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Chaos with a touch of Stealth
-Chapter Four-
"How long the path
Of which we take
To the left or to the right?"
(I'll never understand his need to use haikus)
"NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER"
":)"
"NO SMILING! NOT YET! SMILE WHEN THERE FLESH IS BEING RIPPED APART BY MY MEAT BICYCLE!"
"…."
"MY AXE!"
"….."
"IT"S MADE FROM THE BIKE SHE GOT FOR US AND WE WILL AVENGE HER WIT H IT"
"I see
Vengeance with the past
How sweet it will feel"
"STOP"
"?"
"No matter what. TROY IS MINE!"
"Understood"
(Yes. We will enjoy his finally moments. We will make him suffer for what he did. Id prefer we got all of them, but as long as we get are hands on him it doesn't matter)
"Quiet"
"WHY!"
"SHHHHH!"
~Krieg struggling to whisper~ "Why?"
"I hear the sounds
Sounds of hunger
Hunger for flesh"
"….I DON'T GET IT"
":("
(Quiet Krieg. It must be something if Zero is trying to get you to be quiet)
"What IS IT?"
Zero pointed behind us as three adult Bullymong came over the hill.
"They have found us"
"TIME TO COLLECT SOME FUR!"
(Fur? You know what whatever. Just be careful they are a lot bigger then we are)
"Wait"
"COME TO ME MY CHILDREN! FEEL THE WRAITH OF MY MEAT BICYCLE!"
Krieg charged at the adult bullymong and if hadn't been for his look, his weapon and his choice of battle cry it would have almost looked heroic. He jumped at the first one slamming his axe down upon its head killing it instantly. Zero in that time had dispatched the second one with his sniper rifle. Then Krieg dashed at the last bullymong, but was smacked away by the bullymong causing him to fly into Zero knocking them both over.
"Get off of me
My body can't fight
With such weight upon it"
"SORRY"
Krieg got back up and instantly charged the bullymong again who had also started charging at him. Right before they clashed Krieg threw his axe at the bullymong. It dug into the bullymong's forehead and then Krieg jumped on to the end of it digging it into the bullymongs brain causing it to die mid charge. It hit the Ground and skidded to a stop right in front of Zero who was still getting up.
"You beat me
Such skill
Worthy of my ally"
(I think that's the nicest thing he's ever said to us. Were finally growing on him)
"THANKS LITTLE MAN"
":("
(I don't think he likes being called little)
"WERE FALLING BEHIND SCHEDULE! LET'S GO!"
"….."
"THIS WAY"
~sigh~ "Very well"
"WAIT"
(What this time?)
"?"
"FUR"
It took Krieg an hour to get enough fur to be happy and make it into something.
"The fur of the dead
It suits you
An avenger of the lost"
"THANKS! ALWAYS WANTED A FUR CAPE"
(I got to say the cape does look really nice and were not freezing anymore which is a bonus, but Krieg where in the world did you learn to sow?)
"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!"
"What?"
"NOT TALKING TO YOU"
"Right the voice of the other
From the time before
Before the lost of the one"
"YOU CONFUSE ME! NOW LET'S GO!"
We walked for a long time upon that glacier, but we finally came upon the last hill and on the other side was their base. Those of which had taken away everything from us would finally pay.
"IT'S JUST OVER THIS HILL"
"We should scout first
Attack second
Get revenge third"
"YES!"
The duo climbed over the hill and using the scope of Zero's sniper rifle they were able to look down upon the base. They saw three of the four bandits. The midget and the psycho twins were in view, but no sign of Troy. He must have been inside one of the buildings sleeping.
"So what's the plan?"
"YOU TAKE THEM OUT WHILE I CHARGE DOWN THE HILL AND FIND TROY AND BURY MY MEAT BICYCLE IN HIS GROIN AND BASH HIS HEAD IN TO MUSH"
"It will be done"
(Finally it will be over)
The echo communicator at that very moment went off and the voice of a panicked girl could be heard.
"IF ANYONE IS OUT THERE AND CAN HEAR THIS I NEED HELP! I'M A VAULT HUNTER AND IM PINNED DOWN BY SOME BADASS BANDITS. NORMALLY I COULD HANDLE IT, BUT RIGHT NOW I KINDA NEED SOME HELP"
"The hunter is in need
Need of help
The help of us"
"IT CAN WAIT!"
(Zero you don't really think we would leave this after waiting so long)
"They will be here tomorrow
The hunter will not
We must go"
"NOOO!"
(Dam it Zero we need you to do this)
"I will go alone to help her if I must"
(Dam it! Fine but only cause we can't do this alone)
"FINE, BUT WE MUST HURRY! WEVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS!"
"This is why
The wait is worth it
The kill will be so much sweeter"
"YOU BETTER HOPE SO"