"Hello, and we are back for another episode of Nia's Q & A with the Wicked characters!" a happy voice said as the audience cheered.
"Who are you?" Elphaba asked, looking at the new girl who was sitting in Nia's chair.
"I'm Elphaba'sGirl," the girl said happily, smiling at the green girl.
"Okay… and what are you doing here?" Fiyero asked.
"I won the 'Nia' and have the privilege of helping her host this episode," Elphaba'sGirl answered.
"Where's Nia?" Nessa asked, looking around for the host.
"How should I know?" Elphaba'sGirl asked, taking out a nail file and casually filing her nails.
"I leave to use the restroom for two minutes and you already start the episode?!" Nia shouted, storming onstage. "And you're in my seat? Not cool!"
"Fine!" Elphaba'sGirl clapped her hands twice and a fluffy, emerald armchair appeared next to Nia's fluffy pink chair. "After all, pink goes good with green."
Nia sighed as she sat down in her chair. "Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nia's –"
"I already said that," Elphaba'sGirl chimed.
Nia ignored her. "First, we have Elphaba'sGirl, who –"
"I WANNA READ MY REVIEW!" the guest host shouted, snatching the papers from Nia.
"Ow! You gave me a paper cut!" Nia whined, going through her drawer for the Band-Aids. She found the Frozen Band-Aids and put on the one with Elsa on it.
"Anyway, I said, The reference was from Oz the Great and Powerful, when the monkey and Oz had that conversation about bananas!
Kay... Question time.
Fiyero: 11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Glinda: how lucky are you and why? Also, can I borrow one of your dresses?
Elphaba: Given the choice between a square pizza in a round box and a fond pizza in a square box which would you choose and why? Update soon!"
"Well… um… I don't know. Why do you always ask these types of questions?" Fiyero pouted.
"Because I want to. Now answer the question!" Elphaba'sGirl chided.
"I don't know," Fiyero huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.
"I'm very lucky," Glinda smiled, tossing her hair over her shoulder. "And sure!" The good witch waved her wand and Elphaba'sGirl was wearing a blue bubble dress.
"Awesome! Thanks, Glin!" the girl smiled.
"I wanna dress up, too. It's my interview," Nia complained.
Elphaba clapped her hands twice and Nia was poofed into the black Act II dress and witch hat.
"Thanks, Elphie!" the host smiled, jumping up and giving the emerald witch a hug.
"You're welcome, Nia," Elphaba smiled. "And… I don't know."
"Don't be like Fiyero. Just answer the question," Elphaba'sGirl frowned.
"A circle pizza in a square box," Elphaba said.
"Okay," Nia said, snatching back her reviews. "Next, we have Chanty420, who says, Yay for 'Step by Step' Oh, I didn't know they knew how to use credit cards already... anyhow onto why I really review here...
Nessa: I dare you to go without speaking for the rest of the episode. Find unique ways to respond to questions, unless it's a song so you're allowed.
Wizard: So, I'm starting to sympathize with you now, so more mango juice.
Boq: Oh, it's alright... at least the hair dye's off... here, have a cookie:) Oh and do you care to say what Elphaba didn't want to say out loud?
Glinda: *gives you a stash of pink cupcakes*
To everyone else: Here's some cake:)"
"I taught everyone in between episodes," Nia said.
"I can't talk for the rest of the episode?" Nessa pouted.
Nia nodded. "No talking. But you can sing."
"Fine," Nessa said before closing her mouth.
"Thank you!" Oscar smiled as a glass of mango juice appeared in his hand.
"And I can't," Boq said, shrinking under Nia's glare.
"I really don't feel like turning him back into a tin man, so you don't have to tell me," Nia said.
"NOOOOOOO!" Elphaba shouted as the cupcakes appeared in Glinda's lap. The blonde quickly went to work devouring them.
"And the rest of us get cake!" Elphaba'sGirl smiled, grabbing a plate as the cake appeared on Nia's desk. "And it's my turn to read the reviews. Next, we welcome WickedBrony. Hi! WickedBrony says, Hello! I'm baaaaaaack!
So, questions. These are all for reference in fanfics I'm working on.
Elphaba, how were you around curious little kids at Shiz?
Glinda, same question. She's very cute, btw!
Dillamond, also same question. I'm especially curious for you because she'skindasortalivingwithyou. Oh, and how would you react if you suddenly turned human?
And Morrible, if an employee . . . Let's say niece . . . called you scary, what would you do?"
"Um… well… people generally tried to avoid me," Elphaba shrugged.
"Okay, so let's pretend I'm a curious six year old girl and I came up to you," Nia said, skipping over to Elphaba, which was hard, considering that she was wearing the Act II dress. "What would you do?"
"And you're not repulsed by my green skin?" Elphaba asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No."
"I guess I would… talk, I guess."
"Good answer," Elphaba'sGirl smiled.
"Little children just loved me. They still do," Glinda smiled, licking the pink icing off her fingers.
"Um… Like Miss Elphaba said, I guess I would talk to them. And… human?"
"Yup," Nia nodded, looking at the review again.
"I… don't know. I… adjust?"
"We'll take it," Elphaba'sGirl said.
"And who is living with me?"
"Morrible, you're up," Nia smiled.
"I have a niece?" Morrible questioned, pursing her lips.
"Apparently. And please don't do that. You look like a fish," Elphaba'sGirl sighed.
"Like she didn't already," Elphaba muttered.
"True," Fiyero agreed.
"Well, like people haven't called me 'scary' before," Morrible spat.
"Also true," Nia admitted. "And it's my turn again. Next, we have NellytheActress." A pause and Nia continued. "Nelly says, The water thing was reference from Avatar the Last Air Bender and I don't know the Nia... Anywho, why can't they catfight? Fine! Rainy, here's a IPad so you can be one step closer to being like that green monster you call mother... I realized One Step Closer is a song from The Little Mermaid musical. Oh and Boq, your name was on the paper meaning your friends would sacrifice you to the zombies! Okay now if there was a zombie apocalypse (again) you guys (this time meaning Elphie, Fiyero, Galinda and Nia) had to sacrifice one of you, who would it be? You guys can't draw a name, you have to all agree together. CUTE, not adorable. (BTW I thought she was now GAHlinda, cuz you kept saying GLinda...)"
"They're not cat fighting because I don't want them to," Nia frowned. "And no technology for Rainy until she is… at least six years old."
Rainy giggled and bounced up and down on her father's lap and hugged her bunny.
"How old is she now?" Elphaba'sGirl asked Elphaba.
"Three and a half," Elphaba answered.
"Gee, thanks, guys," Boq deadpanned.
"That's… no," Nia said, shaking her head. "How about we sacrifice Frex?"
"HEY!" Frex yelled.
"Well, we can't sacrifice Yero because he's brainless," Nia said.
"Hey!" Fiyero frowned.
"And I like Glinda and Elphaba too much."
"Thanks, Nia," Glinda smiled.
"And I'm not getting sacrificed to zombies," Nia said. "So, that's it. That's my final answer! And I'm adorable. There's no arguing that."
"And it's Glinda now!" Glinda whined. "I changed it so people would get it right!"
"She meant in this interview," Elphaba deadpanned.
"Oh."
"Anyway, my turn," Elphaba'sGirl smiled, taking Nia's papers again. "Now we welcome… oh, Dr. Dillamond, you have a present from WickedBrony."
"I do?" Dr. Dillamond asked as Elphaba'sGirl handed him a glass of a purple liquid.
"Yup. Apparently, it's a youth potion."
Shrugging, Dr. Dillamond quickly drank the liquid. "It tastes…" Before he finished, there was a poof of purple smoke. When it cleared, everyone was gaping that the good doctor.
"Oh my," Dorothy gasped.
"Sweet Oz," Glinda whispered.
"What?" Dr. Dillamond asked, looking around at everyone.
"Um… Dr. Dillamond… you're…" Elphaba stuttered.
"Human," Nia asked as blatantly as she could. She clapped her hands and a full-length mirror appeared in front of Dr. Dillamond and he was, indeed, human.
"And you get to stay like that for the rest of the episode," Nia smiled.
"Fun for you!" Elphaba'sGirl giggled. "Now we have Doglover645. HI! She says, Omg! Thank you, Glinda! Everyone: Who is your favorite actor/actress who played you on Broadway? Nessa: Sing "Screw Loose" from "Cry Baby."
"You're welcome," Glinda smiled.
"I like Willemijn Verkaik. Her riffs are amazing!" Elphaba smiled.
Nia suddenly burst into tears. "Nia," Glinda said, hurrying over to the host. "What's wrong?"
"I-It's just that… WillemijnleftWickedonSaturdayandIwassoupset!"
"Huh?" Fiyero asked.
Nia sniffed and grabbed five tissues. "But her health comes first."
"I also think Lindsay Mendez is pretty good," Elphaba admitted.
"Pretty good?" Nia asked, raising her eyebrow and looking at Elphaba like she had just punched her in the stomach.
"Really good," Elphaba smiled.
Nia nodded in approval.
"I like Kyle Dean Massey," Fiyero smiled.
"I like Alli Mauzey. She's really funny," Glinda smiled.
"She is," Elphaba'sGirl agreed.
Nessa grabbed Elphaba's IPad and goggled a picture of Catherine Charlebois and smiled.
"I approve," Nia smiled.
"Cristy Candler has played me on since the beginning," Melena answered, a soft smile on her lips.
Everyone else gave their answers and Nia looked at Nessa to start singing. "You can sing now, Nessa."
"Didn't we already sing 'Screw Loose' in an earlier episode?" Glinda asked.
Nia nodded. "But we can sing it again. Whenever your ready, Nessa."
"Screw loose. Clinically certified. A panel of doctors try to lock me away. But until that day when they finally do-oo- "I know! Leave me alone! Gosh." I am here if you need a loo-oose screw," the younger Thropp sang.
"Well done, Nessa," Elphaba'sGirl smiled, clapping as the brunette sat back down in her seat.
"I'll take this," Nia said, taking the reviews back. "Next, we have Wickedly Hope Pancake, who says, YAAY! So awesome! And it's good that someone actually doesn't want to kill Dorothy... though she is kinda a murderer in her own respect... but lets not repeat what happened, shall we? Okay, Wizard? What was your reaction when you found out that you were a father? Elphaba, *Grabs a chair and sits down next her* HI! Will you sign my computer? (Sorry, it's the only thing I could think of on such short notice. I do have a pencil, but you couldn't really sign that...oh well!) Glinda! Here's a dog! *Hands you Bruiser from Legally Blonde* Oh, and I also want you to sing something from Legally Blonde the musical too! Doesn't matter what, just something! Oh, and Fiyero and Boq, you now have to switch clothes! *Sits down in the audience* Okay! That's all!"
"Anymore," Nia said.
"What?" Dorothy asked.
"We don't want to kill you… anymore."
"Um… thank you, I think."
"You're welcome. Oscar, you're up first."
"Well, I found out that I had a daughter and that I tried to have her liquidated at the same time," Oscar admitted. "So… not really good."
"Sure," Elphaba said, grabbing a sharpie and signing the computer.
"YAY! Thank you, Elphie!" Wickedly Hope Pancake said, bouncing up and down in her chair.
"DOGGIE!" the blonde smiled as Bruiser ran on the stage and jumped into the blonde's arms.
"Did Elle say you could borrow him?" Nia asked, looking at the guest on the stage.
"Not… exactly," Wickedly Hope Pancake shrugged.
Nia handed Galinda a sheet of paper and went on her ITunes. "Start singing, Glin!" she called as the music started.
What you want, Warner, what you want is me. But you need to see me in a brand new domain. Well, it's plain, Warner, in a different setting you will see you're getting all of this, plus a brain. I'll meet you there in Harvard with a book in my hand. Big sturdy book, big wordy book, full of words I'll understand. And right, there is where you'll see it too. Warner what you want is right in front of you!" Glinda sang.
Elphaba'sGirl clapped her hands twice and Fiyero and Boq switched clothing. "And you're staying like that for the rest of the episode."
Fiyero and Boq grumbled something under their breaths.
"What was that?" Nia asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing," both men said, quickly shaking their heads.
"That's what I thought," Nia smirked. "Next we have ExoticPeachBlossom, who says, Very hilarious episode El Hurricane Nia. The above reference was from Oz the Great and Powerful."
"Hey, it was my turn," Elphaba'sGirl whined.
"It was just a quick review. And you're right!" Nia smiled.
"El Hurricane Nia?" Elphaba questioned.
Nia nodded. "I create hurricanes when I'm angry."
"What?"
"I… create… hurricanes… when… I'm… angry," Nia said slowly.
"No you don't. You just get angry and threaten to –" Boq started.
"Do you wanna test me?" Nia asked. "Because I can easily turn you back into a tin man. And we don't want that, now do we?"
"No," Boq said meekly.
"Good. And… at least I do in Psycho Therapy," Nia admitted after a while.
"What's that?" Elphaba asked.
"Elphaba, remember? I told you."
"Well, obviously, I don't remember. Or else I would have asked you."
"Touché. I'll let you read it. I don't do spoilers."
"Could've fooled me," Boq muttered.
"Don't test me, Munchkin," Nia said through clenched teeth, glaring at Boq.
"My turn!" Elphaba'sGirl said stubbornly, grabbing the reviews from Nia. "And I get to do two in a row!"
"No, you don't," Nia protested.
Ignoring her, Elphaba'sGirl continued. "We have HeartofInk22500. Welcome back! She says, Hiya guys I'm back! First off—I'm actually confused by now if Boq is still tin or not. So uh, if he's still tin can he have a change back? At least for the two episodes? Pleeeease? Also, Morrible, you are now a Chihuahua until someone says otherwise. Have fun with that. And Fiyero, I don't have any questions or anything for you right now, so go give Boq a piggy back ride until I'm done, please. Anyway, down to business. Wizard, I couldn't help but notice when you first saw Elphaba (right before Sentimental Man and Defying Gravity) you didn't even hesitate that she was green. It seemed like it wasn't even a big deal or it wasn't the first thing you noticed… why was that? Did Morrible tell you ahead of time or did the green not make a difference to you? Elphaba, did you know there was a scrapped verse in No Good Deed? It went like this—"Unlimited… the damage is unlimited… to everyone I have tried to help or tried to love, and lucky Fiyero, you're the latest victim of my long, long list of harm, my fray of distress, when I tried making good, all I made was a mess, destructiveness, alright yes, you could call it… limitless" So… what's your opinion on the scrapped verse? Hey Nia, I have a quick question for you too! Who did you prefer, Fiyero from the musical, or Fiyero from the books, and why? Glinda, since Elphaba ran off before you could finish her make-over the night you two became friends, why don't you go finish that up now? And be sure to use a lot of pink, too! (Evil laugh) Hmm… (Whispers to Nessa) Go run over Fiyero's foot with your wheelchair while he's holding Boq. I want to see if he'll drop him on his head. Hmm, oh, idea! Someone cast a truth spell on Elphaba (or something that prevents lying) and everyone can ask her a question. Nia included. I don't hate you Elphie, seriously you're my idol, but I'm eventually giving everyone a hard time, just doing yours before I think of something worse. That's all, peace out! (And Nia, I'm loving this story. Keep up the awesomeness.)"
"Thank you! And thanks for the shout-out in your Q & A fic!" Nia smiled. "And Boq is human. Unless he continues to annoy me, then things will change pretty quickly."
Elphaba'sGirl snapped her fingers and Morrible turned into a Chihuahua.
"Two Bruisers!" Glinda giggled.
"ARF!" Morrible barked.
"Anyone here speak dog?" Nia asked, looking around.
"WOOF!" Toto barked.
"Well, we can't understand him. Anyone else?" Elphaba'sGirl asked. "Yes? No? Okay."
"What?" Fiyero asked, looking at Boq.
"You heard her. Give Boq a piggy back ride," Nia laughed.
"I don't want a piggy back ride," Boq complained.
"Nobody asked you what you wanted. Now do it!" Elphaba'sGirl commanded.
Boq climbed onto Fiyero's back and the two men walked around the stage for five minutes.
"Okay, that's enough. We can't have Boq throwing Fiyero's back out," Nia said, allowing them to stop.
"Thank you!" Fiyero sighed in relief.
"Morrible told me ahead of time at Miss Elphaba had a… verdigris," Oscar said.
"I was wondering if she did," Elphaba said, looking at Morrible, who was scratching her ear with her hind leg. "I mean… I knew she wrote to you, but I thought it was just about my magic. Then again, she would have had to mention something about the green."
"I like it," Elphaba said, listening to the scrapped verse. "It really describes how I was feeling."
"Um…" Nia said, thinking about her question. "I like… both. I just feel sorry for book verse Fiyero because something happens to him and he's not even at Shiz for twenty minutes."
"What happens?" Elphaba'sGirl asked curiously.
"No spoilers. But musical verse Fiyero… I just like Dancing Through Life, and those light tan tight pants. And 'As Long As Your Mine."
"No," Elphaba said tightly.
"C'mon, Elphie. Please?" Glinda pouted.
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Ple-"
Elphaba'sGirl snapped her fingers and pink makeup appeared in Glinda's lap. "There."
"YES!" Glinda cheered as she jumped up and went to work on her best friend.
Nessa smirked evilly as she ran backstage. She emerged a few seconds later in her wheelchair and quickly wheeled over to a distracted Fiyero.
"YELP!" Fiyero shouted as Nessa ran over his foot. "Nessa, what the heck was that for?"
Nessa smiled and shrugged nonchalantly as she stood up.
"No lying spell it is," Nia said, snapping her fingers.
Elphaba fidgeted uncomfortably in her seat. "Now what?"
"I'll go first," Glinda said. "Elphie, do you really like pink?"
"It's okay," Elphaba said before she could stop herself. "What in Oz…"
"Me next!" Fiyero chirped. "Fae, what's your favorite thing about me?"
"The way you look in your tight, light tan pants." Elphaba gasped. Fiyero snickered and Nia and Elphaba'sGirl were on the floor, laughing. "Nia, undo this spell right now!" the enraged emerald witch shouted at the host.
"I'm loving this way too much," Nia cackled. "My turn. Elphie, if you date anyone other than Fiyero, who would it be?"
"I wouldn't want to date anyone other than Fiyero," Elphaba answered.
"Yup, this truth spell was a success," Nia said, smiling at the Vinkun prince.
Everyone else asked their questions and Elphaba answered them honestly. Not that she had a choice, or anything. "Can we please undo this spell now?" Elphaba asked impatiently.
"Sure," Elphaba'sGirl smiled, gladly undoing the spell.
"Thank you."
"No problem. Next we welcome Axel Treehorn (Guest). Hello!"
"I never said you could do two in a row," Nia said, reaching for the papers.
"You got to!" Elphaba'sGirl protested.
"It's my show!"
"Anyway, Axel Treehorn says, Elphaba, what do you feel about FiyeroxMary Sue? Wizard, well… I still hate you. *Slaps you with a herring a few more times* Boq, FACE IT! Glinda doesn't like you and never will! Get over it! Nessa, I totally ship Bessa! Glinda, if you're weirded by the Gloq stories, then just write Boq/brick story."
"Who's Mary Sue?" Elphaba asked, narrowing her eyes at Fiyero.
"Beats me," Fiyero shrugged.
"A Mary Sue is an OC who's so perfect, it ruins the story," Nia answered.
"Fae's the only girl for me," Fiyero smiled, kissing Elphaba's cheek.
"Fiyero, it's not your question," Elphaba'sGirl frowned. "And we know. We would never try to break up the Fiyeraba."
"I don't really know," Fiyero said.
The girls sighed. "Fine."
"OW! Why do you hate me?" Oscar frowned.
"I GET IT, OKAY!" Boq shouted.
"Boq, no shouting," Nia admonished.
"Writing is… so much work," Glinda sighed.
"You're telling me," Nia muttered.
Nessa gladly nodded at the reviewer's choice of pairings.
"Give me the papers!" Nia said, taking the papers back and flipping the page. "Next we have Fandomsforinfinity. Welcome to the show! Fandomsforinfinity said, Omg omo Morrible's eating fish. Doesn't that make her a cannibal? Hi! I'm here again muahaha! So… yeah. *Wraps Elphaba in a blanket and gives her hot chocolate* Wait, you know what? HOT CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE! YAY! Except for the fish. She can have another sandwich. And the Wizard only gets a half of a cup. YAY HOT CHOCOLATE!"
"There's more," Elphaba'sGirl said, turning the page.
"We'll do the rest later since I'm going in order," Nia said. "First order of business. Morrible?"
"ARF!"
"Fine!" Nia snapped and Morrible was human again.
"When was this?" Morrible frowned.
"Episode 4."
"Then no."
"YAY! Hot chocolate!" everyone cheered as they got a mug, except for Morrible, who got another sandwich, which she gladly accepted.
"Now we have spiritwarrior27," Elphaba'sGirl read in between sips of hot chocolate. "Spiritwarrior27 says, Dorothy: hey, I showed sympathy long ago! If you saw a youth theater performance of the wizard of Oz, would it be just weird, now that you know Elphaba's story?
Elphaba: I love how you advertised the water to Elphaba'sGirl. You know that was a reference to my fave avatar ep, right? On that note...
Rainy: Say this, with feeling: "It's a GIANT. MUSHROOM. Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" Thank you.
Myvisionisdying: WAR! What is it good for?! WAR! TOPANGA: Good god you all! Me: O_O... LOL!
Axeltreehorn: let's invite the farm hands too!"
"I guess it would be a little weird, now that I know that I didn't melt her," Dorothy said.
"I remember that!" Elphaba'sGirl smiled. "She could have done better, but I decided to accept it."
"Mushierwoom!" Rainy shouted, giggling. "Fwiendwly!"
"Close enough," Nia nodded. "Next we have TheWickedrae, who says, When I didn't see my review I kinda freaked out for a moment Lol. *Walks onto stage and pulls up a chair next to Nia* Nessa that was beautiful, it's so sad they cut that. I would've loved to her it over and over again *Is having a stare down with Rainy and looses* Come on! I can't have just been beat at a starring contest by Rainy and have won a Jet Ski contest with Fiyero! What?! How does that even make sense?! Boq. I officially don't-exactly-hate-you anyway more. O.O YAY! I GET TO POST A CROSSOVER! MY FIRST REALLY REAL CROSSOVER! After I finish my story... BUT STILL! I just realized I write the longest reviews. XD Glinda, can I finish braiding your hair? Morri, can you show us a picture of you as a teenager? Pleaaaaasssseee? *Sits next to her with puppy dog eyes* I'll stare at you like this all episode and poke you if you don't... which is really creepy for me to say actually... Melena, I'm taking you to the beach... actually I'm taking you all to the beach. And Nia of course. And Imma record it, then Nia has to show it to everyone else when we get back. Nia can you have Will come up here and join me, cause I'm actually going to meet her this summer so yea. Fiyero, what's your Idea of a great party? I'm sure we all know already *nudges Nia* huh huuh? Elphaba- *sees the flappy bird* O.O who gave you that again? was it Nia ooooorrrr I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity? *Stares at the two* WHO? Boq, do the hokey pockey. I dunno why... it just... seemed like a random Idea... which is TOTALLY HOW I ROLL! Glinda what's the best dance you've ever taught Elphie? show it to us! *Is scamming through revision* soooooooooooooo... this story has 26 episodes... *Buys all of them off Oz dust boutique* I'm going to my room... to watch them all... at once... Lol! Anyway guys here are some cupcakes, a double chocolate with extra sprinkles for Rainy and peace out! XOXO"
Rainy giggled as the older girl grunted in frustration. "You funny!"
"You've achieved something," Nia smiled.
"Horary for me," TheWickedrae deadpanned. Not waiting for Glinda to answer her question, TheWickedrae ran over to her and continued to do her hair.
"Don't call me Morri," Morrible frowned. "And I don't have a picture."
"You're parents didn't want one?" Elphaba'sGirl asked.
"No."
"Oh."
"BEACH TIME!" Fiyero shouted, ripping off his shirt and pants to reveal swim trunks and a hairless chest.
"Oh Oz," Elphaba groaned, face palming.
Nia and Elphaba'sGirl were on the floor laughing, again. "I. Am. So. Done!" Nia cackled as she watched Fiyero strike a pose and kiss his bisects.
"Crying!" Elphaba'sGirl squeaked, wiping a tear from her eye.
"Yero, put your shirt back on!" Elphaba admonished, hitting Fiyero in the face with his shirt.
"Technically, its Boq's shirt," Fiyero said, still flexing his muscles.
"Sassy," Glinda muttered, still laughing.
Nia clapped her hands and Fiyero and Boq were back in their normal clothing.
"But… those are your swim trunks," Elphaba said. "If you switched clothes with Boq…"
"Never mind," Fiyero said, shaking his head.
"Well…" Nia said, thinking about it.
"Please?" TheWickedrae asked, briefly pausing in doing Glinda's hair.
"Okay. But just for a little while," Nia said, clapping her hands. A tall woman with light brown hair and piercing blue-green eyes stood on the center of the stage. She was wearing a light blue button down dress and brown combat boots. The audience cheered and the woman took a step back, her eyes wide as she wondered where she was.
"Willemijn!" Nia, Elphaba'sGirl and TheWickedrae shouted, all running towards Willemijn at once and hugging her. "Hi," Nia said, looking up at the Dutch actress.
"Ah… hi," Willemijn said, smiling down at the young girl. "Um… where am I?"
"On the set of Nia's Q & A with the Wicked characters," Elphaba'sGirl said nonchalantly.
"What?" Willemijn asked.
"It's so nice to meet you!" TheWickedrae smiled, squeezing Willemijn.
"Dude, don't squeeze her!" Elphaba'sGirl said, trying to pull the girl away.
"Oh, sorry," TheWickedrae said sheepishly, slowly releasing the Dutch actress.
"It's okay," Willemijn smiled.
"Oh, there's someone we want you to meet," Nia said, jumping up and taking the Elphaba's hand. "Willemijn, this is Elphaba. Elphie, this is Willemijn. She played you in Holland, Germany, Broadway, and the West End. So, that's four countries and three and a half languages."
"Three and a half?" Elphaba'sGirl questioned.
"The British accent," Nia clarified.
"How does that count as a half?" TheWickedrae asked.
"Never mind," Nia sighed, not in the mood to explain her theory. She gently pushed the emerald girl towards Willemijn. Willemijn surprised the green girl with a genuine smile. Elphaba smiled back. Willemijn looked over the green girl's shoulder and frowned in confusion.
"Ah… why is there a shirtless guy sitting over there?" she asked, pointing at Fiyero.
Elphaba turned around and scowled. "Yero, I told you to put your shirt back on!"
"When did you take it off again?" Nia asked.
"When no one was paying attention," Fiyero answered, putting on sunglasses.
"We have guests!" Elphaba hissed. "It's improper."
"We are guests!" Fiyero argued.
"She meant Willemijn," Nia said, slowly shaking her head.
"Here!" Elphaba said, handing Fiyero his shirt. "And keep it on."
"Fine!" Fiyero hissed, putting his shirt back on.
"Good boy," Elphaba smiled, kissing his nose.
"Okay, this has been fun, but we need to keep moving on. It was nice having you on the show, Will," Elphaba'sGirl smiled.
"Thanks," Willemijn smiled.
"Wait! Can we have a photo-op before you go?" TheWickedrae asked, taking out her phone.
Willemijn laughed. "Sure."
"YAY!" the girls said as they took photos with Willemijn and photos with her and the Wicked characters.
"Bye, Will!" everyone on the stage smiled as the waved to Willemijn. The Dutch actress gave them a quick wave before vanishing.
"Okay, more questions," Elphaba'sGirl said.
"My idea of a great party; lots of food and, of course, dancing," Fiyero smiled.
"It was Elphabalover101," Nia frowned. "She gave Elphie the Flappy Bird."
"I've never taught Elphie a dance. The only time we danced together was that night at the Ozdust," Glinda said.
Everyone got their cupcakes and Elphaba'sGirl continued. "We have MyVisionIsDying, who says, Another question! This is for Elphaba, Fiyero, Glinda, Nessa, Boq and... *Snarls* Morrible. Sorry Dorothy and Oscar. Better luck next time! Anyways guys, what are your opinions about being involved with parodies or similar plots to high-end films on the lovely? Sorry I am in a Wicked and Divergent mood at the moment, it's like they go together hand in hand! And just for that, here have some cake! *Hands around some chocolate cake* BYE!"
"Um… since people already use is in fanfictions, we don't really mind that much," Elphaba said, looking around. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Thanks for the cake. We just had cupcakes, but we'll save these for later," Nia smiled. "Now we have I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity, who says, Aw man. I wish I knew the reference. But I've already hosted a WHOLE episode pretty much by myself, so its okay. :P
To everyone: favorite musicals?
Elphaba: what's your favorite song you sing in Wicked?
Glinda: is there a particular reason you like pink so much?
Fiyero: I bet Elphaba makes remarks about you running her over all the time. Hahah. I was reading a story and she NEVER. LET. IT. GO. *Sings Let It Go*
Dorothy: I don't think I loathe you... but I don't like you either. Don't annoy me.
Here's a plate of brownies. (Animal safe) Hahah I've been a Queen of Referencing so much during this review. Bye Nia! Bye everyone!"
Everyone named their favorite musicals and Nia continued.
"I like 'The Wizard and I' and 'Defying Gravity'," Elphaba smiled, playing with the hem of her skirt.
"Not really. It's just such a beautiful color," Glinda smiled.
"She never let's me forget it," Fiyero said, slyly looking over at his wife.
"Today is a sweet tooth day," Nia smiled, taking the brownies. "Bye, Sydney!"
Elphaba'sGirl grabbed the review again. "Okay, now we have woodland59, who says, Yo! Okay, so here are Q's!
1. Nia... I am the queen! *Grabs amazifying crown and magical scepter that can kill Frex at anytime*
2. Elphaba: ... Do you wanna build a snowman?
3. Fiyero: I dare you to watch a horror film called...Aliens!
4. Glinda: I dare you to watch it with him.
5. Morrible: Sing Poor Unfortunate Souls with the Wizard for backup."
"No I'm the queen!" Nia frowned. "And here are the A's."
"I would love you build a snowman," Elphaba smiled. "But it's summertime."
"Only a few more months to go," Elphaba'sGirl nodded.
"I don't like horror films," Fiyero pouted. "They scare me."
"And me," Glinda said.
"And me," Nia admitted.
"I am not singing!" Morrible said.
"You have to!" Elphaba'sGirl said. "It's in the review."
"No!"
"Urg! Fine!" Nia said, not in the mood to deal with Morrible. "Last, but not least, we have Fandomsforinfinity again. This time, she says, Helloooo...so I decided to save most of my questions/dares for the last chapter and…it's the last chapter now! So, I dare everyone to listen to the songs "Human" by Christina Perri and "Monster" by Imagine Dragons because I love those songs and I think they could relate to some of you. Dorothy, I played Aunt Em in a school play of The Wizard of Oz…how do you feel about that? Chistery, do you know me from Instagram? This is the admin or Admin. It's okay if you have no idea what I'm talking about. Also to Dorothy, did you know that Mrs. Gulch was probably going to put Toto down if she got to? Elphaba, what do you think about Mrs. Gulch? In The Wizard of Oz, it seemed like she was supposed to be you in a way. But, I agree with whoever said earlier that they don't see the Wicked Witch of the West and Elphaba as the same person. More like…different versions of a character from different realities/worlds. Yeah. So, Elphaba, have you ever met Zelena and/or Theodora? If so, what do you think of them? They're also kind of supposed to be you. Wizard/Oscar/Man, did you get that banana reference from this/the last chapter? (For the chapter I'm reviewing, it would be from this chapter, but I don't know where my review will end up, if it does at all.) I just thought you might, considering…well, you know…well maybe not. Is that just another version of your character, meaning you don't get the reference or what I'm talking about and think I'm just completely crazy? I mean, you wouldn't be wrong, I am completely crazy, but would you think that? To everyone, were you guys aware that you were in a musical? Or did you just think it was like life and everyone normally broke out into song? Or did you know you were in a musical, but it was your life? Or were you guys just performing? I don't know and this is confusing…uh, before my brain explodes from confusion, Nia, where can I listen to Step by Step? I haven't heard it before, and I tried looking it up on YouTube, but I couldn't find it. Also, everyone, do you like SuperWhoLock? Those are the shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock by the way. It's just easier to say SuperWhoLock, because most people who like one like the other two. I love it! Okay, so that's all for now! Nia, update soon! I love this fanfic! Okay, bye!"
Everyone listened to the songs.
"Those are some really good songs," Fiyero nodded.
"Yup," Glinda agreed.
"That's really cool!" Dorothy smiled. "I miss Aunty Em and Uncle Henry."
Chistery quirked his head to the side and scratched his head. "What?"
"I didn't want to take any chances," Dorothy said, holding Toto protectively in her arms. Toto snuggled closer to her and barked happily.
"Isn't she supposed to be… me?" Elphaba asked uncertainly.
"Of sorts," Nia answered.
"She was a little… mean," Elphaba admitted.
"Thank you!" Dorothy called, smiling at the emerald witch.
"And no, I've never met them. I have heard of them, though."
"I didn't. Wait, that was a reference?" Oscar asked, looking at Nia.
"Yes, we're you not paying attention?" Nia asked. "Never mind. Don't answer that. I know you weren't."
"We found out about that when Nia poofed us here," Fiyero said, looking at the teenager.
"You're welcome," Nia bowed.
"We were just living our lives. All that stuff pretty much happened, except for us randomly breaking out into song and dance," Boq said.
"Which was awesome, by the way," Elphaba'sGirl smiled.
"And if you Google 'Step by Step cut song from Wicked', it should come up," Nia smiled.
"And we've never heard of SuperWhoLock," Elphaba frowned.
"It sounds like a type of shampoo," Fiyero said.
Elphaba'sGirl slowly shook her head. "What are we going to do with you, Fiyero?"
Fiyero smirked.
"Well, that's all for know, folks. Keep those questions, dares and gifts coming. Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl for hosting this episode with me," Nia smiled, hugging her co-host.
"No problem, Nia!" Elphaba'sGirl smiled.
"One more thing," Nia said. She snapped her fingers and Dr. Dillamond was a Goat again. "See y'all at the next time on Nia's Q & A with the Wicked characters!" Nia smiled, waving to the audience as the lights dimmed.
Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl, Chanty420, WickedBrony, NellytheActress, Doglover645, Wickedly Hope Pancake, ExoticPeachBlossom, HeartofInk22500, Axel Treehorn (Guest), Fandomsforinfinity, spiritwarrior27, TheWickedrae, MyVisionIsDying, I'mFlyingHighDefyingGravity and woodland59
Songs Used:
Screw Loose from Cry Baby
What you Want from Legally Blonde
*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT* On August 1, 2014, I will be changing my penname to Fae'sFlower