MEMOS
You're fired.
WHAT?
You're also very gullible.
You idiot.
Had you scared for a minute though, didn't I?
You wish.
…
Why did you do that to me?
Umbridge told me to do it.
Oh, charming! So now you're her bitch?
What?
You do what she tells you.
You have got to stop talking to the children.
There may be a problem with that… it's kind of my job.
Kind of? It's nice to know you have such a clear view of your career.
You never answered my question.
For your information, I am not - as you so delicately put it - "Umbridge's bitch".
So why should I be fired this time?
You told the House Elves to replace her dinner with a bowl of dead flies.
You have no proof!
House Elves are obliging when asked.
Damn!
Ha! The evil genius finally slips up.
Shut it.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm off to have a party.
Why?
You're still my bitch!
You are soooooo her bitch.
Who is this?
Hey, Dumbles!
Who is this?
Gred Wesley.
Gred? Don't you mean Fred Weasley?
How could you tell?
You're in detention, aren't you?
Yes siree!
That figures.
Minnie really must stop leaving her memos lying around the place.
You were sneaking through her papers, weren't you?
I am not willing to risk earning several more detentions by admitting/denying that accusation.
I won't tell her.
Yes I was.
You crack that easily?
Only for you, Dumbles.
You remind me of someone…
Oooh! Who? Who? Who?
A/N: Déjà vu, anybody?