A/N: For BuzzCat!
MEMOS
I just found out something very interesting…
What is it?
Actually, it's quite worrying…
What is it?
I think I might have seen it in my Nostradamus…
JUST tell me what it is, already!
Really, I think the Mayans might have predicted this…
ALBUS!
Sorry, sorry…
What's taking you so long?
I'm trying to recover my point.
You were going to tell me something end-of-the-world terrifying.
Ah, yes.
And?
I just found out that SOMEBODY has a certain irrational fear.
Is it that Severus is afraid of Hinkypunks? Because I already knew that.
HE IS?
That's clearly not what you wanted to tell me.
No. What I mean is that YOU, Minerva McGonagall, are deathly afraid of mice.
Who told you this?
You always insist that students hand out the mice, you have never caught a mouse in all your time as an Animagus and you jump every time you think you hear something run over the floor, you jump two feet out of your seat. You do the maths.
WHO told you this?
I just told you, pure deduction.
WHO WAS IT?
*Cowering in fear*.
WHO?!
*Setting up invisible barrier*.
ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE!
Barrier complete! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm outside your office.
It was SEVERUS!
And you were supposed to have defeated Grindelwald…
And you were supposed to be a cat…
…
I can't resist it any longer...
...
I'm telling the Marauders!
ALBUS!