Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 27:
Wheel of Misfortune
Haiku the first:
Rangers take the stage
Rumpelstiltskin starring Bulk
It's not quite Shakespeare
Haiku the second:
What's today's monster?
Well Kim has a spinning wheel
I bet it's involved
Haiku the third:
Green to the rescue
Tommy can fix anything
Always cheers up Kim
Haiku the fourth:
Stand up to bullies
Tommy could kick Bulk's large ass
Bulk is not so tough
Haiku the fifth:
Tommy defeated
By common putties no less
Great shame upon him
Haiku the sixth:
Tommy tricks putties
Feigns illness for no reason
Not even tied up
Haiku the seventh:
Wheel of Misfortune
Barely used in the battle
What a waste of time
Haiku the eighth:
Enter Ultrazord
Ultimate combination
Robots always win
Haiku the ninth:
Break a leg Rangers
Though not one of you can act
The show must go on
Haiku the tenth:
Bulk's pants split on stage
We can all see his boxers
The shame of it all