A/N: I'm genuinely sorry that it took me so long to update, but I now have a part-time job, so I don't have a great deal of free time anymore. However, I do hope you will continue to enjoy my fics (even if they take forever to update).
MEMOS
Heeeeeellooooooooo.
What now?
You have no appreciation for additional vowels.
Albus, I don't have time for this!
You don't have time for your best friend?
Albus, he knows!
Who knows what?
You know what I'm talking about!
Severus? So what?
Do you understand? He knows!
Be calm about it, though. You don't want him to know that you know that he knows.
Stop it; we don't lower ourselves to that type of humour.
Yet innuendoes are no problem for you.
What can I say? It's a mad world.
I've noticed that much more recently.
Albus, how does he know?
I haven't told him anything, if that is what you're implying. My lips are locked, my secrets are sacred.
Yes, but are mine?
I do not believe you would have to ask me that.
DID YOU TELL SEVERUS THAT I SLIPPED AN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION POTION INTO HIS BAG AND LAUGHED WHEN IT FELL OUT IN THE STAFFROOM?
I KNEW IT!
Well, I didn't tell him, but I think you just did.
You evil cockroach.
I am in a safe haven, your jinxes cannot reach me here.
I shall be up in five minutes.
If you can find me!
You're in the hospital wing, begging Poppy to hide you.
How do you do that?
A/N: I wonder whether Albus will ever think to use a Disillusionment Charm…