A/N: A memo for all of you tributes out there. For those of you who are not fans of The Hunger Games, I hope you can still enjoy it.
MEMOS
Um… Minerva?
Oh dear. What have you done?
Nothing. Not personally, anyway.
That still doesn't sound good, Albus.
It's not. Not really.
What is it?
There's been a bit of an accident.
Albus, the bathroom is just around the corner from my office!
NOT THAT KIND OF ACCIDENT!
Keep your hair on!
Fawkes may have made a mess of your office.
He did what?
Just a little… um… scratch on your… desk.
WHAT?
He just left a little scratch mark on your desk.
You were supposed to be looking after my office while I'm away for the weekend.
I know. But, don't worry, I can get the scratch out with a simple spell.
NO!
Whyever not?
That. Is. Mahogany.