MEMOS
Albus! There are fireworks destroying my classroom!
And what am I supposed to do about it?
GET THEM OUT!
Why don't you vanish them? It is simple enough.
You know why I cannot banish them, Albus, because YOU put an anti-vanishing charm on them!
I did no such thing.
I don't believe you.
Those charms are easy enough to remove, Minerva.
Not without knowing the specific one used.
Why not just use 'finite incantatem'?
Albus, I am not incompetent! I have tried that!
Is somebody getting panicky?
No.
Is the brave little Gryffindor getting all scared?
NO!
Are you sure?
Yes! Anyway, everybody knows that animals detest fireworks.
But you are an Animagus; you are only an animal for a small amount of time.
Damn you and your logic!
Remember this moment; it will not happen again very soon.
JUST GET THEM OUT!
But it is the fifth of November.
The day of gunpowder, treason and plot!
You wouldn't?
That's right, Dumbles. You finally pushed me over the line. Today, my plot to overthrow you shall reach fruition! And it will be glorious.
If it has taken you all these years to formulate a plan, I think I shall take my chances.
But think about it; I have had all of these years to plan, craft, perfect this coup.
Most of the years to which you refer were spent playing chess and scaring first-years.
I concur.
Finally.
I'm still coming to get you.
Not until you get past the firework army. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Which is saying something, considering that you hear yourself talk a great deal.
I'm coming to get you!
Promises, promises.
A/N: Sorry, I meant to post this yesterday… but there are still fireworks going off outside my house so it still counts!