The Power Rangers Haiku Challenge: MMPR Season 1

by Pop Culture Poet

I've been set the challenge to write a haiku for every episode of Power Rangers. This is the collection of Haikus for season one of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

24. The Spit Flower

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Season 1 Episode 24:

The Spit Flower

Haiku the first:

Time for the parade

Create a float for world peace

Yeah take that Saddam

Haiku the second:

Recycle flowers

Really? How do they do that?

Create Potpourri

Haiku the third:

Putties destroy float

Kimberly is heart broken

Putties are douche bags

Haiku the fourth:

Zack's not sensitive

Likes to state the obvious

Yeah they trashed it man

Haiku the fifth:

Where will Rita strike?

Flower Power Peace Parade!

A blow to world peace!

Haiku the sixth:

Energy draining

Ferocious flowers weaken

Rangers almost squashed

Haiku the seventh:

Green to the rescue

Summon Dragonzord again

Need flute music now!

Haiku the eighth:

Flower beats dragon

Zords are helpless against him

What is there now?

Haiku the ninth:

Hit Spit Flower's sack!

A metaphor for scrotums?

I bet that hurts him

Haiku the tenth:

Alpha and Tommy

Work together to save float

That's what friends are for

Haiku the eleventh:

Ernie loves parades

Kim is surprised by her float

Tommy made her smile