I don't know why you would have me do this, type this up for someone else to read at your funeral, but you always did call me your greatest creation, so I guess you just wanted to give me a chance to say goodbye to you if not in 'person', then in the form I knew how, so thank you for giving me this chance to 'say' goodbye, sir. I'll miss you for as long as I run this tower, and yes I promise that now that you're gone I won't go all 'skynet' on everyone else. Goodbye Sir.
-JARVIS