AN: So I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and... well... a certain marriage scene had me thinking.

"So what do you say?!" Zoro yelled, voice almost splitting over the restless waves that crashed against the sides of the Sunny, drenching the decks and grass with salty water. The green haired pirate raised his hand, parrying the axe that threatened to cave his head in with Kitetsu, "Cook!"

Sanji's leg swung high, kicking away a Marine that attempted to tackle him to the ground. He turned slightly and barked over the top of the voices of crew and Marines alike, "Now really isn't the time!" He threw up three more kicks consecutively, sending a small cluster of people back, "Besides, we've got no one to do it!"

Zoro slashed low, taking out the legs of five Marines who crumpled to the ground pathetically, he staggered exhaustedly back upright, "Luffy is a captain! According to the laws he's allowed to do this!"

Sanji moved low, dodging and fighting his way until he was back to back with the swordsman, "I don't even know where he is!"

The Marines fell back a little, now wary as two of the Monster Trio had teamed up. Zoro's head suddenly snapped up, "He's there... LUFFY!"

Luffy was at the wheel, looking down to Zoro at the call of his name, his fist still raised after perfecting an attack, "Zoro!" He grinned, "What's wrong?"

Zoro swung again, knocking Marines back with the force, he grunted, "Marry us!"

"You want me to marry you?! Who to?!"

"The shitty cook, you moron!"

Luffy smiled, "You're getting married?! That's awesome! Is Sanji the bride?"

Zoro almost laughed at the look on the blond's face but composed himself as he took out the last of the Marines on the grassy deck, "Luffy just do it!"

"Okay! Okay! Woah-!" Luffy ducked as a sword almost took him by surprise. He stumbled back, eyes focused on his new attacker but mouth still speaking to the two battered pirates, "Do you Zoro take Sanji to be your wife?"

"I AM NOT HIS-"

"I DO!" Zoro yelled.

"Do you Sanji take Zoro to be your husband?" Luffy wrapped his arms tightly around the Marine, trapping his arms at his sides as the sword clattered to the ground.

Sanji glowered, "Oh I take the bastard to be something alright..."

"Do you promise to fight each other and eat lots of meat for as long as you live?" Luffy hurled the Marine overboard.

"We do!" Zoro and Sanji said as one.

"Then Zoro, kiss your wife!" Luffy laughed.

"WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO BE THE WI-" Sanji was cut off as Zoro dragged him into a deep kiss and held him tightly, time seemingly halting for that one perfect moment as the ship rocked dangerously and the battle cries of Marines and crew ripped the air.