AN: I always get a lot of ZoSan angst prompts but it's nice to write something sweet about these two shitty bastards sometimes.
Sanji dithered despite the blanket he had held around him, "Fuck-k it's c-cold!" He yelped, leaping out of the armchair he'd tried to settle down in, the leather cold and unwelcoming.
Why did the heating have to be broken?! Why?! He shook furiously and tried to keep his chattering jaw shut. He couldn't cope with this any longer! Zoro had to fix this somehow!
He stormed over to his room mate's bedroom, intent on kicking his lazy ass out of bed when the sudden gust of hot air hit him as he opened the door. Sanji's anger dissipated as the heat wrapped around him and he stepped into Zoro's room, shutting the door to keep in the warmth that Sanji hungered for.
How the hell was it so warm in here?!
He moved to the bed and looked down at the Zoro shaped lump underneath the covers. He reached out and prodded what he assumed was the man's shoulder.
"Marimo..." He whispered, trying to rouse the other out of sleep, "Marimoooo~"
When Zoro didn't respond, the blonde whacked the top of his mossy head that protruded from the covers earning him a low growl, "What?"
"You need to fix the heating," Sanji said, "I'm freezing my ass off out there!"
"Nnnh," Zoro groaned, "Later... I'm sleeping..."
Sanji whacked him again, "No sleeping! Get out there and fix it you lazy piece of shit!"
The blonde gasped as Zoro's hand shot out from under the covers and grabbed his wrist and suddenly he was being pulled against the green haired man's chest. When his brain had processed the position they were now in, he tried to break away, heat burning his cheeks, "M-Marimo what the-?"
Zoro took in a sharp breath as Sanji's cold skin touched his, "Jeez cook, you're freezing!"
"Stop manhandling me you brute I-!" Sanji stopped, his shout giving way to a breathy sigh as Zoro's searing hot skin met his, "Oh wow, shit, you're really warm..."
"I know,"
"Oh God," Sanji breathed as he pushed into Zoro, burrowing into the warmth he so desperately craved.
Zoro chuckled, "What was all that about being manhandled, cook?"
"Shut up and keep me warm," Sanji snapped as he dipped his head down to the top of the covers and snuggled further into his room mate's touch.