A/N: Apologies for the huuuuge hiatus. I've been trying to finish the Lego Harry Potter game - among many other things. Here's one for greenlover2.
MEMOS
Albus, I am only going to ask you this one time.
I can't count the number of times you've said that to me.
That's because you can only count up to ten. You ran out of fingers.
Actually, I devised a very clever (if I do say so myself) way of counting to twenty!
Did you use your toes as well?
That… would have been a lot easier.
What did you do?
Took the number of ghosts in the castle, counted one for every five ghosts then subtracted the number of talons Fawkes has.
You're an idiot.
Well look here, who's being stressy now?
I don't have time for your antics right now; remember the "little bit" of paperwork you "politely" asked me to do for you while you were at the Ministry?
Ah… about that…
It was a boatload!
Alright, calm yourself.
Yes, well I don't have time for your childishness right now!
Might I remind you that you started this chain of memos?
Did I?
Would I lie to you?
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Don't answer that.
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You were going to ask me a question?
Was I?
There, question done. Goodbye.
Hang on, if you are at the Ministry, how are these memos reaching you so quickly?
Time travel.
You idiot.
You've already used that one in this conversation.
Really? You must be double the amount of stupid today.
However ridiculous (and ABSOLUTELY, FANTASTICALLY, AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT) I might be, what did you want to know.
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Minerva?
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Helloooooo?
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What were you doing hiding in my wardrobe?
Looking for trouble-makers. Always looking for trouble-makers.