A/N: Sirius is in bold, people!
Oh, those idiotic, wormy little ba-
What did they do this time?
The Four Idiots only decided to scrawl "What's new, Pussycat?" at the top of every page of a diary and then leave it outside of my office wrapped up in paper with cartoon mice running around it.
You have no evidence, Minerva!
Mr. Black, you will desist from using my forename!
I will not.
Detention.
It will take a lot more than that, MINERVA.
No more Hogsmeade weekends for a month. No Quidditch. No broomstick privileges.
I concur.
Now she's got you where she wants you.
No, Professor, I'm not in her bed.
In your dreams, Black.
Yes indeed, Professor. Yes indeed.
Albus, is it immoral to castrate students?
Yes.
Damn.
Then again, if you were to do it by hand…
SHUT UP!
With all due respect, Mr. Black, before you get murdered by our dear Transfiguration Professor, can you tell us why you are in this conversation?
I came to protest the innocence – and thereby defend the honour – of the four brave Gryffindors known to you as the Marauders.
But we already know you did it.
Honestly, we didn't do it! I swear on my stack of magazines.
Those had better not be Playwizard!
Why? Are you in it this time?
ALBUS!
I'll take that as a yes.
Saucy minx.
Give it up, Black. Insulting me won't distract me.
WE DIDN'T DO IT!
I KNOW IT WAS YOU FOUR!
How?
Because you never said "but I wish we had done it".
Damn! I knew I forgot something. Moony reminded me of that as well!
I suggest sending it by owl next time.
Thanks, Dumbly.
Gah! I swear males were invented simply to cause extreme aggravation.
Is it time for somebody to learn about the birds and the bees?
A/N: By the way, guys, if any of you have tumblr let me know because I need to follow some more Potterheads :)