A/N: You lot spoil me with your reviews. BUT DON'T STOP! I like to be spoiled sometimes :)
MEMOS
Albus, I have a very serious question to ask you.
Yes, I will marry you.
I'm afraid someone beat you to that one.
Damn. Every time.
This has happened to you frequently before?
Only with you.
Why do I suddenly feel bad for being married? I know why. STOP DOING THE PUPPY DOG EYES!
But they work so well…
Not well enough to split up a marriage, Dumbledore.
Sigh.
That's my line.
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Back to my question, I really do need your opinion.
Yes, you should get the mullet.
I will never have a mullet, Albus, but, if you are not careful, you might just wake up with one.
NOOOOOOOO! My beautiful hair!
Can we be serious for one minute?
I'm not too sure that Mr. Black would be happy about that.
Not that joke again. Anything but that one.
Just ask your question.
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As long as it has nothing to do with Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
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Or Muggle fashion designers.
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Or animal husbandry.
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My specialist subject is "Amazing things said by Albus Dumbledore".
My question involves none of those things.
My life is over.
If only.
That was a little bit harsh, Minerva.
Yes, yes it was.
I question whether you have a heart sometimes.
Not more frequently? I am disappointed in myself.
So, now that I am suitably depressed, what was your ominous question?
Can I get your permission to change my name to Minerva McBadass?
A/N: Out-of-character question, you say? Well, I say that it makes perfect sense for it is absolutely true.