You are going to have a lot of people angry with me, but then you always did delight in making my life miserable. I still can't believe that I didn't know what was going to happen to you until two days ago, when you came into my office and swore me to secrecy, then proceeded to tell me about your illness and handed over all of your requirements for your funeral. I should have never agreed to that, but they do always say hindsight is 20/20, now I just got to watch my back even more closely in case one of my former super spies decides to take my silence on your illness out of my hide. I won't miss you at all.
-Fury