"Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Nia's Q and A with the Wicked characters!" Nia smiled.
"It's been a while," Elphaba said.
"And we're still underwater!" Glinda said.
"And Lindsay, Alli and Derek left," Fiyero frowned.
Nia sighed. "I know and I'm sorry. Let's get started, shall we? Our first review comes from TheWickedrae, who says, Lol you've updated a lot since last time I reviewed... I actually tried to add you guys on Skype Lol COOOL! WE'RE UNDERWATER! *Turns into a mermaid like in h2o* great now I can't sit in my seat... anyways... *swims into stag and floats next to Nia* I brought some cake... you probably don't want to eat it now though... *throws it over shoulder* Okay since we're under water, Imma ask some water-based questions. Glinda if you were/are a mermaid would you be one like in pirates of the Caribbean or H2o just add water? Elphaba, siren or enchantress? Who else hates Justin Bieber? Melena, what's the best time at the beach you've ever had? Fiyero... hm... Sorry for kicking your butt at jet skiing... but I'm really competitive truce? Somebody say a whole sentence in Spanish... I don't know why... but meh... *turns on random star machine* Underwater Dance party? EVERYONE IN THE ROOM DANCE! *Turns on top 10 hits and dances* Bye XD *swims back to seat*"
"H2O," Glinda answered.
"Um… siren. I read about them. They're really mysterious," Elphaba smiled.
Everyone raised their hands. "I liked him better when he was a cute 12 year old boy singing "Baby"," Nia answered, then blushed. "Did I just say that out loud?"
"You did," the Wizard chuckled.
"Um… well… I've never been to the beach," Melena blushed.
"We'll just have to change that, won't we?" Nia smiled.
"¿Por qué tenemos que hablar en español?" Fiyero asked.
"I don't know," Nia answered.
"DANCE PARTY!" Glinda screamed. "But wait! We're still underwater! We can't dance!"
Nia clapped her hands twice and everyone was back in the studio, completely dry. "DANCE PARTY!" she shouted as she started to do the "Elphie Dance" from "Dancing Through Life". "Okay," she said. "Getting back down to business. Our next review comes from NellytheActress, who… oh boy."
"What is it? Does she still hate me?" Elphaba asked.
"Nelly says, and I quote, I wanna hug! *Runs up to Nia and hugs her really tight* GROUP HUG! Elphaba, Biq, Morrible and The Wizard stay back, I don't want hugs from you. Okay back to your seats people I don't wanna make Nia mad and crowds scare me... *releases Nia from her miserable and bone crushing hug* Okay, um, I need somewhere to sit. *Makes Nia snap her fingers and a couch appears* Not exactly what a I had in mind but you needed one in here :) *lays on couch* is it okay if I take a nap? Fine I'll just stand or... *runs over to Nia and sits on her lap* Hahaha. I hope I don't break your legs or else you'd have to use a wheelchair like Nessa. Nowwwww for the questions/dares! *Claps hands and jumps up and down on Nia's lap* Am I giving you a hard time, Nia? Good *pinches Nia's cheeks* Okay, ehm, Elphaba, why are you GREEN? Why not purple or oooooh! PINK! Yea, Nia make Elphaba pink, hehehe. Question to everyone (including Nia), do I laugh too much? Am I mean? ANSWER NOW AND IT BETTER BE NICE! Oooops, sorry, didn't mean to make you deaf to Nia. *Pinches Nia's cheeks again* Aren't you so cute? Another everyone question, am I creepy? And isn't Nia SO cute? EEEEP, Nia can you get me some coffee? I'm not hyper enough yet. *Bounces on Nia's lap again* Your SOOOO nice to let me be here. Most people say I'm too mental. I don't think so, do you? That was a question to you all. I HAVE A DARE! Every one has to wear green, including Elphaba. Nia, could I stay up here and make your leg sore? Please? I don't wanna go back to my seat. My sister is being mean over there. Why did I have to sit next to her?! I mean really... So I get to stay? Yes, no? Say yes? Please? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!? *Smiles awkwardly*"
"Really, Nelly?" Nia asked in an incredulous tone, looking at the redheaded girl in her lap.
"What?" Nelly asked innocently.
"Stop pinching my cheeks!"
"No!"
"NOW!"
"No!"
"And I'm not cute! I'm adorable," Nia smirked.
"No you're not!"
"I never said you could stay! Go back to your seat, Nelly!"
"I don't wanna!"
"GO!"
"You're not creepy at all, Nelly," Glinda smiled.
"Thanks, Glinda!" Nelly smiled, jumping off Nia's lap and running to give the blonde witch a hug.
"I'm not wearing green," Elphaba frowned. "Or pink."
"You have to!" Nelly protested.
"She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to," Nia said, sticking up for the emerald witch.
Elphaba smiled. "Thank you."
"You're no fun," Nelly pouted.
"I know. Now go back to your seat," Nia said, dramatically pointing to the audience. Nelly mumbled a few words under her breath and got up and went back to her seat.
"Next, we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says, Alright guys, I'm going to get right to the questions this time (not because I have nothing to say to you but because a I have too much to say and if I start I won't stop...). Frex and Morrible; what do you think would be a fitting epitaph on your gravestone? Fiyero, have you ever written Elphaba a song? We know you have a good voice (dancing through liiiiiiiiiiife) so sing it now! Elphaba; you're hosting a dinner party and much invite three famous people, who would you choose and why? (No choosing the wicked cast they're already here!) Nessa; have you ever wondered what it would be like to put your chair on a roller coaster track and just see what happens? Boq; recite a monologue. Go. That's all Nia, update soon!"
"Um…" Frex looked down at his feet.
"I…" Morrible muttered.
Glinda whispered something to Elphaba, who immediately broke into a crackle.
"Is there something you would like to share with us?" Morrible hissed.
"N-No," Elphaba whispered, calming down.
"Actually, I have written Elphaba many songs," Fiyero smiled proudly.
"AWW," the crowd exclaimed.
"Um… I suppose I would invite President Obama, Oprah Winfrey and Idina Menzel," Elphaba said, seriously thinking about it.
"Good answer," Nia asked, smiling about the last one.
"Um… no. I never really thought about it," Nessa blushed.
"To be, or not to be. That is the question," Boq said, proudly standing up and reciting the entire monologue.
"So poetic," Nia said, placing her hand over her heart as the audience clapped. "Next we have Wickedly Hope Pancake, who says OZMAZING EPISODE NELLY! LOL, everybody was underwater! :D LOL. Aaaanyway...stuff for them to do...um...Oh! Elphaba, teach Rainy the words to "What is this Feeling" and have her sing it to Morrible! Wizard, you have to kiss Morrible! Glinda, you will now be dubbed as GAHlinda for the rest of the episode! *Wicked witch cackle* Boq, here's a cookie *rolls in giant chocolate chip cookie larger than Boq* Fiyero, dance something from the Nutcracker! All of you, what is your FAVORITEST Broadway musical? Okay, that's all for now! TTFN, Ta-Ta-For-Now! :P"
"NELLY? I thought you name was Nia," Fiyero asked, looking at the teenager sitting behind the desk.
"She means Nelly's idea of having all of us underwater," Nia said, casually cleaning her glasses with the ends of her hot pink skirt.
"She actually knows the words. She sang it to Morrible during our very long break," Elphaba said, casting a quick glance at Nia. "It was actually pretty funny."
"Reference!" Nia shouted out.
"Eww, no," the Wizard said, giving Morrible a look of disgust.
"You have to do it," Nia said.
"No I don't!"
"You do if I say you do. Now DO IT!"
Groaning, the Wizard leaned over and kissed Morrible cheek.
"No, no, no!" Nia cried. "On the lips!"
"What?!"
"You heard me!"
Morrible turned and pursed her lips, making her look even more like a fish. Closing his eyes, the Wizard leaned forward and kissed Morrible on the lips for a good five seconds.
"Yuck!" he groaned once they pulled away.
Nia gave him a glass of Ginger Ale and continued with the interview.
"I have to be Galinda again?" G(a)linda asked.
"Yes," Nia nodded.
"Okay," Galinda smiled.
"Wow! Thanks!" Boq said, smiling at the very large cookie.
Fiyero got up and started to dance. The crowd cheered as he did a grand plié.
Everyone said their assortment of Broadway musicals, from Wicked, to Pippin, to If/Then, Cinderella and the Lion King.
"Now we have I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity, who says, Well, thank you for letting me co-host this episode, Nia! It's been fun. I don't have any questions, dares, etc. this chapter. :( but here are some cupcakes!"
"YAY! Cupcakes!" Galinda smiled.
"Thanks, Sydney!" Nia smiled as she grabbed a chocolate cupcake with pink icing.
"Who's next?" Fiyero asked, green icing all over his face.
"Here," Elphaba said. She lifted her hand and began to wipe icing off of Fiyero's cheek.
"Next, we have Doglover645," Nia said, swallowing her cupcake. "Welcome to the show! She says, So awesome! Elphie, have you ever met Elsa of Arendelle? ;) I want a flying signed broom! Glinda: When you first saw Elphaba, what was the first word that popped into your head? Same for you, Elphaba. What ever you do...DON'T LET ANYONE PLAY FLAPPY BIRD! DON'T GIVE ELPHIE FLAPPY BIRD! Why does she keep saying "horrors"? I guess "pink" is better than "horrors"... OMG I am fangirling over Elphaba singing Let it Go!"
"Huh?" Boq frowned in confusion.
"These are her reviews over the course of the interview. I'm just doing them all at once to save time," Nia clarified.
"Well, not personally, but I always hear people, and by people, I mean Nia, talking about our similarities."
"And there are so many," Nia smiled.
"Green," Galinda answered.
"Blonde," Elphaba said, giving her friend a small smile. "And what's Flabby Bird?"
"Nothing you need to know," Nia said. She finally got Elphaba over her electronics addition, and she didn't want to go back there.
"I'll get the broom!" Nia smiled. She ran backstage and returned a few seconds later with a broom and pink and green sharpies. "Sign away," she said, giving the broom to the two witches.
Elphaba and Glinda signed the broom. "You can pick up your broom after the show," Nia announced to Doglover645. "Next, we have woodland59, who says I dare the Frozen cast to come in! Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Hans, Olaf, Sven… you name it! Stay for the episode and answer some questions…please? Elphaba: How long did you like Fiyero BEFORE the Lion Cub? Come on, we all know you did… Glinda: I dare you to watch Les Misreables the movie. WITHOUT crying. Nessa: I dare you to kiss Boq. Fiyero: I dare you to throw Rainy up in the air RIGHT IN FRONT OF ELPHABA."
"No, no more guests!" Nia said.
"But –" woodland59 shouted from the audience.
"NO!"
"Fine!"
"Good!"
"Um… probably at the Ozdust," Elphaba blushed.
"Aww," Nia sighed with the crowd.
"Glin?" Elphaba asked, turning around.
A loud wailing sound came from backstage.
"I sent her to start watching the movie a little early," Nia explained.
"Galinda, the review says without crying!" Fiyero shouted.
"Shut up, Fifi!" Galinda shouted. A pink stiletto came hurling from offstage and narrowly missed Fiyero's head.
"Okay!" Nessa smiled, standing up and giving Boq a kiss on the lips.
Boq groaned and Nessa quickly slapped him upside the head.
"Rainy's backstage taking a nap. Apparently, being underwater for an entire episode really wore her out," Nia explained, turning to her next review. "Now we have Peter1312, who says, Okay, let's include the tickle torture at some point, also, Dorothy, nice to see that you now know what it means for an animal to be put down okay now for some dares. Dorothy, I dare you to give Toto to one of the viewers for an entire episode you'll have to choose one of the people who right in at the end of the episode which this is featured in and then the next episode Toto will be given to them until the end, also seriously given the choice I say you should just go with the tickle torture its way better than the alternative from the previous episode. Morrible, I dare you to try dancing like a professional, I'll give you three episodes to learn something *looks at his watch* oh look at the time I have to get back to my fanfictions here's a giant cupcake for everyone."
"We can do the tickle torture now," Nia smiled as two security guards wheeled a giant contraption onto the stage. "Thanks, boys!"
The guards nodded and went back offstage. Nia motioned for Dorothy to step into the machine.
"I don't know about- HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dorothy laughed as Nia turned the machine on.
"I think we're good," Nia said after a few minutes. She turned the machine off, but Dorothy was still laughing.
"Uh… Dorothy? Nia turned the machine off," Elphaba pointed out.
"I… k-know," Dorothy said, gasping for air. "A-And I have to give away Toto?"
"I'll make sure he's in good hands," Nia smiled.
Morrible grumbled something under her breath. "What was that, Morrible?" Nia asked, glaring at the much-hated witch.
"Nothing," Morrible mumbled.
"Good. Next we have Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero, who says, Aaaw Nia you felt asleep *giggles* well I only have a few things to say: can Alli, Derek, Lindsay and Nia finally sign my broom? *Does her best puppy eyes smiling* and I want to know what gift you got and what flavor your figure of my cake was! And Fiyero *blushes and smiles* don't worry that you don't dance thought life anymore... Oh and before I forget it Nia I made you t-shirt *Takes it out and in the t-shirt says, "Keep calm and love Nia"* and I think that's all! Tata for now!"
"Thankfully, I had Lindsay, Alli and Derek sign a few brooms before they left, just in case," Nia smiled, pulling out the broom. She took out her purple sharpie and signed her name on the broom handle. "You can pick up your broom after the episode. I think Alli's was strawberry and Lindsay and Derek's were chocolate. Thanks again for the cake!"
"Cake?" Galinda asked, coming back onstage.
"Hey. How was the movie?" Nia asked.
"Sad," Galinda frowned, slumping back into her seat.
"Aww! Thank you so much!" Nia smiled as she lifted up the shirt. "I'll go put it on right now!" The teenager ran off stage and returned a few minutes later in her new T-shirt. "Next, we have Elphabalover101, who says, Okay, I finally came up with some questions and dares! Actually, both of them are for Nessa. Nessa, how did you feel when you found out Step By Step wasn't gonna be in Wicked? I mean, seriously! It was suppose to be a bigger song then Wicked Witch of the East, and they never put it in the show! That must have really upset you. Okay, here's my dare! Nessa, since you never got to sing Step By Step in Wicked, I dare you to sing it right here for everyone to hear!"
"Well, it was my big song, and I really liked it. I'm sad they didn't keep it in the musical. And Nia's looking up the lyrics."
"You forgot them?" Boq asked.
"Well, it's been a while," Nessa defended herself.
"Um… bad news. I can't seem to find the lyrics," Nia frowned. (I really did try to look up the lyrics, but can't find them)
"Aww," the audience whined.
"Sorry," Nia apologized. "Next we have Chanty420. Welcome to the show! She says, Hey Nia! So I'm finally able to think of some questions/dares to ask... To everyone: What's your favorite fanfic in the Wicked fandom so far?
Elphaba: What's your favorite character trait of Elsa?
Glinda: If your hair was another color, what would you want it to be?
Boq: Would you rather be stuck in a room with Morrible or Fiyero for the rest of the day? (Nia, it's just the question. He's not going to do it)
Nessa: What is your favorite characteristic of Nia?
Fiyero: I dare you to dye your hair for two whole episodes a mix of green and blue. Let's see how everyone reacts to this.
And...
To Nia: You're such an amazing author! I wish we could co-write something together in the future.
To everyone except Morrible (Don't worry, Dorothy, I'm giving you something) free credit cards. Ask Nia on how you should use them:)) That's all. Bye!"
"Um… we like all of them. It's really hard to decide," Elphaba admitted. Everyone nodded in agreement. "And I like the fact that Elsa really strong and determined to do whatever it takes to keep her sister safe."
"Like I said, the similarities are real," Nia fangirl squeaked.
"I love my blonde hair. I wouldn't want it to be any other color," Galinda said proudly, tossing her hair over her shoulder.
"Fiyero," Boq said without hesitation.
"I'm flattered," Fiyero said, patting Boq on the back.
"Well, she's funny and really nice," Nessa smiled. Nia blushed.
"If she likes you," Morrible muttered.
"What was that, fish?" Nia growled.
"Nothing," Morrible muttered.
"That's what I thought," Nia said as she grabbed the blue and green hair dye from her desk. "Come on, Princey!"
Grumbling, Fiyero stood up and followed Nia. They returned a few hours later, Fiyero's hair a greenish-turquoise color.
"What took so long?" Elphaba asked, struggling to hold in her laughter.
"I had to die Fiyero's hair blonde first so the colors wouldn't get messed up," Nia snickered, sitting back down behind her desk.
Galinda, Nessa, the Wizard, Boq, Elphaba and Nia were all dying of laughter. Frex just stared at him, Morrible kept her poker face and Melena didn't know what to think.
"I think it suits you, Fifi," Galinda giggled.
"How long do I have to stay like this?" Fiyero pouted.
"Two whole episode," Nia read. "And thanks, Chanty! I'm so glad you like my stories and I would love to co-write something with you in the future! And you're giving them credit cards?"
"What are credit cards?" Fiyero asked.
"I'll explain later. Right now, we have to get to our last review, which comes from Axel Treehorn (Guest). Welcome to the show! Axel says, Hi! I'm feeling a sense of insanity, so don't worry! 50 % of my sanity is slowly dying. Okay, dare: Elphaba must beat the heck out of Madame Morrible with her broomstick. MWHAHAHA! Actors, Ozians (is there a name for people in Oz?) and other characters, read shadowfang14's "The Witch of Oz" story. I want to see your reactions to it. Truth: Am I the only one who thinks Boq is totally cray cray with his love life? Does anyone have any songs stuck in their heads? Because I have "Tik Tok" stuck in my head. Also, if you can switch places with one person, who'll it be?"
Elphaba chuckled at the dare.
"Wait!" Nia called, she jumped up and pushed Elphaba and Morrible backstage before quickly returning to her seat. Screams and broom handles hitting the floor could be heard from backstage. Nia lowed a giant screen that read, "No Morribles were harmed in the making of this episode (Sadly)".
Elphaba and Morrible came back onstage and sat down. Nia clapped her hands and a large computer appeared on her desk. "Gather around, children," Nia said, beckoning everyone to gather around her to read the story.
An hour and a half later…
"Oh my Oz!"
"Was I…"
"That was…"
"But I was a…"
"I take it you all liked it," Nia smirked.
"They gender bent us," Elphaba gasped, horrified.
"I like it," Boq smiled.
"You would," Fiyero muttered.
"And no, Boq is totally cray cray in his love life… or lack thereof," Nia said.
Boq stuck out his tongue at her.
"I have "Let it Go" on constant repeat in my head," Nia admitted.
"Who doesn't?" Elphaba smiled.
"It's a really catchy song," Galinda commented, wanting to add her two cents.
Everyone said who they would want to switch places with and Nia smiled. "Well, that's all for this episode everyone. See you all real soon! BYE!"
Special thanks to TheWickedrae, NellytheActress, Elphaba'sGirl, Wickedly Hope Pancake, I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity, Doglover645, woodland59, Peter1312, Elphaba Thropp of Fiyero, Elphabalover101, Chanty420 and Axel Treehorn (Guest)