No Clowning Around

Haiku the first:

Putties become clowns

Did Stephen King write this one?

Creepiness abounds

Haiku the second:

It's Trini's cousin

Child actors are just awful

Awards not deserved

Haiku the third:

Pineapple the clown

Mummy will he murder me?

You can hope that's all

Haiku the fourth:

Kid turned to cardboard

Adds more depth to character

Down with child actors!

Haiku the fifth:

It's time for the zords

Giant monster against them

Form the megazord