A/N: Wow! One hundred memos… and you are still reading them? Are you mad?
MEMOS
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yes, alright.
Mawh ha ha ha ha!
You can stop laughing now.
Ha ha ha! I can't!
It really isn't that funny.
But it is!
Minerva, it is a valid fashion statement!
Where do you get your fashion information?
That is beside the point.
No it is not!
It is!
No it really is not! I just want to know what silly fool told you that getting an ear pierced was a good idea. You didn't listen to the Weasley twins, did you?
No… but I will never make that mistake again. If you really must know, I overheard some fourth year girls giggling over a magazine.
Ah… I see.
They said they think earrings are "so cool". I happen to agree.
Albus, what magazine was this?
Teenage Witch.
Albus, they were talking about earrings for women!
How do you know that?
I confiscated that same publication from a fourth year Hufflepuff this morning.
And you just happened to absorb its contents by shutting it in your drawer.
I like to keep up with the kids.
Of course.
Since when did this conversation turn on me? I think you'll find we WERE discussing your new body piercing.
The operative word there being "WERE".
Oooh, look who swallowed a dictionary this morning.
Unfortunately, I could not fit a whole dictionary into my mouth. Unlike you.
Watch it, Earring!
Is that my new nickname?
Indeedy.
…
So, what side is it on?
The right.
Is that -
NO THAT IS NOT AN INDICATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY!
Only asking.
…
You have to admit, it would make sense.
MINERVA!
A/N: Well, it makes a change for Albus to be getting angry!