Yay no more prop 8 or DOMA:-)
"Wake up!" Rachel shook Brittany's shoulder trying to wake herself up as well." Leave me alone." Brittany grumpily mumbled under her breath." Come on we have to clean up Santana and Quinn come home today." Brittany's eyes shot open remembering that today was the day she got her wife back. Rachel fell over as the blonde moved in a rush now that she was wide awake." I'll just lay here." Rachel suggested with a finger straight in the air.
"Get up Rachel, our girls are coming home." Brittany practically yelled the last end." What the hell did we drink last night?" Rachel growled. Brittany looked at the empty bottles Lying on the floor by the bed." I guess vodka." Brittany bent over and grabbed the empty bottles holding them up for her friend to see." Oh I remember now some what."
The house took both women some time to clean since both were still recovering from their crazy night, the blonde couldn't recall anything from. Rachel could remember a little but just about them drinking nothing after that, but by the look at the house they had ate everything they could get a hold of." We are pigs when we drink." Rachel exclaimed working on the dinning room." Yes we are." Brittany agreed frowning." We should go grocery shopping." Rachel shook her head." Call the maid it is her job." Brittany narrowed her eyebrows at brunette." We are the pigs." Rachel shrugged." We'll pay her a good tip." Brittany thought about how she felt and then agreed and volunteered to call the maid herself." Good girl." Rachel smiled glad Brittany gave in that easy.
"She is going, I believe she was calling us slobs and other not so nice names in Spanish." Brittany announced still confused what the woman had actually said on the phone." She had stopped by this morning before we were awake and decided to come back later to clean, but I let her know we had the house if she did the food shopping." Rachel sat down on the couch patting for the blonde to sit down next to her.
"I'm hungry." Brittany admitted breaking the silence." Me too." Both stared at the other for a moment before they both cracked up." We are pigs." Brittany snorted making Rachel laugh harder." I wonder if anyone else is this bad?" Brittany thought out loud." We can google it?" Rachel suggested pulling out her phone." Don't, we'll just live in our blissfulness ignorance." Brittany laid her head on Rachel's shoulder." Sounds good to me."
A McDonald's run later they were home again dancing to music in their pajamas they had put back on." This is how yesterday night started." Rachel recalled." I don't remember." Brittany danced passed her to the wine cabinet." I love that my wife has a whole stuck of this good stuff." Rachel rolled her eyes." You're such a dork now." Brittany stuck her tongue out at her best friend as she poured two glasses of whatever she grabbed." Here you go my dear friend." Brittany handed Rachel a cup." That looks expensive Britt." Rachel hesitated." I believe it will be alight." Brittany winked." Are you supposed to be drinking?" Brittany shook her head." No I guess not." Rachel's eyes widened." What?" Brittany started to laugh." I am kidding I can't drink after I get pregnant but right now I am fine too." Rachel relaxed more knowing Santana wasn't going to kill her for letting the blonde drink.
"I can't believe they weren't here to pick us up themselves." Santana complained not expecting the driver to be waiting on them in the airport and not her wife and friend." Probably had something to do." Quinn shrugged." More important then picking us up? Pssh Quinn." Santana huffed hoping everything was alright at home. The driver had informed them the blonde had called him and asked him to pick them up earlier saying they had something come up." I can't wait to see Britt." Santana smiled thinking of her wife." We will here very soon." Quinn texted Rachel letting her know they were on her way.
R- we have a problem :/
Q- what?
R- we were drinking and locked ourselves in Santana's hall closet and Brittany won't stop crying. Help!
Quinn wanted to laugh out loud but then she would have to explain to Santana what was going on back at her house and she didn't want to embarrass either woman at the moment.
Q- Tell Brittany to calm down, were almost there. I will help you all and Santana won't know.
Santana had been watching the blonde type on her phone biting her lip in thought. "Something wrong?" Quinn looked up from her phone." Nope everything is A ok." Santana was suspicious but didn't push Quinn any more.
As soon as they arrived at Santana's house Quinn took off rather fast and made her way upstairs before Santana got out of the car." Rachel, Brittany?" Quinn called out as soon as she was by the closet.
" Oh my god Quinn please get us out." Rachel cried." Please." Brittany echoed desperately." It's dark in here and smells old." Brittany continued." Old? Brittany it smells like laundry." Rachel argued." Ok you two I will try to find the key." Turning Quinn ran to Santana's room looking around she grabbed every key she found and ran back." One of these hopefully will fit." Quinn announced hoping one did." So can you tell me how you two ended up in a closet and not a room?" Quinn asked curiously trying not to laugh.
" Brittany's fault." Rachel yelled out." No it wasn't your the one that said it rolled in here." Brittany argued back." No I said it might have and you're the one that shut the door." Brittany gasps." I did not ,it shut its self." Quinn shook her head as she tried the last two keys before declaring she didn't have the
Right keys." We're going to be
Stuck in her forever." Brittany cried." Oh no don't cry again." Rachel pleaded.
"Well I can't find the key so I am going to have to tell Santana." Quinn announced.
"Tell Santana what?" Santana asked walking up behind the blonde who turned with a hand full of keys." What are you doing?" Quinn pointed to the closet door." Two crazy drunks locked them selves in your closet." Santana's eye brow shot up as she rushed to the door and tried to turn the Knob." Brittany you in there?" Santana demanded." Hi san." Brittany greeted from the other side of the door." How are you two in that small closet?" Santana asked not seeing how this was possible." Very closely squished together." Rachel answered." Oxygen is sparse at the moment." Rachel added." Ok don't move I will go get the keys." Santana ran to her room. " move that is funny honey." Brittany sarcastically exclaimed." Shut up." Rachel demanded irritated." Both of you cool off we'll get you out." Quinn intervened not wanting them to start arguing with one another.
" I believe these are the keys." Santana happily announced as she skipped up to the door. Putting the key in the hole it turned and the door popped open." There you go." Brittany fell out of the closet onto the floor taken in fresh oxygen her body desperately needed." We're alive." She dramatically cried." Yes you two are." Santana laughed looking down at her wife. Rachel ran to her girlfriend." I missed you." Rachel wrapped her arms around Quinn's waist." I missed you too sweetie." Quinn kissed the brunette on the lips before hugging her back." Let's go." Rachel turned and looked down at the blonde who was still lying on the floor." You ok?" Brittany nodded." Yes but never going in a closet with you again." Brittany firmly declared never wanting to relive that experience again.
" Did you find what you were looking for?" Quinn asked wanting to know. Rachel shook her head." What was it?" Brittany's cheeks turned bright red." A M&M." Rachel glared at the blonde. Quinn and Santana stared at the two dumbfounded. " All that trouble for a M&M?" Santana couldn't believe it." Yes all that trouble because your
Wife is a pig." Rachel put a hand on her hip. Brittany shrugged." I really wanted it." Brittany explained not looking at any of the three women around her.
A month later
"Brittany everything looks good and from everything I have gathered today and your last appointment we will be ready to start the baby making process." Brittany turned to her wife." Baby?" Brittany wanted feedback from her." You know I am ready." Santana winked.
"I guess lets go ahead and do it." Brittany announced cheerfully." Ok I will set the date and we will go from there you two." Walking out of the clinic Santana leaned over and gave Brittany a kiss on her cheek." I can't wait to see our baby Brittany." Brittany's heart soar at that thought." Me either baby."