A/N: Well, now my exams are over, I have a week and a bit in which to write fanfiction, so look out for more updates on my part (for those of you reading Teacher Swap, I'm hoping to update it today or tomorrow).

MEMOS

Minerva –

No, Albus. I don't want to talk to you right now.

Oh, come on, it was only a joke.

Is that what you call sneaking up on me in tabby form and forcing a piece of bread around my face?

No, I call that breading.

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Alright, I'm sorry.

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At least it was only in the staffroom.

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Do I have to bribe you with chocolate?

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Books? Money? Unending friendship? Whatever you want, you can have it.

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I think you are in the doghouse, as the Muggles call it.

You're not wrong there, Severus.

At least it's not the bakery.

That's in bad taste.

And angering Minerva was a bad idea. That's my job.

It was funny, though.

It would have been funnier if you had put a sticking charm on the bread, though.

You are an evil, evil man.

I know.

*Later that evening*

Did you enjoy your dinner, Albus?

Did you finally decide to talk to me again?

Evidently.

In answer to your question, it was dreadful and you know it.

What's got your beard in a twist?

The fact that I was only allowed bread for dinner, perhaps.

I thought that was your own choice.

You know it wasn't!

Alright, alright. I'm not supposed to tell you, but Poppy insisted that you be put on an all-bread diet to counter the amount of sweets that you have been eating.

Really?

No, you dolt. I gave the house elves strict instructions to give you only bread for dinner and nothing else. Call it a favour, since you seem to love bread so much.

You are a cold-hearted woman.

You can call me the ice queen.

We already do.

Good evening, Severus. I shall be going to bed now, if you don't mind. Good night to both of you.

That woman…

I feel a prank war coming on.

Prank war?

Just a phrase I heard those detestable Weasley twins discussing.

This cannot end well.

A/N numero dos: For those of you who have managed to avoid the breading craze, this video might be of interest to you ===== youtube(.com/watch?v=81QeskKCCaI)