"Welcome to Total Drama Cartoon Network the Aftermath!" Geoff said to the camera. "I'm your host Geoff!"

"And I'm your other host Bridgette!" Bridgette said sitting down next to Geoff.

"And we're brother ladies!" Cheese yelled.

"Will you be quiet!?" Bloo asked annoyed.

"And there is the Peanut Gallery. Since it is getting so large, we'll just can you guys that." Geoff said.

"Whatever man. I'm not stopping you." Duncan said.

"Today, we have Susan, Mary, LSP, Nina, Gil, Gretchen and Sissy!" Bridgette said.

"Finally! The beautiful test girl of my dreams is here." Eugene said before sighing.

"Cody is still in! YES!" Sierra yelled next to him.

"First up, she's the princess of a lumpy land, the first character on her show to be eliminated, and hates Katie for some random reason, its LSP!" Bridgette said.

LSP grumbled as she flew out and floated above the seat. "What do you guys lumping want?"

"We just wanted to know how was your time on the show." Bridgette said.

"Well, I'll tell you it was the most dumbest…" LSP said continuing on and on about how the show was almost every word possible.

"Wow, while LSP is telling us the experience, watch another rejected auditions." Geoff said.

Sheep's (Sheep in the Big City) Audition

Sheep stood infront of the camera and looked straight into it. "Baaa baaa baaa!" He bleated waving his arms.

"Okay, I understand why that one was rejected. We have no idea what he was saying" Wilt said.

"…dirtiest, lamest, stupidest…" LSP continued.

"Must resist murdering the Katie hater." Sadie said clinging onto an axe.

"Isn't that a little harsh?" Cyborg asked.

"SHUT UP!" Sadie said swinging the axe in the air.

"Thanks LSP. Our next guests are twin redhead genesis with a little brother, a talking dog and their own laboratory. Please welcome Susan and Mary Test" Bridgette said.

Susan walked out with her arms crossed and Mary was waving to the crowd.

"I LOVE YOU SUSAN TEST!" Eugene yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Sadie yelled waving her axe crazily.

"Ahhhhh!" Eduardo said running off the stage.

"Looks what you did!" Eva yelled.

"I'm going to kill you Eva!" Sadie said pouncing on Eva and they fell into the crowd.

"What is wrong with Sadie?!" Geoff yelled shocked.

"I'm guessing that Katie keeps Sadie's emotions in check and Katie is super dependent on others.."

"What makes you say that?" Geoff asked.

"Why don't we just roll a clip?" Susan asked.

"Fine."

Katie ran up to Lindsay where a blue bandana, orange skirt, red tank top and brown boots. "Man, I was in the tanning salon for a long time." Lindsay said looking at Katie thinking she was her reflection.

Katie walked up to Raven wearing a clock similar to the one she wore. "You were touching my stuff?!" Raven said with an angry and annoyed face.

"No, I made it myself so we could be BFFFLs!" Katie said jumping up and down.

Raven response was using her power to keep Katie still as she walked away.

"Sorry girls, but we used up both your time." Bridgette said, "Who's next Geoff?"

"I don't know." Geoff said. "Hey, where is Cyborg and Sadie?"

Cyborg was missing from the Peanut Gallery and Eva was laying on the ground unconscious.

Suddenly the screen turned on with Sadie wearing dark red pants, black tee shirt, and a long purple cape. "Hahahaha!" Sadie laughed as Cyborg was tied up without an arm.

"Um, where is my arm?" Cyborg asked to Sadie.

"What arm?" Sadie asked hiding the arm behind her back.

"Anyway, that's all the time we have!" Bridgette said running offstage with Geoff, Susan and Mary right behind her.

LSP continued to rate while Gil, Gretchen, Nina and Sissy came out. Gil looked around and asked, "Um, is it time for my interview?"

Izzy popped down with a creepy smile on her face. "Okay, let's play Truth or Explosive! Nina and Gretchen, what are your opinions on Raj and Clam?"

"I guess Raj is pretty nice." Nina stated.

"Clam is a little stalker." Gretchen said with her arms crossed.

"Sissy, am I awesome?" Izzy asked. "And Gil, what's ten subtracts three squared?"

"Not at all!" Sissy said annoyed.

"Um, twenty-seven!" Gil shouted out.

"WRONG ANSWERS!" Izzy said as she pulled out a bazooka.

Sissy and Gil ran out of the stage with Izzy behind them.

"That's it!" Nina said. "For this episode we guess"

"Watch the next episode of Total Drama Cartoon Network. And maybe some of the other stories on the author's profile. Not sure that you would want to though." Gretchen mumbled.

"…and the dullest experience of my life!" LSP said finishing before the camera turned off.