, and kill himself!"
"Nigga that's just plain fucked. But why don't you just buy your own goddamn membership and kill him yourself?"
"I'll give you these rare crystals."
"Consider the Bandicoot, a 'Banned'icoot!"

WILL CRASH? WILL AKU-AKU PUT CRASH IN JAIL? WILL DR DRE KEEP PAYING FOR WIFI AT THE AIRPORT? WHO IS DR N GIN AND TONIC?

NEXT TIME

ON

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH BANDICOOT ADVENTURES

Fuck you all for reading this I hope you get aids and die