A/N: Say hellooooo to Severus (his writing is in bold).
MEMOS
Albus Dumbledore, I HATE you.
What have I done this time?
You told… HER… what I told you!
Who do you mean by her?
You know exactly… wait… why am I seeing two different types of handwriting?
Minerva's in my office.
Hello Severus!
So now you are finishing each other's sentences? Cute.
Envy is not pretty.
Neither are you.
Now, that hurt, Severus.
Not you! I was talking to Minerva!
We share each other's pain.
Oh, for Merlin's sake.
I'll set the hinkypunk on you.
You didn't tell him?
She did!
I did.
You could have denied it, at least. Stupid Gryffindors.
Would you have believed me?
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Touché…
I have more Slytherin in me than you'll ever know.
Believe me, I know!
The great thing is, Albus cannot possibly insult me right now.
Why not?
Because I'm sat right next to him… THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION, ALBUS!…besides, I caught him last time and he ended up dangling by his shoelaces from the astronomy tower.
Ouch… Why didn't you fight back?
She took my wand.
Like I said, more Slytherin than you will ever know.
She's alright most of the time...Unless you annoy/insult/pester/upset her.
Not very tolerant is she?
Careful what you say, Dumbledore.
Ooh, 'Dumbledore' now, is it?
Don't push her.
I wouldn't like to.
Are you trying to get me murdered, man?
In one word: yes.
No, Albus, he's trying to get himself murdered.
I don't like the sound of this.
YOU don't like the sound of this? She's about to kill me!
Yep… she's just left my office.
I'm out of here. If you ever find my body, I want to be buried not cremated and I want everybody to wear yellow.
Yellow?
It's my favourite colour.
I salute you, my fine yellow fellow. Now run, run for the hills!
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Severus?
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Okay, he's gone, Minerva.
YELLOW? Ha ha ha ha ha!
I am going to get it in the neck for this...