Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Season 1 Episode 30:
The Rockstar
Haiku the first:
Obnoxious kid time
Enter cousin Jeremy
A Red Ranger fan
Haiku the second:
Bulk eats messily
It's quite a disgusting sight
What a mucky pup
Haiku the third:
Bulk and Jason fight
It's brains before brawn you see
Bulk goes down again
Haiku the fourth:
What does Rita seek?
The mirror of destruction
A most heinous tool
Haiku the fifth:
Child actor is dubbed
His voice must be annoying
Needs career change
Haiku the sixth:
Zordon is calling
Weird shit in the Morphin' Grid
Jason must watch out
Haiku the seventh:
Sexy Scorpina
A most gorgeous villainess
Makes my monster grow
Haiku the eighth:
Rockstar monster strikes
Bring on the Power Rangers
Take down the villains
Haiku the ninth:
This beast is stone cold
Between rock and a hard place
Grab him by the stones
Haiku the tenth:
Treasure hunting kid
Follow the map find mirror
Don't let Rita win
Haiku the eleventh:
Scorpina battles
She takes on all five Rangers
A most worthy foe
Haiku the twelfth:
Sometimes I forget
Scorpina is a monster
My boner just died
Haiku the thirteenth:
It's Megazord time
We need the Power Sword now
Destroy the mirror
Haiku the fourteenth:
Bye annoying brat
Ha you won't be seen again
Damn you to hades
Haiku the fifteenth:
Goodbye to RadBug
Billy's greatest invention
No more flying car