MEMOS
I really cannot believe you!
What did I do this time?
I think you know.
No… really, I don't.
Are you sure?
Yeeeees.
Take a second to think about it.
Well, I don't see what I could possibly have done to… oh… uh oh.
YOU INVITED MY MOTHER TO HOGWARTS! What were you thinking? CAN you think?
Contrary to popular belief (ahem) I CAN think.
All I have heard for the ENTIRE day is: "Minerva, dear, you are slouching!" or "Minerva, darling, you need a haircut!" or "Minerva, sweetheart, you really should stop talking so much to students outside of class!". It is driving me mad!
More mad than usual?
…
Wait.
…
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Too late, beardy boy. Found a new hiding place yet?
Err… YES!
Even Poppy won't save you this time!
*Gulp*
TWO MINUTES LATER
Ouch…
I did warn you.
…
…
So… when will your delightful mother be visiting Hogwarts again?