Adventures with the Avengers

Collaboration of:

KatnessLovelace & ScarletMoon-98

Authors Notes:

WARNING: CONTAINS BOTH HENTAI AND YAOI SITUATIONS

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

*actions during speech*

This will jump from point of view of Katness Lovelace (in red), Scarlet Moon (in purple), and third person.

Chapter one

Chapter two

I woke to grandfather clock striking 1:00. I got up off of Loki, who was still in deep sleep. His face was to the point of adorable; sweet and gentle was the only thing that could describe the sight. I look to the couch to see if Scarlet was still on top of Thor, but she was gone none the less. Feeling quite sticky from sweat, I headed up stairs to take another shower. Scarlet had already woken up from her place on the couch; she was in her room from the sound of the music coming from it. After my second shower, I headed down stairs. Loki and Thor were gone from their spots along with their clothes. The rain had stopped, but it was still cloudy. I sat on the couch and turned on the TV. The team was blowing up the news. It wasn't long before Scarlet came down and sat next to me. She laid her head in my lap, and I started to comb her hair with my fingers. A few minutes later the elevator came up from the base underground.

Tony, Bruce, Cap, and Clint came out from the elevator. Cap and Clint had a few scrapes and scratches. Tony looked fine 'cause of his armor, and Bruce was fine except for the torn clothes. All of them headed up stairs to take showers, but about that time, Loki and Thor came back down from theirs. "Ah! Good friends, how was the battle?" Thor asked as he came down the stairs. "It went well. But it's too bad you couldn't come with us." Cap said stopping at the top. "Ah, yes. 'Tis a shame, but I can cannot deny a summoning of the Allfather." They continued talking for a while. I continued to watch the news to see what was up with the weather. After the weather, I looked to see if Thor and Cap were still talking, but instead, Thor was in the kitchen munching on something. I then turned the other way to see what Loki was doing; he was still reading the book from that morning and was almost finished with it.

I fell asleep on Kat's lap while he combed his fingers though my hair. It's quite relaxing, and he use to do for me as a kid. It helped me fall asleep at night. It wasn't long 'til I was awoken by Kat shaking my shoulder. "Hey, Scar. Hey, Scar, wake up." Kat said still shaking me. "What?!" I said in an irritated tone. I don't like to be woken up, but I sat knowing Kat would only wake me if necessary. "Tony and the others left for a meeting with S.H.E.I.L.D., and he said we should head to the lab. J.A.R.V.I.S. will navigate." Kat said turning off the TV. We got up and went down to the base, and as Kat said, J.A.R.V.I.S. helped navigate. Unless you know your way around down here or in the menschen, you could easily get lost. When we got to the lab, Bruce was sitting at one of the tables mixing some liquids together. We walked over to the table and watched him slowly add drops from a flask into a test-tube. Since there was nothing else to do, we watched him 'til we got bored. We then started to look at all the gadgets Tony made on the tables. "I wouldn't touch anything unless you want a 'chat' with Tony once he gets back." Bruce said with his eyes still on what he's doing. "So… If we're Avengers, why do we need a babysitter?" Kat asked. "Yeah, it's not like we're gonna trash the menschen or anything." I said. "It's not that we don't trust you; it's the fact that you probationary Avengers. Until you pass initiation, you will have to be watched by one or more team members." Bruce replied. "Initiation?" "What type of initiation?" we asked one after the other. "Well it depends on your abilities, and what you can contribute to the team." Bruce answered still working with the liquids.

We kept asking questioning him 'til we couldn't think of anything to ask. And with that, we were completely out of ideas to do… That is, until we came up with one. I turned and looked at Kat, and he looked at me. We both had the same cattish grin on our faces. Because we know each other so well, we could understand what the other was thinking by facial expressions. 'Operation Hulk-out?' Kat asked. 'Operation Hulk-out.' I replied. We got up and got on either side of Bruce, and commenced 'Operation Hulk-out', which mainly consisted of us poking Bruce in the cheek and every once in a while asking, "What cha doin'?". It took a while before Bruce spoke up. "Okay, you stop doing that now. I know what you're up to, and it won't work." Bruce said a little agitated. We both knew that it wouldn't take much to make him hulk-out. That's when I thought of something, spill whatever he was mixing. I slapped it into his lap, and as fast as it hit his crotch, it started to dissolve the cloth. We couldn't help but watch as it spread all over his body, but never harmed his skin. It wasn't long before he started to change. "ERRR-rrr-RR!" Bruce growled as he changed. We both grinned because this was exactly what they wanted.

The twins grinned as the monster escaped his man of a cage. "Hulk no like twin mess with Hulk." He roared as he started moving words a table. He started to trash everything on the table. The two teens realized that if the Hulk continued, that Tony would kill them if they let him do it. But as soon as they came to this realizations Katness' phone started to ring. "Oh, crap! It's Tony. You try to calm him down, and I'll talk to Tony." Katness said fiddling with his phone. "I'm on it!" Scarlet said started to head towards the raging man. "*tap/BEEP* Hi, Tony! What's up?" Katness said a little frantic. "We're almost done with the meeting, and were getting ready to come back - *CRASH* what was that?" Tony asked. "Um… Nothing!" Katness lied through his teeth. Meanwhile, Scarlet was trying her best to calm down the Hulk. "Okay… well we'll be back in ten, twenty minutes tops. *CRASH**BANG* You hulked-out Bruce, didn't you." Tony asked already knowing the answer. "Yeah… how do we calm him down?" Katness asked with a sorry tone. About that time Hulk had trashed almost everything in the lab… almost everything. "NOT THE SUITE!" the twins yelled in unison. He was headed towards the Ironman armor. This made Tony worry, and Scarlet did what she could to hold him back with her magic. "There's a red box on the wall. Open it. There should be a set of darts and a dart gun. Use both darts and aim at his ass. We're on our way to help." Tony explained. "Wait, what's in the darts?" Katness asked as he followed Tony's instructions. "It's a concentrated mixture of elephant tranquilizer and adrenaline suppressant. Why?" Tony answered. "Okay, just asking. Gotta go and help Scarlet. Bye!" Katness said before hanging up.

Katness aimed and shot. The dart emptied into the large green muscle, but He was still awake. Katness reloaded and shot again. As soon as the seconded dart emptied, Scarlet let him go. He stood there for a second, but then began to fall. Scarlet ran but was caught under the huge man. *THUMP* "OW! Kat help me!" she called to her brother. He walked over and started tugging on flesh. "He's too heavy. *TUGGING* Gees! It's like he's all muscles." He said while tugging. It wasn't long before the Tony came to help. The two explained everything to Tony, but he wouldn't hear it. "We're really sorry Tony, Bruce." They said with heads hung low. "Is there any way we can make it up to you?" Katness asked helping Tony carry Bruce to the infirmary. "Well… I can think of one thing." Tony said with a smirk on his face. "Tony! No, as your punishment you'll clean up the mess you made." Bruce said scolding them. The two agreed and got to work. By the time they were done, they were exhausted. With help from J.A.R.V.I.S.' help, they headed up stairs and to their rooms. They both shower and go to bed excited for the day to come.