"Hello, everyone! Welcome back to another episode of Nia's Q & A with the Wicked Characters, where people are determined to make these last two episodes… interesting," Nia said, looking through her reviews.
"Uh-oh," Elphaba muttered.
"What?" Nia asked, looking up at the green witch.
"That means people will have us do some crazy stuff," Elphaba huffed.
"Well… you're right about that," Nia smirked. "So let's jump right in. First, we have NellytheActress. Nia sighed before continuing. Nelly says, I wanna co-host. I've been asking since like... A long time. Nia, please be a nice friend and/or host :). And I don't care what you approve, never will. But we're friend-ish anyway :D
Nessa... Your one hit sucked.
Elphaba... Why wasn't there ice cream in the musical?
Nia... I. Wanna. Co- HOST! Please :(
Fiyero... Here is the address for that cloning shop across the street, share with Glinda.
Glinda... This is your chance to clone Fiyero so you can have your very own Fifi.
Nia (again)... Can I please co-host? I want to! Please?
Boq... You're a Munchkin (I wanted to make sure you knew that since Munchkins are small minded according to Elphie)
Elphaba (again)... You know that was mean, calling Munchkins small minded. That's like... Like... Hypocritical! Why'd you say it?
Fiyero (again)... *throws a bomb at him* deactivate this bomb. You have two minutes. *Runs and hide behind Nia using her as a human shield*
Nia (again, again)... I just want to co-host one time. One TIME! Please! I'm getting mad, and it won't be pretty. *Starts throwing gummy bears at Nia angrily* I don't even know were these gummy bears came from!... :P Please?"
"You're nice," Nessa said sarcastically, frowning.
"No, Nelly. N-O," Nia said, narrowing her eyes.
"Ice cream?" Elphaba asked, confused.
"Nothing," Nia said, shaking her head.
Fiyero took the paper and scanned it. "Um… what's this for?"
"Cloning you for Glinda," Nia read. "Do you know how dangerous that is? As if one dancing through life prince isn't enough… no offense," Nia said quickly.
"None taken," Fiyero slouched.
Elphaba chuckled and kissed her husband's cheek. "I'm happy with just one of you."
The crowd 'awwed' and Nia wiped a tear away from her cheek.
"And that was in one song!" Elphaba protested. "And they are. None of them could see past my green skin."
"I take offense to that. Fiyero's the brainless one!" Boq protested.
"HEY!" Fiyero shouted.
"And we love you for it," Nia smiled.
"And I don't want to deactivate this bomb. Fae, you do it!" Fiyero said, handing the ticking bomb to his wife.
"It was your dare, Yero," Elphaba said, throwing the bomb back at him.
"We're all gonna die if this keeps going on," Glinda said, burying her face in her hands.
Nia clapped her hands and the bomb was deactivated. "Sorry. We just need to move on," she said as she caught the gummy bears Nelly was throwing at her in her mouth. "Yummy! Next, we have Doglover645, who says, You are welcome! I will finish it, I promise!
Let's see...ah! Got it! "Would you rather's!
Elphaba: die alone, or live forever with only a grapefruit and a cantaloupe?
Glinda: take a selfie with egg salad all over your face (props if you got that reference) and post it on the net, or give up pink... forever?
Fiyero: lose Elphaba forever, or have to do math for the rest of your life?
Nessa: recite Shakespeare (Nia, explain who he is) in French, or stop obsessing over Boq?
Boq: get turned back to tin, or admit your love for Nessa?
Morrible (she has to do what she chooses): swim with Great White Sharks, or eat "special" meal prepared by the others? (Fiyero, Glinda, and Elphaba)?
That's all...for now. Mwahahaha! Love this update soon!"
"Thanks!" Nia smiled.
"Um… can Fiyero be there?" Elphaba asked hopefully.
"Nope." Nia shook her head.
"Um… grapefruit and cantaloupe."
"I'd give up pink forever," Glinda said, not missing a beat.
"Do I get bathroom breaks?" Fiyero said.
"Sure," Nia smiled.
"Math."
"I stopped obsessing over him a while ago," Nessa answered.
"You still have a crush on him, through," Nia pointed out.
"That's different than obsessing."
"Touché."
"And who is Shakespeare?"
"He was a famous English poet and playwright."
"Oh."
"Admit my love for Nessa," Boq answered.
"Really?" Nessa smiled.
"It's better than being turned into tin again."
A tin can appeared in Nia's hands and she immediately threw it at the poor Munchkin's head.
"OW!" Boq exclaimed, rubbing his head and glaring at Nia.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hit your head?" Nia asked in mock remorse.
Boq grumbled something under his breath.
"I don't trust either of those options," Morrible sniffed.
"Don't care. Chose one," Nia said.
Knowing how much her old students hated her, Morrible chose the sharks.
"An excellent choice, Madame," Nia smiled, clapping her hands. A giant tank of Great White Sharks appeared on the stage.
"Don't worry!" Nia called over everyone's screaming. "They don't bite unless I order them to. Get in, Morrible."
Morrible muttered something under her breath as she climbed into the shark tank. "It's cold in here!"
"That's kinda the point!" Nia shouted back. She allowed Morrible to climb out. The ex-Head Shiztress was shivering violently.
"C-C-Can I a-at le… least have a t-t-t-t-towel?" Morrible stuttered through chattering teeth.
Nia sighed, but gave in and gave Morrible a towel. "Our next review comes from WickedBrony, who says, Awwww, only two episodes left? *Frowns* Well, ok. Better make these questions count.
Dillamond, just curious, exactly what could you remember while you were an animal? I mean, could you remember walking and talking and all that?
Rainy, you are the cutest. The absolute cutest. *Gives her Elsa dress* Here! Since you love Elsa so much.
Elphaba, Glinda, Nessa, and Melena, here's a pedicure for all of you!
Morrible, I suspect you are clinically insane. Here's a psychiatrist to check. Do your thing, Doc!
Melena and Oscar, why didn't you two just get married?
Frex? There's a piano dangling over your head. Think one bad thing about Elphaba and it falls. That's all for now. Bye!"
"Well… I forgot everything. That's why I was an animal," Dr. Dillamond confessed. "And suddenly, I'm here and I can walk and talk."
"Because I needed you to be able to walk and talk," Nia said. "This is my interview!"
"Elsa!" Rainy giggled as Nia handed her the dress.
"What do you say, Rainy?" Elphaba asked.
"Thank you!" Rainy giggled.
"What's a pedicure?" Nessa asked.
"It like a special foot massage where they do your toe nails and basically make your heals as smooth as a baby butt," Nia said, then slowly frowned. "That was a really weird analogy."
"Sounds like fun!" Glinda smiled as the pedicure specialist came onstage and started to paper the Thropp women and Glinda.
The psychiatrist came onstage and examined Morrible. "She seems alright to me."
"You sure, Doc?" Nia asked. "I think you might want to check again."
The doctor checked again and nodded. "Completely normal. Cold, but normal."
Nia snapped her fingers and Morrible was given warm, dry clothes.
"We didn't get married because I was already married to Frex," Melena said.
Frex muttered something under his breath about unfaithful wives. He looked up at the piano dangling over his head and frowned. "Really? A piano?"
"Well… we couldn't get a tuba," Nia said like it was obvious. "Plus, pianos are heavier."
Frex decided not to say anything and through about peanut butter for the rest of the episode.
"Now we welcome Elphaba'sGirl, who says, No Avarics were harmed in the making of this episode? NOOOOOOO. And llamas are just... Llama-ish. I don't know why I like talking about them. Only two episodes left? NOOOOOOOO (agaaaaaain)
Fiyero: who is the most annoying person you ever dated for more than a week?
All: if you were banished to earth where would you want to live?
Nessa: do you like cherries? Why or why not?
Kaaaay bye everyone! (Sorry for the short review Nia) Ciao!"
"Sorry, but I never got those liability papers, so no one can be seriously hurt," Nia said sheepishly.
"Glinda," Fiyero answered honestly. A shoe hit him in the side of the head and Fiyero didn't have to think twice about who threw it. "Really, Glin?"
"I'm annoying?" Glinda shrieked.
"Little bit," Elphaba muttered.
"Shut up, Elphie!"
"I would love to visit the Netherlands," Elphaba smiled. "Nia's shown me pictures. It seems like a really beautiful place."
"Canada," Fiyero smiled.
"America," Glinda smiled.
"France," Nessa said.
"Spain," Boq said.
"I would travel all over," Oscar smiled.
"Selling green elixir to everyone you meet?" Nia smirked.
"Hey. It's business."
"Just make sure their not pregnant, or may become pregnant, or married," Nia warned.
"Deal," Oscar nodded.
Everyone else gave their answers and Nia moved on to Nessa's question.
"I love cherries," Nessa smiled. "Especially in pie."
Nia was drinking water and had to spit it out in order to avoid choking on it.
"What?" Nessa asked, looking at the host.
"N-Nothing," Nia said, wiping her mouth. "L-Let's move on. Our next review comes from HeartofInk22500, who says, Haha, awesome! Wish I could have reviewed the last one, but my laptop kinda died. Darn. :(
Anyway... hmm... to all- because I'm making a crossover of this, how would you react if you met the characters from Rise of the Guardians? And who do you think you'd be closest with of the cast? Fiyero- what started your dancing through life phase? Elphaba- we had a Halloween day at camp. I dressed up as you. What do you think of that? Glinda- what would have happened if you and Elphie never became friends at the Ozdust? And... uh... I can't think of anything else. Bye!"
"Um… I don't know. What's 'Rise of the Guardians'?" Elphaba asked.
"It's a movie about Santa, the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, Jack Frost, and the Sandman all together to defeat a great evil, Pitch Black," Nia said. "I've seen it. It's really good."
"Oh. Then I guess we'll have to watch it, then," Glinda smiled.
Nia nodded. "That would be great."
"Um… it started when I was about thirteen and my parents were talking to me about responsibility," Fiyero said.
"Ah… you dressed up as me?" Elphaba asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well… Nia has told me that I'm a role model to many people."
"You are," Nia said.
"So… sounds great," the emerald witch smiled.
"I don't know what would have happened, and I don't want to think about it," Glinda said, smiling at her best friend.
"Aww," Nia cooed. "So heartfelt. Lovely! Our next review comes from woodland59, who has some very interesting dares."
"What does she want?" Nessa asked.
"She says, It's almost over?! NOOOOOOO! This is the fanfic that got me into Wicked fanfics! Oh well... :(
Okay, I dare Morrible to... start a group hug! And I dare Glinda to die her skin pink! Elphaba, too! The Wizard must sing Defying Gravity, Fiyero must read a book, and Nia must bring Killjoy here!"
"What?" Morrible gasped.
"You heard her," Nia challenged.
"But… what's a group hug?"
"You really don't know?"
Morrible shook her head.
"You've never had a group hug in your entire life?"
"I SAID NO!" Morrible hissed.
"No need to snap! I'll walk you through it. Start by hugging Dorothy."
"I want no part in this," the farm girl said, scowling at Nia.
"Too bad. Morrible, hug Dorothy."
Morrible went over to the farm girl and carefully wrapped her arms around her.
"Good. Now Oscar, hug Morrible."
Oscar did as he was told and hugged Morrible.
"Excellent. Now Elphaba, hug Dorothy," Nia instructed.
"What?"
"Either hug Dorothy or the Wizard. Take your pick."
Elphaba grumbled something under her breath and hugged Dorothy.
"Good. Now everyone else, join the hug!" Nia said as she happily wrapped her arms around the emerald witch.
Glinda was the first one up and wrapped her arms around Nia. Everyone else slowly got up and soon, everyone was group hugging on stage.
"The hug! The love! Okay, now everybody get up," Nia said as she tried to crawl out of the hug. "We have more questions to answer."
"Aww," Glinda pouted, but went back to her seat.
Nia clapped her hands and turned Elphaba and Glinda's skin pink.
"WHAT?!" Elphaba shrieked, looking down at her hands.
"Just for this episode," Nia said.
Huffing, Elphaba leaned back in her chair, while Glinda looked as happy as a six-year-old girl on Lurlinemas morning.
"Defying Gravity?" Oscar asked.
"Yeah. You know, the song Elphaba sings while she's defying gravity," Nia clarified.
"But… the song is 'Defying Gravity'. If she was defying me, shouldn't it be called 'Defying the Wizard' or something…"
"Just shut up and sing the song," Nia face palmed.
Oscar stood up and sang Elphaba's song, though he was singing it in the wrong key.
"We'll let that slide," Nia said, looking at the next question.
"What book?" Fiyero asked.
Nia went in her desk and took out a book and handed it to Fiyero. "A Tale of Two Cities?"
"Yup," Nia smirked, bringing in Killjoy.
"Who's that?" Fiyero asked.
"Elphaba's dog from the book," Nia said as Killjoy ran to Elphaba.
"Another doggie!" Rainy giggled, holding Elsa in her lap.
Elphaba smiled as she rubbed Killjoy behind the ears.
"Next, we have spiritwarrior27, who is reviewing as a guest. Spiritwarrior27 says, Two more eps?! Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Fiyero: Have you ever heard of Spiderman? He's my favorite superhero, so I dare you to read one of the issues.
Glinda: I dare you to create a hat that you think looks like the mad hatter's from Alice in wonderland (it can be anything!)
Elphaba: I dare you to say something completely random (it can't be short)
Boq: use a cushy chair or couch as a trampoline! Have fun!
Dorothy: dance like nobody's watching! :)
Nia: play a song over the speakers (fun and upbeat, please)
Chistery: do whatever you want
Oscar: try a Tim Gunn impression (explain who he is, please)
Morrible: act like Queen Aggravain from Once Upon A Mattress! (Nia, also explain)
Rainy: I dare you to get someone to paint your face like a day of the dead skeleton (they're safe and not scary at all)
Everybody: now everybody, save for Morrible, rainy, and Oscar, do, your dares at the same time! That means even you, Nia! *Mischievous giggles* okay, ready set GO!"
"Um… Spiderman?" Fiyero asked, raising his eyebrow.
Nia tossed a Spiderman comic into his lap. "Don't worry, Fiyero. It has lots of pictures in it."
Fiyero rolled his eyes and began to look at the comic.
Glinda waved her wand and a hat creating kit appeared in her lap. After a few minutes, she created a pink floppy hat with lots of ribbons, sparkles, and glitter.
"Nice!" Nia smiled, admiring the hat.
"Ah… random?" Elphaba asked, raising an eyebrow.
Nia nodded. "That's what the review says."
"I don't know anything," Elphaba said.
"And Boq is not jumping on my good sofa!" Nia said, clapping her hands and a silver couch appeared in the middle of the stage. "All yours, Boq."
Boq stood up and approached the couch. He climbed on top and tested its springs before proceeding to jump up and down.
"Hey! This is actually kinda fun!" the Munchkin smiled.
Nia went on her laptop and hooked up the speakers before blasting the 'Legally Blonde Remix' from 'Legally Blonde. "Here, Dorothy," she said, taking the farm girl's hands and pulling her up. She taught her the dance Elphaba and Glinda did at the Ozdust and soon, the two girls were dancing together like no one was watching.
"Who is Tim Gunn?" Oscar asked.
Nia danced over to her laptop and pulled up a picture. After she showed it to Oscar, the ex-Wizard of Oz did his best impression.
"And… um… I've never seen 'Once Upon a Mattress'."
The audience gasped.
"Really, people?!" Nia sighed, throwing her arms up in mock surrender. She got out the face paint. "Come here, Rainy."
The little girl jumped out of her mother's lap and ran to the host. Nia quickly painted Rainy's face. Once she was finished, Rainy giggled and ran over to play with Killjoy.
"Oh," was all the Elphaba could say.
"It washes off," Nia smiled as she pulled out the next review. "Next, we have MyVisionIsDying, who says, The interview is almost over?! Noooooo! But all things come to an end, even one of my favorite cartoons which ended before the 100th episode.
Anyhow, Elphaba, your thoughts on having a twin brother (cause well, in my 'verse, you have one and his name is Skyler!). Also, would Morrible/Wizard be Wizzible or Morizard- the most creative ship names ever! Melena and Oscar, do you two still love each other? If so, Oscar, propose to her! Just ignore Frex, he's nothing and he needs a personality change like, right NOW! See y'all later!"
"I… is this an AU?" Elphaba asked.
Nia beamed. "Yes! Now you're catching on!"
"Oh. I guess having a twin would be nice," the emerald witch smiled.
"WIZZIBLE!?" Oscar asked, choking on his water.
"MIRIZARD?!" Morrible said, equally horrified.
"Personally, I like Wizzible," Nia smirked.
"Why is everyone shipping me with Morrible if you want me to marry Melena?!" Oscar asked.
"Who said anything about us getting married?" Melena asked.
"What?"
"You tried to kill our daughter," Melena frowned.
"Again, I didn't know she was my daughter at the time," Oscar defended himself.
Melena waved a dismissive hand.
"I guess that answers that question," Nia smirked. "Next, we have Chanty420. She says, Haha, gosh my reviews are so random... okkkayyy then, let's get down to business...
To everyone: I need a good name for my editorial column, could you suggest a few names that I could use?
Wizard: Describe Melena for us.
Nessa: I dare you to sing For the First Time in Forever.
Elphie: What book would you suggest me to read?
Glinda: Please sing a Phantom song ;)
Fiyero: Well then, I'll send in broccoli :)"
"It's okay," Nia smiled.
"Well, it depends on what the column is about," Elphaba said.
"Beautiful, talented, kind…" Oscar smiled, looking at Melena, who was still scowling at him.
Nessa smiled as she took center stage to sing.
The window is open, so's that door
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally they're opening up the gates
There'll be actual real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change!
'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music; there'll be light
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone
Tonight imagine me gowned and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
The picture of sophisticated grace
Ooh! I suddenly see him standing there
A beautiful stranger, tall and fair
I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face
But then we laugh and talk all evening,
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like the life I've led so far
For the first time in forever
There'll be magic, there'll be fun
For the first time in forever
I could be noticed by someone
And I know it is totally crazy
To dream I'd find romance
But for the first time in forever
At least I've got a chance
For the first time in forever
I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
A chance to change my lonely world
A chance to find true love
I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
'Cause for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing's in my way!
The audience rose to their feet and cheered for the younger Thropp as she took her seat again.
"Beautiful, Nessa," Nia smiled, also on her feet.
"Um… probably 'The Orphan Train' by Christina Baker Kline," Elphaba smiled. "Nia gave me that book to read and it's really good."
"It was one of my summer reading books," Nia smiled. "It was really enjoyable."
Glinda smiled as she took center stage where Nessa was standing moments ago.
Think of me
Think of me fondly
When we say goodbye
Remember me every so often
Promise me you'll try
On that day
That not so distant day
When you are far away and free
If you ever find a moment
Spare a thought for me
And while it's clear
Oh it was always clear
That this was never meant to be
If you happen to remember
Stop and think of me
"You have a really good soprano," Nia smiled as the blonde witch sat back down.
"Thank you," Glinda giggled, tossing her hair over her shoulder.
"What? No! Not broccoli! Anything but the broccoli!" Fiyero whined as a plate of broccoli appeared in his lap.
"Yero, be a good little boy and eat your vegetables," Elphaba cooed, pinching his cheek.
Fiyero grumbled something under his breath, but ate one stalk of broccoli. "There."
"We'll take it," Nia said, turning to the next review. "Now we welcome SuperIdinaMenzelObsessedFanboy. Welcome to the show! He says, Hullooo!, apparently I'm back in the Wicked fandom so give me a welcome back party NOW! Just kidding.
Nia: Why'd you change your name to Fae'sFlower? Not that I don't like it, of course.
Elphaba: Question: How did it felt like being a male in my story? (Yes, I'm ACTUALLY asking that)
Dare: Meet up with the original Wicked Witch of the West from 1939 from the original Wizard of Oz movie, also meet up with Zelena from Once Upon a Time and Theodora from Oz: The Great And Powerful.
Glinda: Question: Why you didn't go with Elphaba during Defying Gravity?
Dare: Dye your hair green and make it messy and dirty, also, wear brown and torn clothes.
Fiyero: Question: Why or how did you fall in love with Elphaba? (You're SO lucky you have her)
Dare: Play 7 minutes in heaven with Glinda (I bet Elphaba hates me now)
Boq: Question: Why are you so obsessed with Glinda?
Dare: Marry Nessa for the last 2 chapters of this fanfic.
Morrible: I don't really have a question or dare... I just wanted you to know that there are a few supporters of you and I'm included in those supporters.
Dorothy: Question: What happened to your parents?
Dare: Make Elphaba turn Toto (or was it Dodo?) into a cat.
Nessa: Question: Do you like any guy?
Dare: Same as Boq.
Wizard: ...I hate you. That's all I have to say.
Ultimate Dare: Bring the ghost of the Elphaba from the book and bring Liir, also bring Rain from "Out of Oz""
"I just decided to change it," Nia shrugged. "But apparently, people are really missing my old pen name."
Elphaba's mouth dropped open and she gaped at Nia.
"Why are you gaping at me?" Nia asked. "I didn't go anything. Don't hate the messenger, hate the message."
"I… I… ah… I… you… well…"
"There's your answer," Nia smirked. "And we can't have any more guests. Sorry."
"I was scared, okay!" Glinda cried. "I was scared and there were guards after us and…"
"And then we wouldn't have that awesome ending to 'Defying Gravity'. I like that song," Nia said.
"And no! Absolutely not!" Glinda said, shaking her head. "Green hair? Green skin works, but green hair?! And brown does not look good with pink."
"I'm the luckiest man in the world," Fiyero smiled, causing Elphaba to blush. "And when we were saving that lion cub, I saw a different side of her."
"Aww! Fiyeraba," Nia sighed happily, wiping a tear away from her eye.
"And what's Seven Minutes in Heaven?" Fiyero asked, noting that Nia poofed a closet onto the stage.
"You and Glinda have to stay in there for seven minutes," Nia said, setting up her stopwatch.
Fiyero and Glinda exchanged a look before standing up and walking over to the closet. Seven minutes later, they came out and sat back down.
"Well…" Nia asked.
Fiyero frowned up at the host. "It wasn't my fault!" Nia protested.
"I'm not anymore!" Boq protested.
"And I will not marry Boq if it only for a dare," Nessa frowned, turning away from the Munchkin.
"That ended well," Nia muttered.
"What was that?" Nessa asked, narrowing her eyes.
"Nothing," Nia chirped.
"Oh… um… thank you," Morrible said slowly, surprised that someone actually liked her.
"Don't get too used to that," Nia advised.
"Wasn't going to," Morrible deadpanned.
"And… I've never met my parents. They died when I was a baby. I was raised by my Uncle Henry and Auntie Em," Dorothy said, clutching Toto in her lap. "And I don't want Toto turned into a cat."
"We can change him back later," Nia said, nodding to Elphaba.
The emerald witch snapped her fingers and Toto was turned into a black cat. Purring, Toto nuzzled his cheek against Dorothy's palm.
"At the moment, I'm not really interested in anyone particular. I got over my Boq crush," Nessa said, folding her hands neatly in her lap.
"Good for you, Nessa! Kick him to the curb!" Nia exclaimed, clapping wildly.
Boq looked at the teenager, but didn't say anything.
"Thank you," Oscar smiled, though everyone could see that he was upset. "People hate me. It's what they do."
"Arg! I haven't read the rest of the book in the series yet. I haven't had the time. But I will," Nia said. "Next we welcome Elphieispopular (Guest), who says, Yay! An autograph from Nessarose! My day can't be better. Questions! Nessa, your hair in the wicked Witch of the East is so perfect! How do you do that?
Elphaba, you know that you are not the only one that's green, right?
Glinda, do you use Botox? Btw, thank you for the lessons in 'Toss! Toss'.
Fiyero, what do you think of Fiyerboq? Same question goes for Boq.
Morrible, I have no questions for you but I really like you.
Boq, I don't know what to say. Do you still like Glinda?
Wizard, you don't like Melena? Marry Morrible! Morrizard is on!
Dillamond, where does that name come from? Is it Gillikin?
Dorothy, some people really hate you but I don't! Do you know that I played you in my school musical? Yes it was the wizard of oz.
Dares! Elphaba can you at least sing one last song? Sing I won't say I'm in love!
Nessa I dare you to make a loom band for your sister. You don't have loom bands? Here! *Hands you loom box*
Fiyero, divorce Elphaba and marry Glinda for the last two chapters. Later you can marry Elphaba again. Mwuahahahaha
Wizard, same goes for you. Marry Morrible for the last two chapters.
Chistery, fly and sing 'Defying Gravity'.
Dorothy, I dare you to let you Galindafy by Glinda, including your dress. Come on, Glinda! This is your chance!
Morrible, if you don't understand that that question for you was sarcasm then you really are a fish! That's it for now bye!"
"Um… I just put it in a bun," Nessa said. "I though it looked more official."
"Who else is green?" Elphaba asked.
"Kermit the Frog," Nia smiled. "He even has a song. 'It's Not Easy Being Green'."
"But… he's a frog. An actual frog."
"Well, he's a talking frog," Nia smiled. "So… a Frog."
"Oh," Elphaba smiled.
"What's Botox?" Glinda asked, wrinkling her nose.
"A medicine that is injected into the muscles and used to temporarily improve the look of moderate to severe frown lines between the eyebrows and moderate to severe crow's feet lines in adults," Nia said, quoting the description on the Botox website.
"Um… no," Glinda answered, frowning. "But your welcome for the lessons!"
"And before you ask, Fiyero, Fiyerboq is like Gelphie, but with you and Boq," Nia said, answering the prince's question before he could ask it.
"That's… weird," Fiyero said, wrinkling his nose.
"I agree," Boq added. "And we're all over our school crushes."
"A wedding? Between Morrible and I? No, thank you," Oscar said, shaking his head.
"Don't I get any say in this?" Morrible asked.
"Nobody cares, Morrible. Wait… you actually want to marry Oscar?" Nia asked, her eyebrow vanishing into her hairline.
"No. It's just that no one's asking me what I want. Everyone hates me."
"No arguments there," Elphaba muttered.
"It is Gillikin. Very good," Dr. Dillamond smiled.
"You played me? Cool," Dorothy smiled.
Elphaba sighed, but got up and grabbed the lyrics sheet Nia handed her.
If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
Whoa: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
Oh-ohhhhh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
The audience clapped and Elphaba was about to take her seat when Nessa handed her a green and blue loom bracelet.
"Aw, thank you, Nessie," Elphaba said, giving her sister a hug.
"You're welcome, Fabala," Nessa smiled.
"Divorce Fae and marry Glin?!" Fiyero gasped, shocked.
"I'm sorry. I'm a hard-core Fiyeraba shipper. I can't have this. Plus… Elphie's got magic. You don't mess with a person who can turn you into an inanimate object," Nia quipped.
"Very smart," Elphaba smirked.
"Nobody is getting married and nobody is getting divorced!" Nia announced.
Chistery got up and flew above the stage.
So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
"Everyone deserves the chance to fly!"
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown!
And nobody in all of Oz
No wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna bring me down!
Bring me down! Ahhh!
"YEAH, CHISTERY!" Nia cheered.
Chistery smiled as he took his seat again.
Dorothy immediately jumped at the chance to receive a makeover from the good witch, and Glinda wasn't one to pass up an opportunity like that. The blonde immediately went to work on the farm girl, styling her hair, doing her makeup and making her try on a whole assortment of dresses.
Nia smiled as she watched Dorothy and Glinda have the time of their lives. "Next, we have Fandomsforinfinity, who says, Two episodes left? Oh…okay then...well...I guess this is my last chance to say it...Wicked cast, I... *disappears* *reappears and starts crying* Sorry...I... *sniff* even I can't make that reference without crying...and also I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS AND THIS FANFIC SO MUCH! *Hugs you all* Um… did I just hug the fish? Ew! Oh well. Um...well...questions!
Elphaba: I want to play you on Broadway someday, so… um... any tips?
Nessa: Can I have your autograph too? And do you want to...um...go for ice cream? I swear it's not a trick to get you to go to a psychiatrist or anything why would you think that? No, you're not gonna fall for that...um...BOQ'S GONNA BE THERE! Okay, sorry, I love you as a character and all, but towards the end you got a little...well...um...like you might need a psychiatrist. I get it, though. I mean...your life was pretty hard. I just want you to get the attention you need about your... mental health. And also...um...not to be rude but...how are you...alive? Please don't be mad at me because I love you so much *Hugs your arm*
Everyone: Actually, I've decided that I want everyone's autograph, if you would be so kind as to give them to me. Thank you!
Elphaba (again haha): I think that a therapist might be good for you too. Not that you're crazy, just that it might be good. Please don't hate me I love you too! *Hugs you*
Dorothy: I'm sorry that Nessa stole back the shoes that Glinda stole from her and gave to you so... *Magically makes shoes appear that look exactly like Nessa's but without the magic and gives them to you* Here you go! Sorry they don't have the magic part, but most likely they wouldn't do anything for you.
Doctor Dillamond and Chistery: I'm sorry that you didn't get as many questions as some other people, but I don't really have anything to say to you guys so...I'll miss you guys!
Nia: Um... I just thought of something. If Dorothy's in the interview, why isn't the Cowardly Lion? It's probably too late now and I wasn't trying to criticize your fanfic or anything; I just thought of that. Also, I'm not really sure if I used that semi-colon correctly... *Whispers in your ear* And what about Nessa and Melena? Will they return to Oz or will they... um... you know... and what about Fiyero and Elphaba? They were celebrating Elphaba's death...what if they...did something... and also THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT FANFIC!
Rainy: Hi Rainy! Can I hug you? If that's okay with your Mommy... Okay, bye everyone! *Majestically floats away*"
"Don't drop the broom. That might become a problem," Elphaba smiled and everyone laughed.
"So… no ice cream?" Nessa asked sadly.
Nia quickly snapped her fingers and a bowl of chocolate ice cream appeared in Nessa's lap. The younger Thropp's face lit up as she put a spoonful of the chocolaty goodness in her mouth.
"Everyone sign this," Nia said, going through her desk and pulling out a photo of all the characters who were on the show and a green sharpie. Everyone signed it and gave it back to Nia. "You can pick this up after the show," Nia said, placing it on her desk for safekeeping.
"I'm fine," Elphaba frowned. "I don't need a therapist."
"Nia's provided us with enough therapy for the rest of our lives," Fiyero said.
Nia smiled. "Thank you. It's what I do."
The shoes appeared in Dorothy's lap and the farm girl smiled. "Wow! Thank you!"
"Thank you," Dr. Dillamond and Chistery smiled, glad they weren't forgotten.
"Well… Dorothy is technically in Wicked, even as a silhouette," Nia said. "And I don't control what happens once everyone leaves here."
"S-So… does that mean…?" Elphaba asked sadly, looking at her sister and mother.
Nia bit her lip. "I'm not really sure… but… maybe. I don't know."
Tears immediately filled Elphaba's eyes. Nessa and Melena immediately jumped up to hug her.
"It's okay, Fabala," Melena whispered.
"We still love you," Nessa whispered. "And we always will."
"Surely there's something you can do," Fiyero said, looking imploringly at Nia.
"I'll see what I can do," Nia promised, giving the prince a small smile.
"Hug!" Rainy smiled as a young girl ran onto the stage and scooped the child into her arms.
"Oh, and while you're here," Nia said, holding out the card.
The guest fangirl screamed and ran to grab the photo! "Thanks, Nia!" she called as she went back to take her seat.
"You're welcome!" Nia called back. "Our next review comes from TheWickedrae, who says, ...The show is stopping? ... I just died... again... NIAYOUCAN'TENDTHESHOWILOVEITALLMYFAVORITESHOWSAREENDING! *Freaks out* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOWAAAYISTBUGUG! ASDIFIJIKIF! *Cries harder than anyone has cried before* I'm okay. I AM OK! I just... Didn't get my way... I think I need to lie down... *an hour later* ... I'm gonna need to pin this on someone... Anyway Rainy how'd you like your puppy? Elphie I'll babysit the puppy, take this bracelet. Press the amethyst when the puppy needs something and the sapphire when it's Rainy or you that needs something and then press the diamond if it's an emergency... Like if the house is on fire or someone'd been kidnapped or you need backup in a fight or something. Nia, Glinda and Nessa get one too. Rainy doesn't get one till she's Nia's age. Dorothy... You have Toto. Lol. Morrible *gets out phone and starts recording* now. ROAR! Or I'll get my dragon to do it instead. NOT GOOD ENOUGH! *Snaps fingers and huge majestic gold dragon walks onto stage* Fiyero, meet Blondie *Snickers* one of my many dragons pets, Blondie. Speak. *We all almost fall over because of such an epic roar* AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! Oscar... And Morrible, I guess... What would you've done if you had a dragon around the time you met Elphaba and/or when Elphaba went to the emerald city? Fiyero, do you want a dragon? Too bad, I gave my last hatchling out a couple hours ago XD. Anyway have to go... PEACE OUT! XOXO"
"Thank you!" Rainy smiled, playing with Elsa.
"She loves it," Elphaba smiled. "And thank you." Elphaba took the bracelet.
"Wow, thanks," Nia, Nessa and Glinda said, all getting bracelets.
Dorothy hugged the cat in her lap. "Can we please change him back, now?"
"Sure, Dorothy," Elphaba smiled, snapping her fingers and changing Toto back into a dog.
"Thanks!" Dorothy smiled, pubbing Toto behind the ears.
"A… dragon?" Morrible asked.
"Yes, a dragon," Nia clarified.
"Um… we don't know," Oscar said, wrinkling his eyebrows.
"I wanted a dragon," Fiyero pouted.
"No, Yero," Elphaba said shaking her head.
"And now, our final review of the episode comes from Axel Treehorn (Guest), who says, Dorothy, I think I blew up your mind. Technically, "If the Wizard of Oz Was Way Worse At Foreshadowing" was about you singing about your trip to Oz before it even happened.
I'm shipping Morrible with a broom closet. Which makes a good fanfic.
I dare Glinda to read Snape/Glinda fanfics.
Dare for Fiyero, Boq and Wizard: I dare you to watch How Should the Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended, especially the end!"
"Well… I was singing about someplace over the rainbow, which is what Oz is, right?" Dorothy asked.
"You're right," Nia confirmed.
Everyone fell over laughing. "A broom closet?" Nia managed to say in between her giggles. "What would that ship name be?"
"Don't even go there," Morrible hissed.
"That doesn't sound as catchy as Fiyeraba or Gelphie or Bessa or Gloq or…" Nia rambled on.
"I GET IT!" Morrible shouted.
"Who are these people these reviewers keep mentioning?" Glinda frowned.
"Snape is a Harry Potter character. He's one of the professors," Nia explained.
Glinda read one fic and ran out off the stage, sobbing.
"Um… that was unexpected," Nia muttered as she pulled out her laptop to show the boys the video. "Well, gentleman?" she asked once they finished watching it.
All three men groaned, their heads buried in their hands.
"Well… this has been fun," Nia said in her Glinda voice. "I'm going to get Glinda and start setting up for the final episode."
"I can't believe this is ending," Elphaba said sadly.
"No tears. We still have one more episode," Nia offered brightly. "Oh my, this episode is… eighteen Word pages long! Sweet Oz!
The emerald witch seemed to brighten up a bit and chuckled.
"Well, that's all for now, everyone! See you at the next one!" Nia smiled as she ran offstage to retrieve the blonde witch and the lights dimmed.
Special thanks to NellytheActress, Doglover645, WickedBrony, Elphaba'sGirl, HeartofInk22500, woodland59, spiritwarrior27, MyVisionIsDying, Chanty420, SuperIdinaMenzelObsessedFanboy, Elphieispopular (Guest), Fandomsforinfinity, TheWickedrae, and Axel Treehorn (Guest)
Songs Used:
'For the First Time in Forever' from 'Frozen'
'Think of Me' from 'Phantom of the Opera'
'I Won't Say I'm in Love' from Disney's Hercules
'Defying Gravity' from 'Wicked'