Hey everyone Chapter ten is here. I know its one of the shorter ones and im sorry but after doing three chapters the last three days this one is just a little something for the weekend. I know chapter ten should probably something special since its hitting double digits, but im not at a point in the story for something special im sorry. I'll do my best to make the next chapter a long one. Well anyways everyone i hope you enjoy this chapter and id really appreciate any reviews cause they do mean a lot to me and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside when i get them.
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Chaos with a touch of Stealth
-Chapter Ten-
"My turn Gaige"
"It's ok ill stay up. I don't think I could sleep anyways with my arm bugging me"
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"It got damaged in the fight that you guys saved me from."
"I see. That explains it"
"Explains what?"
"Your accuracy"
"What about it?
"It's terrible"
Gaige got upset by Zeros remark and defensively said
"Well I doubt you could do any better"
"I never miss"
"Liar"
":\ doesn't believe me"
"Of course not"
"Shame"
"Why is that a shame?"
"Because you need some lessons if your accuracy isn't because of your arm"
"And where would I get lessons?"
"Krieg"
"Krieg?"
"Yes"
"Why Krieg?"
"He's accurate. I've never seen him miss a target he's aimed for"
"Really?"
"Yes, but he only ever aims at half the enemies so hard to say if he would hit them all, but I usually deal with what he doesn't aim for"
"But he uses an axe. I use a gun"
"So. Same idea. Aim and pull the trigger or aim and throw the axe. Also why his grenades are very accurate"
"And here I thought you were going to offer to teach me"
"Haha"
"What's so funny about that?"
"You are unworthy of my teachings in the art of precision"
"UNWORTHY?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHOS UNWORTHY!"
"Calm yourself. Don't want to wake up Krieg before his shift"
"What makes me so unworthy mister Zero?"
"You're loud, unsubtle, recluse, noisy and above all annoying"
"If I'm all those things why did you stand up for me earlier? Hmmmmm?"
Zero realizing that Gaige might be catching on to something he didn't won't her to, turned away.
"Because it was the right thing to do and no point having you whine and complain the whole way to Sanctuary"
"Oh…."
Gaige grew quite and her face solemn. Zero realizing what he had said upset her tried to cheer her up.
"Don't worry Gaige plenty of time to prove yourself before we get to Sanctuary"
"Yeah…sure"
"You should go to bed Gaige"
"Yeah"
Gaige got up and walked towards the empty tent.
"Goodnight Gaige"
Gaige didn't reply before going into the tent and falling asleep"
"I think I might have hurt her feelings"
"No Shit"
Zero taken off guard by Krieg standing outside of his tent.
"How long you been there?"
"Long enough Tin Man"
"Tin Man?"
"Nic-name for you. Just thought it up in a dream and had to share"
"Right"
"So what your problem Tin Man?"
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"The way you treat Robo-Girl"
"Robo-Girl?"
"Nic name for her"
"I see."
"So what's your problem?"
"No Problem"
"Sure. You're dumb Tin Man"
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"YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
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"HOPELESS TIN MAN HOPELESS!"
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"She likes you. Tin Man and Robo-Girl. Got a nice ring to it just like Meat bicycle does."
"You're wrong"
"Said the virgin"
Zero looked quickly at Krieg and Krieg started laughing.
"I KNEW IT! TIN MAN GOT NO SKILLS WITH THE LADIES!"
":("
"Worst part of it all with you acting this way. You like her too"
"Wait. You're calm, quiet and knowledgeable. Who are you?"
"I AM KRIEG THE PSYCHO SANE OF SANES!"
":|"
"Well it's my shift now. Go get some sleep Tin man."
"K and your wrong"
"Right I'm wrong. Ha. You should teach her precision and be smooth about it"
"Smooth"
"You know get close up and personal"
":O"
"You've already felt her up and it hasn't even been one date yet so how bad can it be Tin man"
"That was out of necessity"
"Sure thing Tin Man. Sure thing"
Zero entered the empty tent and fell asleep.
"Now it's just me. Krieg! Hey voice how you doing up there?
There was no response.
"Same. Well let me know when you feel better it's been to quiet lately. I might actually start being some what normal and sane if this keeps up."