A/N: A little idea thought up by Bushy-haired-know-it-all.
MEMOS
He will get his due, I am sure.
But I honestly didn't do it this time!
Black? Is that you?
The one and only.
What are you doing in the castle? I swear if you go anywhere near any of my students I will-
Castrate me with a rusty knife, I know. But I really didn't do anything! I swear on my pile of motorcycle magazines.
Ah, so not Playwizard this time?
ALBUS! Now is not the time for jokes!
I disagree. In times like these, we need to see some light.
There is a murderer in your school and all you can do is make terrible jokes?
Well, when you put it like that…
How many times do I have to tell you people that I am not a murderer?
Why should we believe you? Don't even answer that! I'm getting my wand and I'm tracking you down.
I'm on the third floor.
Rookie mistake.
Ah, but is it?
You, my friend, are a genius.
You do believe me though, don't you Dumbles?
That you're not reading Playwizard?
No. That I'm not a murderer.
I do.
Then why don't you tell her that?
I prefer to watch you struggle.
Gee, thanks.
She'll wear herself out eventually.
…
You'll be able to talk to her then.
A/N: To attempt to make up for the wait, I'm posting two chapters at once!