MEMOS
Alright, I've done it.
Done what?
Planted the … you know what… in the cupboard.
Why do you keep calling it a "you know what"?
Because, Sevvie, she has eyes everywhere.
Albus, she has two eyes.
That's not what worries me.
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What worries me is the fact that you haven't reacted to being called Sevvie.
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Sevvie?
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Please don't leave!
Which cupboard did you put it in?
Which cupboard did I put what in?
The -
Don't say it! She has eyes everywhere.
The… you know what.
The one in the staffroom with the tea.
You idiot.
Why am I an idiot this time?
Because I am in the staffroom as well.
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OH NO! She's just told me it's my turn to make tea.
Put her off!
I tried, but Minerva is one stubborn cow.
Don't call my work wife that!
Your work wife?
Don't ask.
Albus, she is reeeeally angry…
Man up!
This coming from you…?
Either make the tea or I'll hex you myself.
So I'll get hexed either way?
Yes.
I'd rather you did it, in that case.
Why?
You won't like the answer.
Well, in that case…
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JUST OPEN THE DAMNED CUPBOARD!
But the "you know what" is going to go all over me!
Do it!
I don't want to!
Are you man or mouse?
Bat, actually, but that is neither here nor there.
DO IT!
Fine. On your head be it!
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5 MINUTES LATER!
Albus! Guess what?
What is it, my dear?
I just saw the most hilarious thing!
Severus getting covered in troll snot?
No, I… wait… that's right. How did you…?
I knew it would be the answer to a question someday…
You planned it, didn't you?
Well, I did, but it didn't turn out quite as it was meant.
What did you mean to do?
It's not so much what as who it was meant for…
Who was it for?
Nobody…
What?
Er…
Did you cook this up with Severus?
Ye-es.
Who were you aiming it at?
Well I wouldn't say aiming…
Let me rephrase that: Who was Severus aiming at?
YOU!
How did I know you would tell me when I said that?
Because you know everything, oh great and mighty wifey!
Good dog.
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And don't call me wifey or I'll set Richard on you.
I'll be good.
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Goodness gracious me, she can't even fight her own battles.
Wrong person, Albus. You're still sending the memos to me.
Oh… whoops.
If I were you, I would avoid Severus for a while… or a year.
He's that angry?
Yes. And I would also brush up on duelling skills.
He's that angry?
No. I AM!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!