A/N: I apologize in advance for the total randomness of this memo, but 'tis based on a conversation I actually had (no kidding).
MEMOS
*Bored face*
*Tired face*
Is this the beginning of a smiley war?
You know, I think it just might be…
*Wise face*
*I'm going to beat you face*
*Sad face*
*Sweet face*
*Smiley face*
Ha! You fool! When am I ever sweet?
*Winner face*
What?
I win; you stopped talking in smilies!
So have you!
But you stopped first!
And?
And you looooooose!
Rictumpsempra.
Doesn't work through paper.
Want to bet?
Hold on a second, I just have to answer the knocking at my office door.
Ok.
Wait a second…
…
You're suspiciously calm for someone who was going to hex me a second ago.
So now the brain cells redevelop?
Who said I had them in the first place?
Touché.
Anyway…I…I'm not going to open the door…
You were lucky.
…
This time.
How do you know there will be a next time?
Oh, there will be…
5 Minutes later...
Minerva?
Yes, Severus?
Do you know what PMS is?
Why?
It's just Albus said you had it and I wasn't quite sure what it was.
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!
You called?
I TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER TIME!
*Gulp*
...
...
I still don't get it.
...
*Lonely face*