Oh that reminds me!
Allie: What?
In Chapter 3, I said there was a hilarious moment with a Bruiser Unversed.
Allie: Yeah, so?
Well, I wanted to make a short chapter about it.
Allie: Then go ahead.
Sweet! XD
The two Keyblade wielders entered the mouse hole, looking for their elusive friend Jaq. "So where do you think he went?" Ventus asked, staring at his friend.
"Hmm…" she hummed, scoping out the area. "He probably went up there," she pointed, causing Ven to follow her finger, seeing a ledge some ways away from them. "There's probably another mouse hole up there."
"Cool," Ven started walking. "Let's go-"
Flood and Bruiser Unversed suddenly appeared in front of the two. Ven stepped back and summoned his Keyblade, but his friend jumped back, also summoning her Keyblade. "I can't believe these things are here too!" Ven groaned, glaring at the blue enemies.
"So these are the Unversed," Iggy stated, causing her blonde friend to stare at her in confusion.
"'Unversed'?" he repeated.
"That's what Master Yen Sid called them," she answered his question.
"Weird name," he stated bluntly, causing her temple to throb.
"Well I'm not the one calling them that!" she retorted.
"Well," he started, staring at Iggy with a neutral look, "what would you call them?"
"…" she stared at the Unversed. "…" she stared back at Ventus. "… Blueberries."
Ven felt a sweat drop roll down his head. "'Blueberries?' Really?'"
"Well, look at them!" she protested, gesturing towards the Bruiser. "They're big, and blue… and big-"
"You said 'big' twice," Ven pointed.
"Well I don't see you coming up with anything better!" she pointed out, the two not realizing that the Flood and Bruiser Unversed where watching them banter back and forth like a tennis ball.
"Well… well… your name is stupid!" Ven pointed out, trying to make a point.
She gasped. "My name is stupid?! Well how about yours!?"
"I didn't actually mean your name!" The Flood and Bruiser looked at Ven.
"Then what was it?!" The Flood and Bruiser looked at Iggy.
"What you called the Unversed!" They looked at Ven.
"What 'bout it?!" They looked back at Iggy.
"Why name them after a fruit?!" Then back at Ven.
"Because… because… because of that big guy right there!" The Flood looked at the Bruiser. "He's giant and fat and blue! What more do you want?!"
"A better name other than 'Fat Blueberry!'" The Flood stepped back from the Bruiser.
"But he is a Fat Blueberry!" The Bruiser began to shake.
"He's not a fruit!" The Bruiser shook violently.
"Well try saying that to somebody else!" The Bruiser walked toward them menacingly.
"You're not gonna admit it?!" The Bruiser was getting closer.
"No!" The Bruiser was right upon them.
"Come on!" The Bruiser was right, above them.
"Never!"
"Say it!"
"NO-WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YA STUPID, FAT BLUEBERRY?!" She shouted suddenly. She took her Keyblade and, in an impressive stance of one who goes up to bat, swung her weapon at the Bruiser. The Unversed was launched into the air, doing several back flips, and slammed into the wall, evaporating.
The room was silent. The Flood and Ventus could only stare at the hyperventilating redhead. When her breathe came out smoother, she looked up with a glare at the Flood. "WELL?! YOU WANNA COME AT ME?! HUH?!"
The Flood only stared at her. Then they disappeared into thin air.
Ventus tried to calm his shivers ad the redhead walked past him, stomping her feet. "Let's go, Ventus."
"Uh… y-yeah," he agreed following her.
It must be that time of the month Terra mentioned once, he sweat dropped. No wonder how he got that black eye the next day.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Allie: Wow… o.o' Didn't think you had it in ya.
What? Make a funny one-shot?
Allie: Yeah.
It just came on to me.
Allie: HAHAHAHAHAHA~!
What?!
Allie: HAHAHA! No-nothing! It's nothing-hahaha!
COME ON!
Allie: NEVER~!
DAMN IT ALLIE!
Allie: HAHAHAHAHA~!