A/N: I apologise for being such a bad little fic-writer, but all my shows are done now so I should have a little more time to write. Everyone who has left requests will get their wishes soon. Also, while I'm here, I would like to thank you all for following my work and getting this fic over 1000 reviews. You are all rather marvellous!
MEMOS
Albus, I have a problem.
…
Well, it's really more of a dilemma.
…
Are they the same thing?
…
It doesn't matter. What it is, the old mother-in-law will be staying with us over the Christmas holidays due to "unforeseen circumstances" – Merlin only knows what she means by that – and I really don't want her to.
…
Now, I could either respect the wishes of my husband and graciously accept the hag into my home…
…
Or I could make her life a misery for the entire fortnight.
…
Yes, I think I shall go with the second one. Thanks, Albus.
Um… what just happened here?