School is such a breeze well for anybody unless you're like Buford, but he manages somehow well he has to if he doesn't keep at least a C average he'd be kicked off the team. It was now first period and the teacher was at the chalkboard going over the days lesson, but Buford's mind was elsewhere; and his moonstruck gazes out the window has caught the attention of his teacher. "Mr. Van Stomm is the something more important to you than today's lesson" the teacher said walking over to Buford's desk. "Uh no Mrs. C I was just uh um….," Just what Mr. Van Stomm" the teacher said interrupting his attempted excuse; "Need I remind you, you are this close to failing my class and you know what that means right " the teacher said now standing over bufords desk. Buford just shrugged his shoulders; Mrs. Cunningham just slapped her hand to her face and muttered something about hating her job; Then she sat back at her desk took a deep breath and spoke. "It means that if you don't pass any one of you classes then you will be off the football squad so you better stop daydreaming and start paying attention or else" the teacher said shuffling some papers on her desk. The other students started snickering, but Buford didn't care his thought were on Baljeet and wondering if he was thinking about him. He had to wait three more periods then lunch to see him again, Baljeet goes to the library during lunch always furthering his education. The waiting was killing him he longed to see him again, to hear him, just to be near him again was enough to send his heart flying. But he never could get up the courage to tell him how he feels; he could tackle any guy on the field no matter how big they are. He could even take part in one of Phineas's and Ferb's many crazy experiments, many of which could easily make you heart stop beating. But when it comes to Baljeet, Buford always cold feet, most of the time his face would turn beet red and he'd bolt of running. Other times on very rare occasions he would let out a very long and very loud fart which also causes him to go running for the hills.
Lunch time finally rolled around and Buford made his way to his usual table. Ferb had already made it there so this was the perfect chance to get advice from the king of love himself. I mean the guy has been with every girl on the practically every hot girl in the school with the expectation of Isabella ( Phineas would not play that.) Ferb like Buford is 15 years old and also like Buford he was held back one year, but for a totally different reason his birthday is in January and so for that reason he was held back. Ferb grew his hair out to a shaggy mop haircut which the ladies go wild for, he stands at 6 feet and boy does that guy work out. He's not as ripped as Buford, but close enough to it and man I gotta tell you one wink from Ferb and the babes go falling down at his feet. "Hey Ferb how ya doing, that's great listen I need your advice" Buford said sitting across from him and taking out the contents of his bag and setting it on the table. Ferb looked up from his sandwich and spoke, "let me guess Buford you still didn't tell him did you. Buford just sat with his mouth hanging opened with disbelief his secret was out how the hell did Ferb know, and does anybody else suspect. Ferb spoke again, "Relax Buford I assure you that I'm the only one who knows I mean you've been making goo goo eyes at him since the seventh grade it wasn't that to figure out." Buford laid his head on the lunch table and spoke, "It was that obvious huh" Ferb took another bite of his sandwich and nodded in agreement. Buford grabbed Ferb's free hand and said in a pleading voice, "you gotta help me I don't know what to do I get so nervous around Baljeet I'm so scared to tell him". Ferb angrily snatched his hand away from Buford's grip and slapped him across his forehead causing him to sit back up again. "Stop being such a baby and pay attention" Ferb said motioning one of his hotties over to the table; Ferb then stood up and grabbed the girl by the waist and pulled her closer to him. Then in his most sultry and seductive voice he whispered in her ear, "baby you look absolutely delicious today". The girl sighed and swooned as Ferb escorted her back to chair to prevent her from passing out on the floor yet another victim over the Master. "You are a god" Buford said as Ferb set back at the table, "as much as that statement is true I hope you were paying attention Buford" Ferb said opening up his drink. "Make your move now Buford, because you not the only one who eyes their eyes on Baljeet", Ferb said after gulping his drink down; "and knowing you as I do I would not want to see that happen", as Ferb finished speaking to bell rang to signal the end of lunch. Buford put his unfinished lunch back in his bag figuring that he could probably sneak a bite or two in later. He then waved a friendly good bye to Ferb, and dashed off to his locker to grab his gym clothes so he can see Baljeet again. With that thought in mind he walked merrily into the locker room to change.