Hey Everyone I just want to say thanks for the support so far. So enjoy chapter 6 everyone.
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Chaos with a touch of Stealth
-Chapter Six-
"WELL I'M KRIEG AND THIS IS ZERO! YOU ARE IN THIS SHACK AND AS TO YOUR LAST QUESTION YOU ARE IN NOTHING BUT YOUR UNDERGARMETS BECAUSE WE ARE YOUR NEW MASTERS AND THIS IS HOW WE SEE FIT TO DRESS YOU!"
(What are you talking about?)
":("
"Your friend disagrees with you"
"NOOOOOOO! THAT IS HIS AGREEING FACE!"
"So how did you guys acquire me from the bandits?"
"Umm…BY CUTTING THEM TO BITS!"
":)"
"I see and where is my robot?"
"ROBOT?"
"?"
"You know the floating torso of death. It was fighting alongside me. Has sharp claws."
":|"
"….."
(I don't remember a robot)
"You mean he's not here. OH god death trap where are you buddy?"
(Quick Krieg let's get out of here before she starts freaking out)
"I'LL GO LOOK FOR IT OUTSIDE"
":O"
"Ok thanks"
We walked out of the hut and started to look around the carcasses of the bandits.
(Good thinking Krieg. Did not want to deal with that girl having a panic attack. Who knows how strong that robot arm is even if it's broken.)
"HEY LOOK OVER THERE"
(What is it?)
"LOOKS LIKE SCRAP"
(Don't say that to her. Well let's drag it back to the tent)
"So….Zero. Your friend is interesting. I'm assuming he was kidding about the whole you two being my masters."
":)"
"So then what's the real reason I'm only in my underwear"
":|"
"You don't speak much do you?"
"No"
"There you go. Now tell me why am I only in my underwear and don't make me ask your friend again"
"You were injured
Injury's can lead to death
If left alone and untreated"
"You mean you stripped me down and felt me up?"
":O"
"Relax I'm just kidding. You always this nervous around girls and I appreciate the effort and thanks for not messing with my arm. There are very few people who know how to fix it properly and by few I mean only me."
"….."
"You're just a ball of fun aren't you?"
":D"
"So you an alien?"
":("
"Take that as a no"
"I FOUND YOUR DEATH CRAP THINGY"
"IT"S DEATH TRAP NOT DEATH CRAP THINGY"
"WHATEVER IT'S CRAP NOW"
"What do you mean?"
"TAKE A LOOK. IT'S BEAT TO SHIT"
"Oh don't worry he's suppose to look like that."
"REALLY?"
(Really?)
"?"
"Here allow me to show you. DEATH TRAP I COMMAND YOU!"
The girl raised her robotic hand and instantly the robotic mess came to life and became a massive floating torso with claws of steel and a deathly stare, but just as quick as he became the fearsome robot she lowered her hand and it went back into a pile of crap.
"wow"
"THAT WAS FANCY! WANT TO SEE MY MEAT BICYCLE! SPEAKING OF WHICH WE HAVE SOME BANDITS TO KILL. ZERO IT'S TIME TO GO GET ME SOME VENGENCE!"
"We can't leave her here
Here is in the danger
And danger is coming"
"What you two talking about?"
"WE WERE ABOUT TO GO KILL BANDITS THAT NEEDED DYING, BUT THEN YOU HAD TO ECHO FOR HELP AND ZERO FORCED US TO COME HELP!"
The girl turned to Zero with a curious look and a very subtle smile. If Zero had any knowledge in the way of girls he would have notice there was a bit of fascination with him. We saw it but it was of no concern to us.
"I suppose I have you to thank for my rescue Zero"
She proceeded to look at Zero like he was some kind of amazing person for coming to her rescue.
(I think she already likes Zero. It's like no one came in to save from some bandits before and then strip her down and treat her wounds whilst also being really shy and quiet. Wait these are things girls like if I remember correctly. So it does make sense but no matter cause Zero won't figure it out)
"You're welcome"
"SO TIME TO GO KILL BANDITS"
"No"
"I'm ready to go if I can get some cloths on"
"YOU WILL REMAIN AS YOU ARE UNTIL WE SEE FIT TO DRESS YOU OTHERWISE!"
"Your friend already told me you're not my master"
"OH…SHAME! I SUPPOSE YOU CAN PUT CLOTHS ON! YOURS ARE IN THE CORNER OVER THERE"
"Thanks I guess. What's your problem with these bandits anyways?"
"EVEYTHING! THEY MUST DIE TODAY!"
"Well let's go then. I need to make up for what happened here"
"Fine"
"GOOD WERE ALL IN AGREEANCE! NOW LET'S GO"
"Also by the way the names Gaige I just thought you two would like to know that if you try to get my attention or anything."
"I DIDN'T REALLY CARE BUT GOOD TO KNOW"
"Gaige…..it has no tune with it"
Gaige's face went straight to a solemn position. She obviously didn't like Zeros comment.
(Bad move Zero, bad move)
After Three hours of walking we were back to are old scouting spot. Zero quickly looked to make sure things were as we left them the day before.
"Still only three of them"
"DAM"
"Was there suppose to be more?"
"Four"
"WE WILL START WITH THESE THREE! ZERO TAKE THE TALL PSYCHO TWIN, GAIGE TAKE OUT SHORT PSYCHO TWIN AND I'LL GET THE MIDGET! IVE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE"
(You know your plans aren't as bad as I would think them to be)
"It will be done"
"I can do that"
"ON THE COUNT OF THREE! ONE! TWO! THREE! ATTACK!"
Krieg started charging down the hill axe raised and screaming as loud as possible.
"Wait I wasn't ready"
"Be ready. The fight has begun."
Before Krieg had even made it half way down the slope the three bandits had seen him coming and were now charging him. The first Psycho being the taller of the two was sniped in the head before he made it too far and the other psycho was killed by a dozen of shots from Gaige's submachine gun but missed about as many as she had hit. The midget was the last one left and was coming straight for Krieg. Just as they were about to engage Krieg lifted his foot and kicked the midget back causing it to fly back towards the base. Krieg ran up to the now downed midget and lifted him up by the collar.
"WHERE'S TROY?!"
"Not here"
"WHERE IS HE?!"
"On way back"
"GOOD!"
Krieg snapped the midget's neck and threw him aside.
"THREE DOWN. ONE TO GO!"
"Well done"
"Yay! We should look around and set up an ambush for when this fourth guy shows up"
"YES BUT I GET HIM! I WANT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER!"
"Shhh….I hear something coming from in there"
"What is it Zero?"
"WHAT?"
"I don't know"