MEMOS
You callous fop!
Arrogant ruffian!
Brain-dead simpleton!
Pathetic nit!
Swag-bellied weasel!
Pus-faced measle!
Rank fustilarian!
Blood-sucking besom!
Boot-licking scoundrel!
Fobbing flirt-gill!
Festering sap!
Errant pox-marked scut!
Hook-nosed swine!
Bawdy rump-fed nuisance!
Garish dizzy-eyed freak!
Artless elf-skinned lout!
Your face could turn Medusa to stone!
Your birth certificate is an apology from the contraception company!
Your stupidity is blinding. Please turn it off.
Every day with you is like an extra day of Hallowe'en.
I would ask how old you are, but I know you cannot count that high.
Next time you give birth, can I have one of the puppies?
Only if you don't EAT IT!
You know, every time you go for a swim in the lake, the Giant Squid jumps out!
Big fat liar!
You think I'm fat?
A/N: House points to the most creative idea for what they were insulting each other over! Plus, I might just make it a chapter in your honour… and no, this is not me fishing for ideas.