Foul Play in the Sky

Haiku the first:

Taking to the skies

Rita wants to crash the plane

But Kim saves the day

Haiku the second:

Guess what Uncle Steve?

You'll never appear again

What happened to you?

Haiku the third:

Bullies on a plane

Come fly with me Bulk and Skull

You'll regret it soon

Haiku the fourth:

Is Uncle Steve Dead?

No he's just passed out on us

No need to worry

Haiku the fifth:

Are they gonna crash?

No it's pre 9/11

The heroes can't die

Haiku the sixth:

Snizzard a lizard

What genius named this one?

Someone should be fired

Haiku the seventh:

Kim can fly the plane

Thanks to the help of Alpha

Saved by the robot

Haiku the eighth:

Different time then

Today Kim would be shot down

Thank you Osama*

*Dear internet this is sarcasm

Haiku the ninth:

Time to die Snizzard

Kim defeats the tonsil snakes

Now shoot the apple