At this point all I got are the tits. Still no Fullmetal Alchemist. :"

Chapter 2 Interrogation Room Woes

Selene POV

Is he ever gonna give us some food?! Jebus Christler! I am hungry and a bit hung-over. Now he won't shut the fuck up.

"Hey, flabbermouth, what's your name?" The dark haired military officer raised a brow and my obnoxious sister smirked.

"Child, I would advise you to use manners while you are in here otherwise it won't be a pleasant experience."

"Yeah, because sitting in an interrogation room with no food and a massive headache does have a possibility of being pleasant." Sonia snarked.

He ignored her and sighed while pinching the bridge of his nose. "My name is Brigadier General Roy Mustang. Now can we start the interview?"

Neither my sister nor I replied. We just stayed silent.

"I'll take that as a yes." he began, "Now we'll start simple. Where do you live?"

"With my sister." I replied.

"Where does your sister live?"

"With me." I was trying so hard not to laugh but it wasn't working.

"Where do you both live?"

"Together." Sonia joined in.

"Where do you both live together?" Hehe, he's starting to get annoyed.

"At our house." It was getting even harder trying not to laugh.

"Where is your house?" This guy is good at keeping patient. Wait, what was that noise? Was it coming from outside? Meh, oh well.

"Next to our neighbor's house." Sonia had mirth in her voice.

"Where is your neighbor's house?" This General guy was getting pissed off. There's that noise again, what the hell is it?

Sonia leaned forward and whispered, "If I tell you, you won't believe me."

His eyes softened a bit, "Where is it?"

Sonia looked to her left side, and then her right then leaned across the table and put a hand to the side of her mouth and whispered, "It's next to my house."

The General slammed his hands on the table and yelled, "Do you think this is some kind of joke?!"

"Yes." we replied in perfect unison.

His face got menacing and I finally figured out what the noise was, "Well I'm not laughing." he ground out.

"Yeah, but your officers are."

"What." His face looked like it was concentrating and then he got really mad. He stormed over to the door and pulled it open; needless to say he was not pleased with what he saw. The three officers he had standing outside of the door were all laughing and trying not to fall over themselves.

"What do you three think you're doing?" I could not see his face but judging by the looks of the other three it must have been terrifying. "Now just sit and watch." He slammed the door in their faces. He sat down and glared at us. "I'm going to ask you some questions and you are going to give me true answers. Got it?"

Sonia took out a cigarette and lit it up, "Oh are we now? And why would we do that?"

In a second Roy snapped his fingers which somehow caused flames to shoot out and burn Sonia's cigarette down to the bud. "Little girl don't question me." Sonia stayed strangely quiet.

"Ha, you just got burned." I snickered.

Sonia looked all pissy and then she hit me in the face and said. "And you just got hit. Bitch." And then it was on!

I hit her back and she lunged at me and we fell to floor trying to strangle each other.

"Dirty bitch can't take a joke." I snapped.

"Raging cunt can't take a hit." She remarked.

"Oh Fuck You! I don't know why I even bother with you you're the worst twin sister in the entire universe!" I screamed in her face.

"Oh really, because that's what I think about you, you dirty drunk whore! Every time we start drinking you become a total tease and I get left dealing with the shit so you don't get raped while you are so drunk you can't walk. And now we're in a military building shitface! Fuck You!"

"Oh really, I'm a drunk whore? You're the one who sucked some guys dick for 5,ooo cens.1."

Sonia scoffed. "We needed money to get home."

"What about the time you tried to proposition a cop?"

"How was I supposed to know he was a cop?"

"We spent a week in jail because of that."

"Yeah but we made a shit tone of fuckn-a friends."

"Oh yeah and we all sang that song about tacos.2"

Sonia giggled and started singing. "I've got a taco in my pocket." I joined in. "It's so spicy like a rocket. When I sing this song you'll know I just want to sing it with my taco. It aien't no burrito it's not even an enchilada. But it's a very important part of me, for it's my taco." We were laughing so hard by the end of the song.

The guy with the long blonde hair was standing over us with a strange look on his face. "That was not a very appropriate, uh, song."

"Bitch please. Look here, Goldilocks, when we wrote that song we had no idea that it was perverted. Hell the other prisoners didn't know it was perverted. We realized how wrong it sounded when some big-fat-angry-lesbian-prison-guard wanted to strip search me. Then she was saying things like, 'You got a taco in your pocket? I've got one in mine. Yeah baby.' Then I was like wait a minute I think there's something wrong here. And she said 'You wanna see my taco?' and she took her pants off. I have never laid a bitch out so fast in my entire life. It took me four seconds, it would've only been one but the bitch was so fat she hit everything on the way down." Sonia basically sang that story.

The door opened and the three officers from earlier walked in with the scary blonde lady from the alley way. The officer with blonde hair and smoked cigarettes walked over and helped us up. I took his cigarette from him and started smoking it. Strangely he didn't get mad, he just smiled at me and put his arms around me and Sonia. "Aww, Sir they are so cute can we keep them?"

"Who the hell are you calling cute?" Sonia said like a sassy black woman.

"Lieutenant Colonel Havoc, they aren't stray animals." The blonde woman said.

"Most people would beg to differ. Don't you know we are bitches?" I took a long drag of his cigarette then Sonia reached over and took it from me and she started smoking it.

"The hell Bitch?" I put a hand on my hip and glared at her.

"What haven't you ever heard of puff puff pass?" She snickered.

"Bitch that's when we smoke weed." I snapped.

"Wait a minute, you two smoke weed." Roy Mustang got pissed off again.

"No mother licker we just know street terms because we basically grew up on the streets." Sonia snapped.

"Well actually she grew up on the street corner." I pointed at Sonia. She took a hit of the cigarette and flipped me off.

"Well this interrogation is going so well isn't it Roy?" Blondie snapped.

"Cool yo tits bitch." Sonia ordered.

"Do you call anyone something other than bitch?"

"When I know their names I do. Bitch."

All of the officers looked at each other and then it dawned on them. The only person in there we knew by name was Roy Mustang.

The blonde officer was the first to speak up. "I'm Lieutenant Colonel Jean Havoc, Nice to meet you."

"First Lieutenant Heimans Breda." The chunkier guy with orange hair said.

"First Lieutenant Cain Fury. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Edward Elric." Blondie said with little care.

"Colonel Riza Hawkeye."

"My name is Sonia Dupree and this is my sister Selene Dupree. It's a pleasure for you to meet me." Sonia said with her nose in the air.

"We need to get back to the task at hand here. I have to question these two on if they know anything about the Saints."

My sister and I froze. "Uh. Why are you asking us about the Saints?"

The General turned to me. "We are unit assigned to working the case. We can't inform you of anything but that."

Sonia and I looked at each other and it we both knew we were in the belly of the beast. "Sorry we don't know anything. Can we please leave?"

"If you want to but there are a few police officers and a social services worker waiting for you outside."

"Shit." Sonia hissed.

"However, if you two are interested in helping us then we would instate you as military officers and you would be given a room in the military dorms. You would be wards of the Military and you wouldn't have to deal with social services anymore."

Before I could say anything Sonia decided to make the call. "Deal."

Well I have said it before and I will say it again, please R&R in a flame free manner, or the saints will end you.

I am sorry I haven't updated in a while, it took us a while to get our internet fixed. O.0

1 I don't know about cens I just went with yen so basically it was $50

2 yeah a friend and I actually wrote that but we were in a church lock in and we didn't realize how perverted it was when we wrote it.

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