A/N: Carix here! Sorry I've been gone so long, I was completely flooded with work and college so I'm so sorry guys
Naruto: You bastard! You left me alone with these…fangirls!
Carix: Fufufu..of course, do you have a problem with that?
Naruto: Uh..no of course not..I was just saying..
Carix: Good, now do the disclaimer please, I'd rather not get sued.
Naruto: *Gulps* Fine! Carix doesn't own Naruto or Devil May Cry; he will however own any original techniques or characters! Enjoy the chapter!
Carix: Now as usual, review replies will be at the end of the chapter! So be sure to read that as well.
Naruto sighed before getting up, he had just woken up from the long day before, and he decided to go hurry and take a shower before the "exam".
He walked out of his shower with a towel wrapped around his waist and looked at the full body mirror he had next to the door of said bathroom. Naruto looked himself over and couldn't help but smile at his new appearance. If it was not for the whisker like marks on his cheeks, he was sure that he would not be recognizable one bit, which wasn't bad either. He saw that his body changed greatly with Kyuubi burning all of the left over baby fat and turning it to straight muscle.
He was sure that if he never met his ancestors or the fox for that matter, he would still look like that pathetic child wearing that 'kill me' orange jumpsuit and would be acting like a total idiot.
But today he didn't feel like dressing up, so he just put on some black pants, ninja sandals, and a black mesh shirt with his headband tied around his neck. He looked over to his drawer and saw the case for his sword, so he wrapped that around himself and secured it and just put a black trench coat over it. He wanted to take it a little easy today.
Before he left his house, he looked at his kitchen and heard his stomach growl loudly. He looked towards the refrigerator and once again heard his stomach growl. "You know what? Fuck it. If I throw up then that all there is to it but I'm hungry right now." Naruto said before running back to the kitchen and pulling the door open. It then revealed some left over pizza boxes, and a few bottles of Sake.
Naruto grabbed one of the boxes and began to eat the cold pizza. Once that box was done, he pulled the next one out and devoured that one; it would take a while for him to be done.
Later On
During Naruto's walk, he noticed the hungry looks on the face of the female portion of the village, and was sure that had it not been for public laws on sexually explicit conduct, said women would ravish him. Anko told him that women always crave good-looking guys but they would never truly be with one. The female mind is very complex and confusing unlike guys, who just far too simple to get.
The white haired boy feared that the day would come when he would let his guard down and boom, he would be in a large sex orgy, with him being the only male among them. He continued walking until he saw that he was in his team training grounds and that said teammates were already there. He looked around and saw that he teacher wasn't there which told him he was going to be late again.
'I think sensei does this all the time, as he was late yesterday. Well I guess I don't have to wake up this early anymore but I don't feel like talking to these two so I think I'll just chill for a bit.' He thought before changing his direction to the forest next to him, he laid down in a tree and allowed his eyes to rest. He needed the extra sleep for today.
It was several hours before the arrival of Hatake Kakashi. He walked casually towards the two and raised his hands saying "Yo" to both of the two gennin, who got pissed immediately. Well Sakura did, Sasuke was more set on glaring holes into the man.
"Both you and Naruto are LATE!" she yelled with Kakashi looking confused before he laughed at her words
"Please Sakura; I'm not some low ranked academy student." He said looking behind his back at the trees "Naruto, why don't you grace us all with your presence." He said. The two gennin's all turned their head to the location Kakashi was looking at but found no trace of their white haired teammate. Sakura then looked at Kakashi in confusion.
"Umm Kakashi-sensei I don't think Naruto is here. Sasuke-kun and I have been here since 7 and neither one of us has seen him." She said, wondering how her sensei could make such a mistake in perception with him being a jounin and all.
"I've been here since eight pinky. You might have noticed if you weren't so concerned about the Uchiha." Naruto said as both of his teammates looked at his direction only to see him leaning against one of the trees. "Yo" was all he said with a wave of his hands. Sasuke just looked shocked beyond words at seeing his teammate stand there as if he was a ghost 'I didn't even see him appear? What type of power are you hiding Dobe?' He thought.
Sakura however was quick to get over her shock, as said shock turned to anger as she spoke "Naruto, why are you late?" she yelled, only to see Naruto picking his ears before he responded in a cool, calm tone.
"You'll wake the dead with your voice pinky (Sakura growls). Anyway I didn't feel like being with you two, so I just slept in until Kakashi-sensei got here." He said as Sakura growled only for Kakashi to intervene.
"Anyway, now that we're here, let's start this test." Kakashi walked over to a tree stump and put down a timer. He held out two silver bells before tying it to his waist. "It is 10:30 right now. You guys have until 12:00 to get the bells from me. Come at me with the intent to kill."
"Are you sure about that sensei?" Sakura had a little concern in her voice. She did not want to see her sensei beaten to badly by her Sasuke-kun.
Kakashi idly wondered if she was showing concern for him or concern that Sasuke was going to beat him. "Don't worry about me Sakura, just worry about yourselves. After all, you guys won't land a single scratch on me. I'm jounin for a reason you know."
Naruto let out a little laugh. Kakashi glanced at Naruto before flicking the bells. Sakura looked at the bells and saw only two. "Kakashi-sensei, why are there only two bells when there are three of us?"
"I'm glad you asked Sakura. You see in this exam only two of you will pass and the ones that don't will go right back to the academy." He said with an eye smile. Sasuke and Sakura immediately held looks of determination on their face that said that they would get the bells, while Naruto simply yawned into his hand, thus catching the attention of everyone
"Can we hurry this along? I don't want to waste any more time here." Naruto said with Sasuke and Sakura giving him looks of confusion
"Okay then everyone ready, set, BEGIN." He said with everyone vanishing. Kakashi surveyed the area and was impressed with the way the gennin hid themselves. 'Hmm not bad for some beginners, as they are doing quite a good job of hiding. Wait I only sense two, where's the other one?' Kakashi asked in his head only to feel a presence behind him.
"You know sensei; it's not a good idea to let your guard down, not even for gennin." Said Naruto. He then raised his arm, which held a kunai, and sent it towards Kakashi's spine. Kakashi took the shot and was shocked that Naruto appeared behind him without any sound to indicate his presence 'It's as if he knows the silent killing technique from Kiri. I thought that this kid was the class dobe. What's going on here?' Kakashi asked himself before he turned into a log and reappeared on the other side of the clearing.
'What the hell is that idiot doing?' Sasuke thought, though he was curious about how Naruto was able to appear behind the man without even hinting his presence. Sakura however was more concerned with finding Sasuke then watching her idiot teammate get his ass kicked right now. Of course, she would watch that but only with Sasuke.
Kakashi was about to reach into his pouch to pull out something but Naruto spoke getting his attention.
"Kakashi, I'm afraid I can't allow you to take out that book." He said closing his eyes and stood still for a moment. Kakashi however was surprised that Naruto knew of his book, but didn't heed his warning as he pulled said book out.
"Oh and why's that?" he asked only to see it burst into flames. He looked up to see Naruto's left index and middle fingers were extended with smoke coming off them. Naruto then brought up his right arm to his back, and in a swirl of flames appeared the Kyuubi sword in his hand, making Kakashi's eyes widened. He then saw Naruto's eyes open to reveal full blood red silted eyes as he removed the sword and stabbed the blade into the ground before flames surrounded the sword that told Kakashi that he would be at deaths door for dinner tonight. If he didn't take this seriously that is.
"Because, I'm going to make sure that your attention is focused on nothing but me, NOW LETS GO!" Naruto said charging forward and extended the Nodaichi class sword in a wide slash. Kakashi jumped over the slash and landed behind the white haired boy only to see said boy strike the ground he once stood on and made his eyes widened once more. When the blade touched the ground, it burst right into flames but these flames weren't your regular orange but that of pure pitch black.
Kakashi quickly rolled to the side, dodging the stab, and chucked a Kunai at Naruto's head, only to see said boy cut through it. Naruto then raised his sword high and sent it towards a down Kakashi, who took out more kunais and blocked the sword by crossing his arms and held it. Naruto pushed till the tip of his sword was touching the ground. Naruto then pulled back hard and sliced through the Kunai's with ease before trying to stab Kakashi through his stomach, only to see said man back flip himself off the ground making Naruto's sword stab the earth. Kakashi was about to follow his attack, only to see Naruto grasp hard on his sword before twisting the handle, causing it to ignite in flames and break the rock under it.
Naruto then called out "Exceed" and charged at Kakashi, but this time the speed and power was far stronger than before. Kakashi brought up his Kunai, thinking that they would block the hit. He was soon rudely awakened when the hit came and tore through the kunais and Kakashi himself, only to reveal that he was an actually shadow clone. Naruto still tore through it, before twisting himself on the heel of his right foot and coming to an abrupt stop, and pushed himself up to his feet, thanks to his sword
He was not the only one marveled by the attack, as Sasuke and Sakura could not believe their eyes. They always thought that Naruto was the weakest member of the team, so he would be taken out first, and then they would get their chance and pass the test. However seeing the way the white haired boy was fighting their sensei and was keeping him on his feet told them otherwise.
They then saw Kakashi sneak up behind Naruto and chopped the back of the neck seemingly knocking him out "Well done Naruto, but as you said, never let your guard down to your opponent." He said seeing the boy fall forward. Only to be shocked when the boy's "body" was replaced with a log.
What the hell?" He questioned only to hear claps from behind his back. When he turned he saw Naruto clapping his hands, with his sword sticking on his back firmly, and it didn't look like it would fall any time soon, which made him wonder one thing…how the hell did he get his sword to stick on his back like that? Was he using Chakra? Did he apply glue to his back? What did he do?
His thoughts were broken when Naruto spoke "You know what Kakashi, that was very impressive, but I think I've had enough fun for one day, and simply pass the test." Naruto said as he held up the two silver bells. Bells that made Kakashi go wide-eyed and look to his waist and saw said bells were gone. He looked at Naruto for an answer, but was greeted to the he already knew to his question and answered for him
"If you're wondering how I got the bells, well I simply got them when I appeared behind you. It only took one full second for me to take the bells from you, while you were distracted." Naruto simply said as he jingled the bells and allowed their sound to be heard throughout the area. Sasuke and Sakura just looked on in disbelief at what they just saw, but before they could question it, they felt a pair of hands on their shoulders. They were soon tied to the posts with Naruto leaning on his in the center, a big smirk on his face evident of his accomplishment.
A/N: Muahahahahaha Cliffhang no jutsu go! Sorry for the cliffhanger guys, It's just to make you all ready for the next chapter…wait..why do you have bats? C'mon guys I'm just being a good auther *cries out* Don't hurt me!
*cough* Alright now onto the review replies, and WOW so many, thank you all very much!
Knight25:
In terms of which girl for Naruto, how about not going for the cliche of pairing him up with a konoichi and instead have him paired with the daughter of the Ramen stand that Naruto always goes to? This way, we can have a bearable pairing for once and you can focus on the main story.
Also, don't go with the harem...there's too many stories with the harem thing. It's way over rated and absolutly boring to read!
As for your story so far, please continue.
Also, heres an idea! It would be very interesting if Chakra couldn't effect mid rank Demons and Devils only seals. Hense why the Tailed Beast had to be sealed.
Thank you so much for the review! I'll take it all into consideration, I love the idea, I'll try to implement it into further chapters.
Anon1:
I don't agree with some of this other guys because I love god-like naruto. I vote for Fu because she hardly gets pick in the crossovers.
I like a strong, smart Naruto, but god-like is fine for me I guess. Thanks for the vote, I'll be sure to take it into consideration.
Chanakya:
Pretty interesting, as your request here is my list of who I would like to see in the harem:
Hana, Shizuka, Anko, Samui, Konan, Yugito, Kurotsuchi
Duly noted, and thank for very much for reading.
Mzr90:
Great story so far man and looking forward to any other stories you right and my vote is for Harem here's who I want in it Yugao, Hana, Shizune, Shizuka, Koyuki, Samui and Tsunami.
Thank you so much!
I'll be sure to tally your votes down.
Sang20:
Likeing this so far and yeah most make him godlike right from the start. Start out above avg and build him up is a good way to go. The harem idea is used so much it's kinda lost it edge. My vote goes to Temari for his girlfriend/ love interest
Thanks' for your review and compliment! I'll try my best not to make him god-like
I'll tally your vote down! Thanks for reading.
Nara110:
I like this story hope u updated soon and make it a harem with Samui, Yugito, Shion and Mei.
I'm so sorry It took so long to update, thank you for being patient and for reading my story.
I'll tally yours down.
Jin Dante Kazama:
Love it :]
Thank you! Love you too..wait…that sounds wrong..uh..nvm.
RasenShuriken92:
its great!
can it be a little harem?
Hinata,Mei and kurenai?
thanks 4 the chap
Thanks! It can be a little harem but…sorry man I just can't do Hinata, I can't
You're welcome! And sorry this one took so long.
Naruto no juubi:
you know i dont care if naruto is godlike i mean dante nero and vergil are pretty much godlike to i mean in damc four its seems as if dante doesn't have any trouble with any of his enemys so yeah, and keep up the good work this fic i already kickass and you wrote only 2 chaps as for the harem i was thinking samui anko andd i dunnoo tayuya maybe
Thank's for reading! I agree but idk the fans want non-god-like so I'll do that, though he will be smart
I'll tally yours down, thank you for reading and for the compliment!
Soleneus:
I like, personally. I am also a fan of Harems, so that's what i voted for. As for who should be in the Harem:
Samui, Temari, Anko, Hana, and Konan.
I like them, and i have not seen a NarutoxSamui pairing yet.
Thanks for reading! I'll tally yours down, and yeah I want more Naru/Samui too My favorite characters
Lovinaelita:
yugito kin tayuya and a 16 year old oc modeled after kushina named hikari mukaikaze
I'll take it into consideration!
Anona2:
You forgot for Kakashi to say they shouldn't eat... It's good though
Oh no I'm sorry T_T Don't hurt me, thanks for the compliment.
Erica:
It was awesome, no indescribable. Pure greatness more! Oh no parings, they are distracting focus on Naruto.
Thank you sooo much! I'll maybe do a small harem if that wins. Thank you for reading!
A/N3: Alright guys, hope you enjoy this chapter..please review and give me some constructive criticism.
Remember guys, I'm still looking avidly for a Beta, so if you know a good one shoot me a PM please
The voting will last until chapter 6, so be sure to vote.
Thanks for reading!
Bye Bye!